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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Cheap wines for tough...piglet
Marinate it in some of the wine long enough -- and swill enough of the rest of it while you cook -- and you can render just about anything edible.
Ross
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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3 reasons you are in... Forthview
1. the view of the Forth, 2. going for a leisurely stroll around the Forth, 3. the very pleasant food and drinks on offer
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Triple Tiara
Ship's Papabile
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Self-referencing, but I chuckled:
3 reasons you are in Triple Tiara
1. I am Pope
2. I am Bishop of Rome
3. I am Vicar of Christ
Those good enough?
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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dogwonderer, yorick,...Sioni Sais
<sings> "One of these things is not like the others; one of these things doesn't fit in..."
Ross
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infinite_monkey
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Is it time again for...Pimple
![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif) (Checks mirror)
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Have you tried Proactive Refining Mask? ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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dogwonderer, yorick...Gort
Matter and anti-matter
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Orthodox "sacrifice...Matt Black
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Why isn't Thomas Merton Angloid
Well he's a Trappist, innit?
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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Calling all fashionistas... Geneviève
How on earth would you identify which one you wished to consult?
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Float?...Do science too
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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'Britain's got the... Hel
Must be the credit crunch. ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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Redundant, I know.
The munx have found....Pearl B4 Swine
I once was lost, but now, I'm found !
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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There once was a girl... Stevie Boy Wonder
Ok, now I'm really confused...
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
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Just think how I feel!
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
Also by the same author
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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Let's offend jedijudy
I don't know, it seems a bit mean to gang up on her like that. ITTWACW!
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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I think it actually takes a lot to offend The Organist of the Jedi Temple. Judy's pretty cool.
Ross
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Tired of being the Spawn
I've heard tell that you can divorce your parents, these days.
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What is rationality? Socratic-enigma
bi-la kaifa.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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You keep using that Spike
Ouch.
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KenWritez
Shipmate
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Tired of being the...Paddy O'Furniture
That's right, dammit! We want to be drawing room furniture now--much classier and no rainwater on your butt!
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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KenWritez
Shipmate
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How can I know I am...Chorister
Let's see...
A) Do I fit into her clothes?
B) Do I have keys to her house and car?
C) Do I co-host the Circus? (I can tell by the large bottle of painkillers next to the computer.)
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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Nunzia
Shipmate
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Strange phrases in... Firenze
Tua madre si veste divertente.
Puoi scegliere i tuoi amici e potrete scegliere il vostro naso, ma non puoi scegliere il tuo amico del naso.
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Santo Gesù su un cracker!
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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quote:
Originally posted by KenWritez:
How can I know I am...Chorister
Let's see...
A) Do I fit into her clothes?
B) Do I have keys to her house and car?
C) Do I co-host the Circus? (I can tell by the large bottle of painkillers next to the computer.)
Now, let's see....
A) no. ![[Confused]](confused.gif) (too much chocolate and cheese)
B) yes - if I can find them
C) am I in denial?
hmmmm, now I'm not sure if I'm Chorister or not....
![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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rabcpresbyterian
Shipmate
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What is your favourite Spike
Milligan, probably.
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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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(Please remember that, even in the Circus, we like posts to be in English. Even Firenzan or Klingon needs a translation!
Chorister, Host.)
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Nunzia
Shipmate
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But...they speak Italian in Firenze!
But I repent.
Soin English:
Your Mama dresses you funny.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
Holy Jesus on a cracker!
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The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
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How can I know I am ... Marvin the Martian
Tricky, but a little green helmet, a malfunctioning raygun and a habit of being blown up in amusing ways would all point in that direction.
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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
A letter to my son about death
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rabcpresbyterian
Shipmate
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You keep using that Kitten
Just put it down.
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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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Laetare and recovering LynnMagdalenCollege
Sounds like a Florence Nightingale type of story.
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Float?...Do science too
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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The Old Testament God Kid Who Cracked
Is there something we should know??
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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rabcpresbyterian
Shipmate
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Cafe now testing Fletcher Christian
It's not hard Fletcher. There's a menu see, with names of food on it...
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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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You keep using that... Rev per Minute
Yep, that's because it's pay as you go, and I find that rather handy.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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rabcpresbyterian
Shipmate
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Barack Obama and high-speed Rat
Obama's sunk if they get their hands on that one.
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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Why do smilies eat... (Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras)
![[Frown]](frown.gif) ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
Ross
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Sprinkling holy water ... Chalice girl
Maybe we should let somebody else have a turn holding the chalice, okay, sweetie? Attagirl.
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rabcpresbyterian
Shipmate
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What is your favourite Oblatus
I don't really have a favourite. I think they're all lovely.
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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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rabcpresbyterian
Shipmate
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Sarah Palin. What Next ? Squirrel
She's killed all the wolves, moose and bears - she's going after the rodents now.
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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Things my 'pet' has (Kitten)
Let me guess, You have a cat.
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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How can I know I am...Gamaliel
Look in a mirror, check your ID, ask your mother...
Ross
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Songs of Praise and... Jahlove
What a wonderful service it'll be!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Thurible
Shipmate
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Addressing God as a... Thurible
I always knew he liked incense!
Thurible
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Addressing God as a Hedgehog
Standby for more from this thread.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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kentishmaid
Shipmate
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Addressing God as a Divine Outlaw Dwarf
Puts a new spin on Lord of the Rings, I suppose!
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"Who'll be the lady, who'll be the lord, when we are ruled by the love of one another?"
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kentishmaid
Shipmate
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Got Linux? WhyNotSmile
After all, it's supposed to be quite good!
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"Who'll be the lady, who'll be the lord, when we are ruled by the love of one another?"
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Finding Jesus in Old Wiffle
See? The cracks in the old plastic line up just so, it looks like the old bearded guy himself! I'm tellin' ya, man! I found Jesus!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Addressing God as a...Father Gregory
That's a pretty certain, stern and unyielding Deity...
Ross
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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The new, improved,... Wesley J
Even better - now with mended jumpers! (Hopefully.) ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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