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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Affirming Anglo Catholic Zar
...and there was silly me thinking a Zar would Russian Orthodox!
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Eutychus
From the edge
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What to wear with a lily pad
I don't know, but I'd be inclined to grab whatever else was to hand as quickly as possible.
-------------------- Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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How do you seek the Hedgerow Priest
Well not by sitting in the farmhouse, that's for sure.
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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How do you stop being... Anglican_Brat
I imagine you either convert to something else, or mature.
Ross
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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What they never told Twilight 'The darkness is coming...'
The Apostolic way of interpreting §Andrew Please tell, I've been trying to understand him for years..
-------------------- I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
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Worm in the Grass
Shipmate
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How to explain PentEcclesiastic
I dunno. May be a five-way all round fiery spiritual experience in rainbow vestments!!
-------------------- Christian satire attracts people who are serious about religion. It's a method of coping with the difference between what religion ought to be about and what it is. (Jengie Jon)
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El Greco
Shipmate
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I Confess That I am Random Cathoholic
Your sins are forgiven. Go, and sin no more.
-------------------- Ξέρω εγώ κάτι που μπορούσε, Καίσαρ, να σας σώσει.
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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I can't believe they named... Mousethief
Let the one without an odd screen name cast the first stone...
(Don't look at me!)
Ross
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Anyone care to explain Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras
Many have tried but some things defy explanation.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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What Would Jesus Tattoo? Wesley J
Thank you, Lord.
At least it's not, 'who'? Or is that stigmata then?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Trisagion ... Trisagion
<adds *Trisagion* for propriety>
-------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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What to wear with a... Hedgerow Priest
Something in green would clearly be very befitting.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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I can't believe they Moo
Well don't have a cow about it.
(We need more shipmates whose names are verbs!)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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In Purgatory we have:
Proposed change to Gwai
but we like her like she is now!
Whilst in Ecclesiantics we have:
Modern churches post leo
why are we speculating when he is with us still?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sandemaniac
Shipmate
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No doubt set up by someone wanting to get in FLP... Pity about the lack of comma, but currently running in Purg: Witness My Rear End mousethief
AG
-------------------- "It becomes soon pleasantly apparent that change-ringing is by no means merely an excuse for beer" Charles Dickens gets it wrong, 1869
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rugasaw
Shipmate
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Hideous and/or tasteless... Piglet You just need the right rub and a good smoker and that will correct that problem.
-------------------- Treat the earth well, It was not given to you by your parents. It was loaned to you by your children. -Unknown
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Stop taking the fucking RooK
I hate playing chess with you!
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Schools today: good... Smudgie
Yes, I think she's indeed doing a marvellous job!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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Don't call them obese pants
-------------------- Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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rugasaw
Shipmate
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What should be done ... rugasaw
About time some recognized my authority.
-------------------- Treat the earth well, It was not given to you by your parents. It was loaned to you by your children. -Unknown
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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How do you organize... comet
I am so not even going to try!
Ross
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What to wear with a Rossweisse
Mormon underwear?
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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In One Sentence Define...mousethief
An impossible task!
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Wildfire
Shipmate
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In one sentence define .. Wildfire
But I guess that only amuses me!!
-------------------- One day I will decide what quote to put here.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Creative ideas for... ten thousand difficulties
Keep your suggestions coming!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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The secret sign of... Jengie Jon
I've always wondered what that avatar might be!
Ross
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Creative Ideas for ...Paddy O'Furniture
Oh, a nice micro-fiber over semi-firm foam would be lovely.
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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Ananias and Sapphira Lamb Chopped
Well, that's one way of putting it.
-------------------- Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Fire tunnel Waterchaser $6.50 per hour. Own hose an advantage.
-------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Phelps-watch Petrified
A stone which, in that context, could be put to good use, methinks.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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The Russians went down to Matins
Odd, I thought the Romans went to Matins.
[ubb glitch] [ 09. August 2008, 15:01: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Don't call them obese Pants
Just XXXL then.
{Still can't do code} [ 09. August 2008, 19:25: Message edited by: Balaam ]
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Colors for Feast of multipara
Hmm, how about cerise and lemon?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Sometiems a FLP arises that is just so obvious you almost feel dirty calling it to notice.
In one sentance describe Lamb Chopped
(sigh) Lamb that is Chopped. There you go.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Spike
Mostly Harmless
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Hymns I'd rescue from Max
Where do I start? The list is endless.
-------------------- "May you get to heaven before the devil knows you're dead" - Irish blessing
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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The higher the candle, Cardinal Pole Vault
I'm not sure a wax pole would work very well in the heat.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Off to see the Wizard (Lothlorien)
No, Galadriel isn't a wizard, she's an elvin queen. Sheesh.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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The Altar Call vs... fusilli
The latter, if I'm hungry.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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_Feh
Shipmate
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The Altar Call vs.... Moo
Which will be more moving?
-------------------- "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace
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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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Chasubles - Pancho
I guess Chasubles DO look kind of like ponchos, don't they?
-------------------- The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist. (unknown)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Ain't no altars on Bullfrog
Which is well, since altars are large and heavy, and bullfrogs are comparatively small and squishy.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Today, I Condemn to RooK
That's a bit harsh, isn't it?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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What brings tears to Cottontail
I imagine the deaths of Flopsy, Mopsy and Peter might upset her a bit
-------------------- Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Who am I? (Wesley J)
You are Wesley J! (putting brackets round the answer doesn't make it invisible)
-------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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Kappelmeisters dress Up In Smoke
Aaahhh!! Fire! Fire!
-------------------- Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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Don't call them obese Moo
The PC term for Fat Cow?
-------------------- Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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_Feh
Shipmate
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Why Do People Hate.... Lamb Chopped Most people don't.. unless they're PETA.
-------------------- "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace
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The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
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Hymns I'd rescue from The Royal Spaniel
Well, I'd be worried about O Bone Jesu...
-------------------- The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
A letter to my son about death
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