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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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The communal refrigerator... ten thousand difficulties
Quite.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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How I learned to stop Marvin the Martian
All it took was a carrot and a lot of chutzpah.
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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ephemera
Shipmate
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Left Over Candy piglet
and no one to watch you suck out the soft pink center...delightful!
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A cool small evening shrunk to a dog bark and the clank of a bucket -
And you listening. T. Hughes
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Help help, I'm being... Gort
![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Why do you use the... M.
Coz M's part of the alphabet ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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How I learned to stop... Triple Tiara
Book available now, only £29.99. - Free extract, p. 66: : "... and then I started singing 'Jesus is my boyfriend'..."
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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KenWritez
Shipmate
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The political junkie (ken)
Says it all, really.
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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kentishmaid
Shipmate
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Peter Mandelson, really??? the coiled spring
Well, it certainly explains how he keeps bouncing back.
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"Who'll be the lady, who'll be the lord, when we are ruled by the love of one another?"
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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When to move on from Twilight
Half an hour after sunset, civilly speaking.
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Jesus Christ Returning... RooK
Had he nicked him?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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kentishmaid
Shipmate
# 4767
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Councils ban the use of HangarQueen
We'll have Republican aeroplanes, thank you very much. None of these fancy monarchs about the place.
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"Who'll be the lady, who'll be the lord, when we are ruled by the love of one another?"
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Jesus Christ Returning... RooK
Had he nicked him?
KxR (K1 to KB1)
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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rabcpresbyterian
Shipmate
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Christmas Cards bit Ancient Mariner
At last. Seasonal Greetings with teeth.
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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Christmas cards bit, Curiosity killed...
It's all a lawsuit waiting to happen.
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Jesus Christ Returning... RooK
Had he nicked him?
KxR (K1 to KB1)
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Float?...Do science too
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rabcpresbyterian
Shipmate
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How does God reveal..crookedcucumber
If I know him, with a flourish. He's a big show off.
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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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Rev per Minute
Shipmate
# 69
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Hell (in the bible) (leo)
Well, there's Daniel in the lions' den, of course, but it's not Hell as such, is it?
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"Allons-y!" "Geronimo!" "Oh, for God's sake!" The Day of the Doctor
At the end of the day, we face our Maker alongside Jesus. RIP ken
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rabcpresbyterian
Shipmate
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You shall love the Garden Hermit
Coz he's a bit lonely.
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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Newly discovered biblical Stoker
Keep those hellfires burning!
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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quote:
Originally posted by Potoroo:
How would you know...Tazman
By her avatar, of course!
I thought it was by the "Hi! My Name Is..." sticker she was wearing.
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Float?...Do science too
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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Help, help, I'm being Joyeux
If I see that as being a problem, I suppose that means I'm overdue at the therapist's.
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Float?...Do science too
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KenWritez
Shipmate
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When to move on from...orfeo
You know the signs:
1. He doesn't call, write, email or answer text messages as he used to.
2. When you do talk to him, he seems eager to cut short any conversation with you.
3. He finds reasons to return your gifts.
4. Suddenly you smell a different perfume in his rooms.
5. He has difficulty looking you in the eye.
6. Instead of nutritious, cruelty-free and environmentally sound nutloaf, tufu and organic ghee in his fridge, you find herbed pork loin, smoked Gruyere, Guinness, and non-fair trade strawberries!
7. His evenings are taken up with new "friends."
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Sarah Palin. What Next? comet
I say, bring it on! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Comet for Alaska Governor! Kick ass! Comet knows Africa is a continent! Comet can see Alaska from comet's window! ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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RadicalWhig
Shipmate
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US election results - Amazing Grace
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Radical Whiggery for Beginners: "Trampling on the Common Prayer Book, talking against the Scriptures, commending Commonwealths, justifying the murder of King Charles I, railing against priests in general." (Sir Arthur Charlett on John Toland, 1695)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Not the first against Lyda*Rose
Lyda, most of us are still your friends!
(That'll be a fruitful thread for this one!)
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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KenWritez
Shipmate
# 3238
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One of these days one my posts will be up long enough for someone to put it in FLP...(sniff sniff)
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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Rev per Minute
Shipmate
# 69
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Ship of Fools mugs babybear
Hey, that's not fair, she's only a small bear!
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"Allons-y!" "Geronimo!" "Oh, for God's sake!" The Day of the Doctor
At the end of the day, we face our Maker alongside Jesus. RIP ken
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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quote:
Originally posted by KenWritez:
One of these days one my posts will be up long enough for someone to put it in FLP...(sniff sniff)
KenWritez, it's just that your posts are so clever and stimulating that people want to reply instantly!
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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rabcpresbyterian
Shipmate
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Oh say can you see..Pigwidgeon
Yes, over there, behind the potted plant.
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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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rabcpresbyterian
Shipmate
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Encounters with the Earwig
One of David Attenborough's lesser known projects. Alas I think it went straight to video.
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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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KenWritez
Shipmate
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Suitable responses...Moo
"Alex, I'll take 'Farm Animal Calls' for $200, please."
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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Why do smilies eat Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras?
They've been reading KenWritez's recipes.
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Float?...Do science too
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Encounters with the Hare Today
None. Had a nice rabbit stew on Saturday though.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Sarah Palin. What Next? comet
I say, bring it on!
Comet for Alaska Governor!
![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif) there are whole rafts of career politicians who just died when you posted that.
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Comet can see Alaska from comet's window!
well GEEZ I should hope so. if not the weather really, really sucks!
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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rabcpresbyterian
Shipmate
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Favourite Movies (Pre-Cambrian)
ooh, Jurassic Park ?
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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Does anyone ever say Thurible
Thurifers?
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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KenWritez
Shipmate
# 3238
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Calling all fashionistas...Zappa
"All of you! Yes, you're all Zappa!"
Hatch-battening for...marmot
"Captain, we're taking on water!" "Quickly, man! Batten down the hatches or we might have a wet marmot on our hands! And on ship's furniture!"
Sir Pellinore...Spiffy
Not to mention swavey and de-boner!
See the Wizard:...Zappa
"Wizard Zappa! Munchkin on line two for you!"
Sandals of redemption...Moo
Versus the cowboy boots of grace which whinny.
Grandson of FLP (Famous...Zappa
(What is this? More Zappa? Has SoF become the all-Zappa channel? Sheesh!)
Gay clergy wedding...the coiled spring
"Do you, coiled spring, take this gay clergyperson as your lawful wedded spouse?"
AS: Bell Ringers Meet...Adrian1
"Bell ringers, meet Adrian1. Adrian1, meet bell ringers."
[ 12. November 2008, 17:48: Message edited by: KenWritez ]
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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A special hell for...Rossweisse
It involves electric guitars, uncomfortable seats, and the ingestion of black pepper.
A special hell for...Sober Preacher's Kid
...chalices, chasubles, uppity women, and the ingestion of communion wine.
Ross
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I'm not dead yet.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Let's offend Smudgie
I take that as my mission in life!
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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quote:
Originally posted by Wiff Waff:
Let's offend Smudgie
I take that as my mission in life!
And you do it so well, my dear! ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Miss you, Erin.
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rabcpresbyterian
Shipmate
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The effects of perception...CrookedCucumber
Or is is straight ? Depends how you look at it.
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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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Rev per Minute
Shipmate
# 69
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quote:
Originally posted by rabcpresbyterian:
The effects of perception...CrookedCucumber
Or is is straight ? Depends how you look at it.
Depends on EU regulations, as far as I understand
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"Allons-y!" "Geronimo!" "Oh, for God's sake!" The Day of the Doctor
At the end of the day, we face our Maker alongside Jesus. RIP ken
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The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
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The Pontipines are... Matt Black
Actually, I think they're more of a Red Gloss.
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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
A letter to my son about death
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The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
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RC Bishop Hollis = Chief of Sinners
Really? It looks like someone screwed up pretty badly, then.
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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
A letter to my son about death
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KenWritez
Shipmate
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A special hell for... RooK
All singing, all Duchess, 24/7.
(walks off crooning, "Don't stop...buh-leeevin'....")
[ 13. November 2008, 16:11: Message edited by: KenWritez ]
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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