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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Recipe thread - another piglet

I'll go and get an apple for its mouth.

[I can't believe I put an apostrophe in there [Hot and Hormonal] ]

[ 06. May 2008, 02:43: Message edited by: Wiff Waff ]

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Thy neck is like the Lolly

What - really, really thin, or sticky? [Paranoid]

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Legodude_uk

Protector of Zebras
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Who is responsible Chelley

Obviously an alternate persona for the Chelly that visits the Ship!!!

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If a man is standing in a forest speaking but there are no women around to hear him...is he still wrong?

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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A story according to... MiceElf

Walt Whitman meets Brian Jaques' and J.R.R. Tolkien's love child.

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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'Thy neck is like the... Sha_Sha

Of Persia_Persia? Like, non-existant?

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Bullfrog.

Prophetic Amphibian
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Is it time again for Wiff Waff

There's always time for Wiff Waff!

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Alternate uses for ordinary Sha_Sha

Ah, but Sha_Sha isn't ordinary, so you're wasting your time.

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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Alternate uses for... MusicMonkey

As an alternative iPod, for example....

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PrettyFly

Ship's sunbather
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What was Hezekiah smoking? Bullfrog

No, I think you'll find that was Jeremiah.

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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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Vatican order: keep pepper.

Not just the salt of the earth then.

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blog

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Let's mistranslate Pax Romana

Chunks of hard Italian cheese wrapped for individual sale.

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mousethief

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A nuanced Christian... The Atheist

That's some heavy nuance!

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Eutychus
From the edge
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I was just thinking that a nuanced Christian Mousethief was stretching things a bit far [Razz]

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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A story according to... Bacchus

First, he poured himself a large goblet of wine.

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Esmeralda

Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Prayer Requests 2008 - The Man with No Name

Presumably he's asking for prayer that he'll get a name?

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http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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Or such a rotten prayer request that he wishes to remain unidentifiable.

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Gwai
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A nuanced Christian... Mad Geo

I'm not holding my breath on that conversion. Still, if he converts, I do think he'd be a nuanced and very interesting Christian.

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A master of men was the Goodly Fere,
A mate of the wind and sea.
If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere
They are fools eternally.


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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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Who is responsible... Rossweisse

I get blamed for everything!

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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What was Hezekiah smoking? Lamb Chopped with herbs and spices, rotisseried lightly ... mmmmm ... though I find eating more satisfactory, but the past is a different country

[ 11. May 2008, 03:36: Message edited by: Zappa ]

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shameless self promotion - because I think it's worth it
and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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Mommy doesn't need... Gort

He doesn't seem the type to help out with real Mommy needs, somehow.

Ross

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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A nuanced Christian... glockenspiel

New horizons in church music!

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Eutychus
From the edge
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Recipe thread: another Otter

Yum! Double Tarka Tikka!

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Gwai
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You worship a Bullfrog

They are pretty funny looking, but I don't know that I worship them.

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A master of men was the Goodly Fere,
A mate of the wind and sea.
If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere
They are fools eternally.


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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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"You worship a... Mousethief

The anti-Christians are getting more imaginative in their canards.

Ross

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse:
"You worship a... Mousethief

The anti-Christians are getting more imaginative in their canards.

Ross

[Paranoid]

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Esmeralda

Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Is God bothered and Faust

He's not that bothered, but he might be a tiny bit Faust.

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http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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PrettyFly

Ship's sunbather
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Inscutable to a non-native LittleLady

And no doubt to the bigger ones too!

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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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"You worship a... Anglican_Brat

For a start, it's 'an', not 'a'. And then, I'd strongly deny that!

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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"You worship a Mudfrog

wanna make somethin' of it?

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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mousethief

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churchgoing on its Melon

Geez, just hours ago it was on its knees. This is going downhill fast!

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Walking Around the... rosamundi

I'd do it. For charity. Who's my sponsor? Or can I just put her on a roundabout, stand still and make her turn around?

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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The Holy Spirit is... Max.

Oh nonononononononononono!

This is just too cruel.

Ross

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mousethief

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Thy neck is like the mudfrog...

How romantic, dear.

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the parsley sage
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Saints, priests and Bishops finger

Potion boil and cauldron bubble...

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Boys in books are better

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the parsley sage
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oops. I just went and checked, and it was meant to be "Saints, feasts, and Bishops finger"

Sorry. But you can see what impression I got!

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Boys in books are better

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Esmeralda

Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Some physics - Carex

Surely that antibacterial handwash stuff is chemistry?

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Are we weakened by... (Dubious Thomas)

We are. It's all that doubting, you see.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Hazey*Jane

Ship's Biscuit Crumbs
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It's a subject I take incredibly seriously, but the surrealness of this couldn't be ignored:

Hybrid Embryo Law Vote....Lamb Chopped

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Along the lines of Wesley J's above this morning I was greeted with:

You worship a Dubious Thomas

No, I don't, mine's the TRUE Thomas.

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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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You know, Chorister's car-rear-end thread in Heaven just missed making one of the best FLP's ever...

[ 20. May 2008, 04:57: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]

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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Well, in the Styx we have
Recent problem with PeteC.

I think a PM to Pete would be nice before taking it up in the Styx!

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Oh, and last night I saw:
Deputies enforce restraining amber.

Which made me wonder what had amber done!

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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amber.
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quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Oh, and last night I saw:
Deputies enforce restraining amber.

Which made me wonder what had amber done!

Ah, that'd be telling [Biased]
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Esmeralda

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Recent problem with passer

It's probably your prostate...

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http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Is there a way to change Caty.

Why would we want to? She's perfect just as she is.

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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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El Greco
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Walking Around the Penny Lane

Let's stuff as many coins in our pockets as we can!

[ 21. May 2008, 21:54: Message edited by: §Andrew ]

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Ξέρω εγώ κάτι που μπορούσε, Καίσαρ, να σας σώσει.

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PrettyFly

Ship's sunbather
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Does anybody still say that Moo

It's still commonly uttered among cows, I believe.

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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.

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Sioni Sais
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Prince Caspian and Trudy Scrumptious

'Ello, ello, ello. Did something come of the Dancing in Heaven thread after all?

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Eutychus
From the edge
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Why does the Holy Spirit ken

Well, y'see, laddie, it's in his nature as God t'ken the desires of our hearts an' all that.

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Sioni Sais
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Recent Problems with Drifting Star

I don't know of any such thing recently, but Three Wise Men had just this problem two thousand years ago.

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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