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Hazey*Jane

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much misunderstood Hazey Jane

...I love it when the Ship knows how I'm feeling.

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Chorister

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Does it matter whether Kenwritez

In these days when everyone types, I suppose not.

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KenWritez
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...but he has such beautiful penmanship!

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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction

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Esmeralda

Ship's token UK Mennonite
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I'm free and he's not Leo

Well if compatible star signs is all it takes...

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Refreshing French Sober Preacher's Kid

Thus enabling him to imbibe some of their own lovely wines. Cheers!

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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I'm free and he's not...mousethief

There is only one! [Big Grin]

Ross

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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World's most hideous ChaliceGirl

I prefer most beatiful competitions myself.

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Chorister

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Today I condemn to Moo.....

....all the animals in the world except cows, which I shall condemn to baa.

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mousethief

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There once was a girl Hart

She was such a dear.

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Bullfrog.

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Having a Lot of Kids = infinite monkey

Well, if enough people have enough kids, I suppose we could get really really close to that limit...

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Chorister

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World's Most Hideous...... GoodCatholicLad

Max.


[Killing me] No, only joking. [Killing me] Really. [Killing me]

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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Walking Around the...Tea gnome

...admiring it from every angle...

Ross

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Lyda*Rose

Ship's broken porthole
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If you won't save yourself...Moo

Goats, sheep, and now cows?

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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The world's most hideous Triple Tiara

Opals, pearls and jade? What were they thinking?

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amber.
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Does Christ want a ...Sharkshooter?

Always handy to have one available for those walking-on-water demos, I'd say

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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World's most hideous...Oremus

It's a great little website, but some of those MIDI files are just plain ugly.

Ross

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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Taking Communion in...Fuzzipeg

It's a little-known suburb of Winnipeg, where the churchmanship is regrettably Low. Taking communion there can involve creativity, and patience.

Ross

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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World's most hideous...moveable_type

I'm sure there's a font uglier than Comic Sans MS, but I don't want to try to read it.

Ross

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Barbecue to you?.... piglet

Don't mind if I do. Yum.

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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Rats, MT! You beat me to it!

[Overused]

Ross

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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What's your guilty ... Lolly? That, my friends, is none of your business. [Roll Eyes]

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PrettyFly

Ship's sunbather
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Put yourself in their Spike

No! Shan't! [Eek!]

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PrettyFly

Ship's sunbather
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People who mess with Pimple ... end up with nasty scars. Just leave it alone! [Roll Eyes]

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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Married Clergy? [From...MartinL

...who really wrote the book on restoring the married clergy, back in the day...

Having lots of kids=... alienfromzog

Well, that's one possible explanation.

Ross

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse:
Married Clergy? [From...MartinL

...who really wrote the book on restoring the married clergy, back in the day...

Wot? Did married clergy go away then? [Confused] [Two face]

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Arguing with God (Badger Lady)
With that name, she's the woman to do it, I guess!

Why is the Song of mousethief
Why indeed.

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mousethief

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Does Christ want a primrose path

I don't think so. "Nevertheless not my will but thine be done."

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Welease Woderwick

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A quick re-punctuation gives us:

Recipe thread - another Trudy: Scrumptious

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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Caty S.

I read, therefore I am.
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Anyone seen... Arrietty

Have you tried looking with a magnifying glass? (And be careful where you tread until you find her.)

[ 17. September 2008, 11:35: Message edited by: Caty. ]

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ephemera
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Put yourself in their ... kitten.

That's one big kitty cat ... meoooowww.

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mousethief

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Does Christ want a mousethief

Why wouldn't He? I'm so cuddly-cute!

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Earwig

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I'm just hoping Kitten will post on the 'Does Christ want a" thread... [Razz]
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Welease Woderwick

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Currently Heaven is offering:

The new, improved ken

Whilst Purgatory has:

Does Christ want a ken

Well, he might now the improvements have been completed [Biased]

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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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luvanddaisies

the'fun'in'fundie'™
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What's your guilty Angel Wrestler tickles me somehow.

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Lyda*Rose

Ship's broken porthole
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Does Christ want a...Primrose Path

It certainly isn't one he chose.

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
Does Christ want a...Primrose Path

It certainly isn't one he chose.

Copycat.

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Does it matter whether Jason I. Am
Probably not unless you care whether Jason U. Aren't.

Walking Around the Wiff Waff
Shouldn't that be "Walking Awound the Wiff Waff"?

Is it time again for mousethief
Oh, I suspect he'll be back to this thread with his usual regularity! [Smile]

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Geneviève

Mother-Hatting Cat Lover
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What's your guilty pleasure, Jonathan Strange?

Oh, wait, that might be TMI [Big Grin]

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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If Sarah Palin were...Rossweisse

...the campaign would be very, very different.

Oh, and falsettists would be in a lot more in danger than moose....even though they don't taste nearly as good when marinated in a red wine sauce.

Ross

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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If Sarah Palin were ...Jonathan Strange

Yeah well ... that thread is made for FLP

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Chorister

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Does Christ want a Primrose Path?

I think he'd prefer a palm-strewn one.

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The Great Gumby

Ship's Brain Surgeon
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If Sarah Palin were... Thurible

I bet lots of guys would want to give her a good thuring.

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A letter to my son about death

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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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Places to stay in London - Yangtze

Uh, sorry to break it to you, but the Yangtze is in China.

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Lyda*Rose

Ship's broken porthole
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
Does Christ want a...Primrose Path

It certainly isn't one he chose.

Copycat.
[Razz]

And Chorister makes three. (I'm not sure how that happened. Doesn't she have to read all this crap? [Biased] )

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Today, I Condemn to... teddybear

... be-biked Hell's Angels everywhere!

They're hard, it's soft,
and from aloft
comes penitence they cannot dare.

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Chorister

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quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
And Chorister makes three. (I'm not sure how that happened. Doesn't she have to read all this crap? [Biased] )

The requirement is to read - not necessarily remember....

Anyway, all three comments were original. Mine, of course, was the best. [Biased]

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Lyda*Rose

Ship's broken porthole
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Ah. That's how you survive being a Circus host. [Big Grin]

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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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Today, I Condemn to...comet

Oooooh, me, please???????????????

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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World's most hideous ChaliceGirl

The mind reels at the possibilities. Does she dump the wine down your shirt? Spit in the cup? Deny it to people she doesn't like? Chew gum while chalicing? Say something blasphemous? Drop the cup and damage it? All of the above? [Ultra confused]

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Matrix
Shipmate
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does a victim have greyface

yes, i suppose they often do..

M

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