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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Ariel
Shipmate
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Integrated, all in one - the giant cheeseburger! A well-flavoured, highly nutritious blend of cheese, tomato sauce, lettuce, burger, fries and the pickle of your choice, all blended together into an exceptionally smooth puree and poured into a designer hollow in one of our specially designed ball-shaped Ultrasoft Burger Buns™, ideal for people with digestive problems, or those who have no teeth. Optional straws can be provided if requested at checkout.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Ireland. Help, why... Max.
Is that the Irish crying out in despair? ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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Um... Ancient Mariner
OK, but I only remember snippets, myself.
Instead of the cross,
the albatross
about my neck was hung
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Day after day,
Day after day,
we (something) nor drift or motion
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.
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Water, water, everywhere
But not a drop to drink
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He prayeth best
Who loveth best
All things both great and small
For the dear God who madeth us
He made and loveth all.
[ 01. September 2008, 00:05: Message edited by: Angel Wrestler ]
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The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
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dj_ordinaire
Host
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Do Protestants accept SAndrew.
Generally not, if those on the Ship are a representative sample!
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Flinging wide the gates...
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Atheism: Another Form of Myrrh
Would a rose by any other name...
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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What brings tears to... GoodCatholicLad
A BadProtestantGirl, perhaps?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Twilight, please get Erin
Oh dear. Has she tottered out the back door of the Home again?
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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'Erect' Jesus sparks Wiffle
...as well it might!
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Mad Geo: I've got a Wood
TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI!
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Quercus
Shipmate
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Mad Geo: I've got a Mad Geo
Well, I should hope so.
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"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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A nagging concern about mousethief
Eventually all those mice are gonna rise up and rebel. I'm just saying.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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But wait! There's more!
What is the worst song downunder?
"It's a Mistake" by Men at Work.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Atheism - a form of Afghan
It never kept me warm at night.
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Why is European Christianity Angloid
Must be the Anglican Plot™.
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http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Quercus
Shipmate
# 12761
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Whatever happened to fletcher christian
He ended up on Pitcairn Island and had loads of descendants, IIRC.
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"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Whatever happened to Josephine?
She was just fine when she left for the train this morning.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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A nagging concern about Kelly Alves
Only one?
![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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A nagging concern about...Kelly Alves
How serious is she about that whole axe thing?
Ross
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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Salvation: Biblical fusilli
I like the idea of getting to heaven on a wave of pasta!
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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kentishmaid
Shipmate
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Out of the mouths of... Esmeralda
She has more than one? Goodness.
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"Who'll be the lady, who'll be the lord, when we are ruled by the love of one another?"
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
# 582
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quote:
Originally posted by kentishmaid:
Out of the mouths of... Esmeralda
She has more than one? Goodness.
White woman she speak with forked tongue.
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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sons of God Moo
Is that just the Low church sort?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Kingdom of God within Moo
See a world within a grain of sand...
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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quote:
Originally posted by Wiff Waff:
sons of God Moo
Is that just the Low church sort?
Wiff Waff, that is appalling! ![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
quote:
Originally posted by Wiff Waff:
sons of God Moo
Is that just the Low church sort?
Wiff Waff, that is appalling!
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Thank'ee kindly, ma'am - I do my best.
And now we have:
Truly Terrible TV Zappa
That tiara just doesn't go with the tutu and the day-glo orange leg warmers!
[Should TV go in PeteC's acronyms thread?]
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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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And there's me thinking a TV Zappa was a slang name for a remote control...
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http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Who is a Christian? (Marvin the Martian)
Church Universal!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Eutychus
From the edge
# 3081
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How to get rid of a Otter
Unfit even for the recipe thread?
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Salvation: Biblical...Chief of Sinners
I'm not sure quite which one that would be. Judas? Jezibel? There are so many possibilities!
Ross
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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How to get rid of a... Zappa
Push 'im of the stage into an orchestra pit. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse:
Salvation: Biblical...Chief of Sinners
I'm not sure quite which one that would be. Judas? Jezibel? There are so many possibilities!
Ross
And say you know your scriptures. 1 Tim 1:15.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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There once was a girl Wiff Waff
...and she was a fabulous little angel just like her male counterpart.
![[Cool]](cool.gif)
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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Hell and its practical... cosmic dance
That's about the upcoming Big Bang experiment, isn't it?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Why do so few Americans Janine?
That is one of life's great mysteries.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
# 9556
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Receiving Communion in Thurible
![[Eek!]](eek.gif) But I shouldn't be surprised after some of the customs I've learnt about down in Eccles!
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I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.
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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
# 11451
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TiaraTiaraTiara, you beat me to it by 30 seconds.
Would that be like Hot Mulled Wine?
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"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
# 2349
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
And say you know your scriptures. 1 Tim 1:15.
Oh, I know, but -- as someone who gets a lot of press releases -- it reads like mere self-promotion to me. I prefer to take such claims with a grain of salt.
Ross
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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For the Chequered Flag... the giant cheeseburger
Fast food prizes for fast car rices, erm, races.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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Kingdom of God within Kid Who Cracked
Cracked? I'm surprised he didn't explode!
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KenWritez
Shipmate
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Is it time again for... mousethief
O no, I've missed his appearance! My watch is slow!
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Walking around the Pants
Just pick them up and put them in the effing hamper!
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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hamper? Oh no, not another pond difference!
ewwwww, I don't want pants in here ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif)
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
# 13673
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Make me a Schroedinger's Cat.
OK, then.
*poof!*
You're a Scchroedinger's Cat.
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The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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Why is the Song of Moo
Because the singer is a cow?
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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I Confess That I am North East Quine
How can we possibly make the punishment fit the crime for something as bad as that?
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El Greco
Shipmate
# 9313
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Does this make Hitchens... Garden Hermit
Nah, I don't think he became a hermit... He is still opposing Christianity and all...
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
# 13157
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My church needs PrettyFly
Well frankly, who doesn't? ![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif)
[ 12. September 2008, 19:31: Message edited by: PrettyFly ]
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
hamper? Oh no, not another pond difference!
ewwwww, I don't want pants in here
That thar is a picnic basket without its dishes and flatware and implements of culinary destruction.
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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