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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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The Public is Thick Foaming Draught
You are what you eat.
Matrix Matrix
I fell through the rabbit hole, only to find that it led to another rabbit hole. Post modernism meets quantum physics. Could someone please show me the way back to reality? I don't like it in here...
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Caty S.
I read, therefore I am.
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Three reasons you are in Ender's shadow
Er, it's cooler here, I won't get sunburned, and he's keeping the sun out of my eyes. Will that do?
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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Does a victim have...mousethief
No. In fact, a victim, under these circumstances, would have no mouse at all.
-------------------- His light was lifted just above the Law, And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw. --Dar Williams, And a God Descended Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
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The Suffering Servant (tclune)
It's hard work being a Purgatory host.
-------------------- Truth
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
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Three all at once which tickled me:
Knitting and all things Otter Wow. I know about wearing fur, but knitting with it is rather extravagant!
Walking around the Windchaser Yeah - you jave to walk round him cos he's a lazy windchaser and just stands still and waits for the wind to blow over him!
Suffering Servant (ken) Poor old ken. Works so hard for all those ungrateful academics and students!
-------------------- I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Kids, the Ship and seasick.
The moral of the tale is: Always pack the travel pills, boys and girls.
-------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Intended use of the... pimple
I really don't want to know what you intend to do with it.
-------------------- I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Why can't I close the Campbellite?
It is indeed a consummation devoutly to be wished!
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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KenWritez
Shipmate
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Why can't I close the... Campbellite
Because he's got all those pork shoulders on the grill and is calling it "barbecue."
-------------------- "The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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Gill H
Shipmate
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Is the C of E really ... (ken)
It would save a lot of problems if it was!
-------------------- *sigh* We can’t all be Alan Cresswell.
- Lyda Rose
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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The new, improved Rat
...as proven in our laboratory experiments.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Wedding banquets and Oscar the Grouch
There's always that one guest who didn't bring his wedding garment..
-------------------- I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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kentishmaid
Shipmate
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Recipe thread, another...... Moo
That would be a very rare steak, then!
-------------------- "Who'll be the lady, who'll be the lord, when we are ruled by the love of one another?"
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Gill H
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by Esmeralda: Wedding banquets and Oscar the Grouch
There's always that one guest who didn't bring his wedding garment..
Now I'm imagining an Oscar-esque version of the parable. Some people's garments aren't stinky enough, so Oscar helpfully dumps trashcans full of rotting fish on them ...
-------------------- *sigh* We can’t all be Alan Cresswell.
- Lyda Rose
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Building a chapel from Bishops Finger
Presumably working up to a whole Temple of the body?
-------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
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Having lots of kids= Barnabas62
Only if you name the first 61 all Barnabas.
-------------------- Truth
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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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The wedding feast and ... Lamb Chopped.
I've never had chopped lamb at a wedding. Might be good with some of those BBQ styles listed in Heaven.
-------------------- The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist. (unknown)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Uncomfortable with... mousethief
Well, his post count and reputation are a bit frightening, don't you think.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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The New Improved...Lilly Rose
A dip in the Styx is sooo invigorating!
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Jesus based on Pagan... Chorister
New bestseller by Dan Brown! Film out soon!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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My First Episcopalian LostInChelsea
My Episcopalians usually get lost in Fulham.
-------------------- Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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dj_ordinaire
Host
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quote: Originally posted by Wesley J: Uncomfortable with... mousethief
Well, his post count and reputation are a bit frightening, don't you think.
At the moment it's Uncomfortable with ... seasick which is surely more explanable!
-------------------- Flinging wide the gates...
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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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Intended Use of the Myrrh
That would be a gift for the baby Jesus.
-------------------- The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist. (unknown)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Bishop Duncan - The Bede's American Successor
Now there's a novel idea!
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Okay so what was wrong ... Wildfire
Yep, reckon that'd do it.
-------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Is the C of E really Angloid
If the ghost of Thomas Cranmer could but speak....
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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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quote: Originally posted by mousethief: Is the C of E really Angloid
If the ghost of Thomas Cranmer could but speak....
Rats! Mousethief beat me to it.
-------------------- The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist. (unknown)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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You'll have to admit it was a natural!
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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What can I do with...Rat
Serve it up with ketchup a la Discworld dwarf cuisine? [ 03. October 2008, 21:27: Message edited by: Lyda*Rose ]
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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kentishmaid
Shipmate
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Do I have an immortal Divine Outlaw Dwarf?
Well, if you do, then I want one. They sound cool.
-------------------- "Who'll be the lady, who'll be the lord, when we are ruled by the love of one another?"
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Churches dedicated crunt
That's St. Crunt to you, thank you very much.
-------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Bishop Bennison found the coiled spring
It was behind the sofa with Jesus.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Mousethief Curiosity Killed...
But the deputy she did not shoot.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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kentishmaid
Shipmate
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Just enjoying this particular juxtaposition:
When the left wing Mad Geo
-------------------- "Who'll be the lady, who'll be the lord, when we are ruled by the love of one another?"
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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I think it would be a crazy, lucky shot if they could wing him- he's wily.
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Peter Mandelson really?? Obnoxious Snob
Yeeeeees, some would say just that.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Should ministers clean Janine
Well, somebody's got to do it!
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Anglican priest says... Chill
Sage advice.
-------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Massage Student seeks... duchess
To soften royal stance. How noble!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote: Originally posted by Zappa: Kelly Alves meets the ... Qoheleth
It was a dark and stormy night ...
Nice one. Very Cthuluesque.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Kelly Alves meets the... Kelly Alves
Always good to be in touch with yourself.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Crowd encouraged boy... cliffdweller
To no longer dwell. Indeed.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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rabcpresbyterian
Shipmate
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Cheap wines for tough Welsh dragon
How the mighty have fallen.
-------------------- Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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rabcpresbyterian
Shipmate
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Should Ministers clean...Belle Ringer
-------------------- Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Declaring the terminal... Sioni Sais
... open! Indeed, it was high time that Sioni Sais had his own terminal. And I bet it'll work much better that Heathrow T5.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Earwig
Pincered Beastie
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Trance and the contemplative Wiffle
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