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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Recipe thread - another piglet
I'll go and get an apple for its mouth.
[I can't believe I put an apostrophe in there ] [ 06. May 2008, 02:43: Message edited by: Wiff Waff ]
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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Thy neck is like the Lolly
What - really, really thin, or sticky?
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Legodude_uk
Protector of Zebras
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Who is responsible Chelley
Obviously an alternate persona for the Chelly that visits the Ship!!!
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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A story according to... MiceElf
Walt Whitman meets Brian Jaques' and J.R.R. Tolkien's love child.
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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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'Thy neck is like the... Sha_Sha
Of Persia_Persia? Like, non-existant?
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Is it time again for Wiff Waff
There's always time for Wiff Waff!
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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Alternate uses for ordinary Sha_Sha
Ah, but Sha_Sha isn't ordinary, so you're wasting your time.
-------------------- The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Alternate uses for... MusicMonkey
As an alternative iPod, for example....
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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What was Hezekiah smoking? Bullfrog
No, I think you'll find that was Jeremiah.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Vatican order: keep pepper.
Not just the salt of the earth then.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Let's mistranslate Pax Romana
Chunks of hard Italian cheese wrapped for individual sale.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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A nuanced Christian... The Atheist
That's some heavy nuance!
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Eutychus
From the edge
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I was just thinking that a nuanced Christian Mousethief was stretching things a bit far
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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A story according to... Bacchus
First, he poured himself a large goblet of wine.
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Prayer Requests 2008 - The Man with No Name
Presumably he's asking for prayer that he'll get a name?
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Or such a rotten prayer request that he wishes to remain unidentifiable.
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Who is responsible... Rossweisse
I get blamed for everything!
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Mommy doesn't need... Gort
He doesn't seem the type to help out with real Mommy needs, somehow.
Ross
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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A nuanced Christian... glockenspiel
New horizons in church music!
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Recipe thread: another Otter
Yum! Double Tarka Tikka!
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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"You worship a... Mousethief
The anti-Christians are getting more imaginative in their canards.
Ross
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote: Originally posted by Rossweisse: "You worship a... Mousethief
The anti-Christians are getting more imaginative in their canards.
Ross
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Is God bothered and Faust
He's not that bothered, but he might be a tiny bit Faust.
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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Inscutable to a non-native LittleLady
And no doubt to the bigger ones too!
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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"You worship a... Anglican_Brat
For a start, it's 'an', not 'a'. And then, I'd strongly deny that!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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"You worship a Mudfrog
wanna make somethin' of it?
-------------------- Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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churchgoing on its Melon
Geez, just hours ago it was on its knees. This is going downhill fast!
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Walking Around the... rosamundi
I'd do it. For charity. Who's my sponsor? Or can I just put her on a roundabout, stand still and make her turn around?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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The Holy Spirit is... Max.
Oh nonononononononononono!
This is just too cruel.
Ross
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Thy neck is like the mudfrog...
How romantic, dear.
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the parsley sage
Shipmate
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Saints, priests and Bishops finger
Potion boil and cauldron bubble...
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the parsley sage
Shipmate
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oops. I just went and checked, and it was meant to be "Saints, feasts, and Bishops finger"
Sorry. But you can see what impression I got!
-------------------- Boys in books are better
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Some physics - Carex
Surely that antibacterial handwash stuff is chemistry?
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http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Are we weakened by... (Dubious Thomas)
We are. It's all that doubting, you see.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Hazey*Jane
Ship's Biscuit Crumbs
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It's a subject I take incredibly seriously, but the surrealness of this couldn't be ignored:
Hybrid Embryo Law Vote....Lamb Chopped
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Along the lines of Wesley J's above this morning I was greeted with:
You worship a Dubious Thomas
No, I don't, mine's the TRUE Thomas.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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You know, Chorister's car-rear-end thread in Heaven just missed making one of the best FLP's ever... [ 20. May 2008, 04:57: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Well, in the Styx we have Recent problem with PeteC.
I think a PM to Pete would be nice before taking it up in the Styx!
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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amber.
Ship's Aspiedestra
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quote: Originally posted by churchgeek: Oh, and last night I saw: Deputies enforce restraining amber.
Which made me wonder what had amber done!
Ah, that'd be telling
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Is there a way to change Caty.
Why would we want to? She's perfect just as she is.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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El Greco
Shipmate
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Walking Around the Penny Lane
Let's stuff as many coins in our pockets as we can! [ 21. May 2008, 21:54: Message edited by: §Andrew ]
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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Does anybody still say that Moo
It's still commonly uttered among cows, I believe.
-------------------- Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Prince Caspian and Trudy Scrumptious
'Ello, ello, ello. Did something come of the Dancing in Heaven thread after all?
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Why does the Holy Spirit ken
Well, y'see, laddie, it's in his nature as God t'ken the desires of our hearts an' all that.
-------------------- Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Recent Problems with Drifting Star
I don't know of any such thing recently, but Three Wise Men had just this problem two thousand years ago.
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(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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