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the pilgrim
Ship's Brownist
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Horrible liturgical young fogey

Pretty well describes me in my first couple of years of ministry!

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Trudy Scrumptious

BBE Shieldmaiden
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Prince Caspian and Horseman Bree

The film-makers really took liberties with the story this time...

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Books and things.

I lied. There are no things. Just books.

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PrettyFly

Ship's sunbather
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Prince Caspian and Horseman Bree

Umm - two different books I think

eta - dammit, Trudy just beat me to it! [Razz]

[ 22. May 2008, 21:33: Message edited by: PrettyFly ]

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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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ship of fools love Mamacita

I can find no fault with that statement.

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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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the pilgrim
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Your Corpus Christi Max will require and extra large monstrance to display to the faithful!

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Wesley J

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I hope I'm not being... Alan Cresswell!

I much prefer being Wesley J!

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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mousethief

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The God of rape, murder, Dafyd

The trifecta of evil? [Eek!]

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Inscrutable to a non-native... GoodCatholicLad

Even among Catholics there are secrets. There goes the universal church. [Ultra confused]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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amber.
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Leave other religions Custard

If we must... [Disappointed] but in that case can we still nick their sponge pudding?

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Your Corpus Christi... Manipled Mutineer

Aaaaargggh, shiver my cross!

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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the parsley sage
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What they never told Timothy the Obscure

Is it because they were all so polite?

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Boys in books are better

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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Woohoo, FLP on four boards, Heaven through to AS.

What they never told leo - Don't take the role in Titanic.

You worship a Cyprian

Thanking the theiving Organ Builder

Oh, Say can you see Kelly Alves - Not from here.

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Thanking the thieving mousethief

The pleasure is entirely mine. <to self> Now what was the speed dial number for my fence? </to self>

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mousethief

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I am the crematorium gay organ grinder

Boy, when they said this crematorium had all the modern conveniences, they weren't kidding!

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Thanking the thieving mousethief

Thank you thank you thank you!!! The cat just wasn't catching the little critters, and even if she would, I'd rather she eat proper cat food. Oh, it's so nice to not hear the scampering of little feet in the walls at night! Thank you, mouethief!

Now, do you have a relative, or a friend, or business partner, that swipes arachnids?


[I don't care that mt beat me to this... [Big Grin] ]

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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mousethief

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Your Corpus Christi Thurible

Actually, it's from Galveston.

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the parsley sage
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How did we become so amber?

That's what happens when you don't follow the directions on the box....

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Boys in books are better

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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Monkey's brain controls Marvin the Martian

We did wonder! [Biased]

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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infinite_monkey
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My school administration Lamb Chopped


Oh, how deeply do I wish it.

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And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com

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Eutychus
From the edge
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Support systems for Doublethink

Brought to you by the Ministry of Truth.

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Bishop Irish's doubtful... Foaming Draught

He oughta stick to whiskey. Or G&T.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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   Liturgical tat blunders... CuppaT

There's very little* that can't be sorted out over a nice pot.


*and if it can't, well, afaic, it's the End of Civilization.

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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Ads that wouldn't tempt Schroedinger's cat

There's some uncertainty about that :-)

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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Ads that wouldn't tempt... Piglet

"Ham Special! Pork loins! Butterfly pork chops!"

Ross

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Ariel
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Vocations, for those religious kittens.
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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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What is your favorite Patdys?

The pissy one.

[Two face]

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Eutychus
From the edge
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Walking around the moonlit door

This is either some way of staying in Narnia rather than go through the Gateway To Our Lands&trade or a good way to bang your head on a wall.

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Wesley J

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Do you have a cross... Hooker's Trick

If they start BDSM on you without you paying extra, you'll know.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Rossweisse

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Do you have a cross... Choirboy

No, but my junior viola-player can be majorly crabby.

Ross

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Esmeralda

Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Schools today: Good Curiosity Killed

Alas, it's all too true - nothing destroys curiosity like the wrong kind of education.

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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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Smudgie

Ship's Barnacle
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Walking Around the... Autenrieth Road

Walking it's fine, it's pronouncing it that's difficult...

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Miss you, Erin.

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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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What's that you say, Liverpool fan

"Ohhhhhhhh Campione" I believe

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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain

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Esmeralda

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What a gift:

I would walk 500 miles To The Pain

And I would walk 500 miles away from it. Guess that's why I'm not on the BDSM board.

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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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Keren-Happuch

Ship's Eyeshadow
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Applause during the Hooker's trick ...

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Travesty, treachery, betrayal!
EXCESS - The Art of Treason
Nea Fox

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Do you have a cross leo

No, but I've got a disgruntled gemini.

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the pilgrim
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Counting every congregant poncho

Something for the ushers to do on a rainy Sunday morning.

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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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We MUST help these John Donne

The Metaphysical Poets' Benevolent Society now accepts Paypal, Visa, Mastercard, Bankers' Drafts, Letters of Credit, and, in the last resort, cash/postal orders.

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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Denver Beams Rays At Spiffy

tinfoil hat alert!

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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the pilgrim
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They don't teach Hart

True enough. That can only come from deep within.

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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What they never told Chorister

Extra rehearsals scheduled but she wasn't invited?

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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Esmeralda

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Furry baby advice (Lamb Chopped)

How to circumcise your sheep?

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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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Lamb Chopped
Ship's kebab
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OW ow ow ow ow ouch.

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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Is it time again for Twilight

Yeah pretty much every evening about this time. I'm surprised you hadn't noticed the pattern.

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PrettyFly

Ship's sunbather
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How do I edit or delete angel wrestler

That's none of your business. Go away.

[Big Grin]

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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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[Overused] [Big Grin]

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Using Side-by-Side... Autenrieth Road

That'd be a dual carriageway then, whatever central reservations you may have.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Esmeralda

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Personal spiritual Dave Marshall

Where can I get one? (and will it fit on the dashboard of my car? [Biased] )

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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
Personal spiritual Dave Marshall

Where can I get one? (and will it fit on the dashboard of my car? [Biased] )

Even if the weather's harsh ah'll
Always have my David Marshall
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car

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the parsley sage
Shipmate
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They don't teach you beachpsalms

Hey, at my school they didn't even teach us the normal psalms! I had to read them for myself!

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Boys in books are better

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mousethief

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Mixing religion and Matt Black

Only with full protective gear. And then with great caution.

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