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Tina
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Racist, fascist, crusading teddybear

Scary thought ...

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Kindness is mandatory. Anger is necessary. Despair is a terrible idea. Despair is how they win. They won't win forever.

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Anna B
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Racist, fascist, crusading MouseThief

Bzzzzzzzzzzt! Thanks for playing!

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Bad Christian (TM)

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Autenrieth Road

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Family Cooking Horror Left at the Altar

Burnt offerings.

[ 22. October 2006, 01:31: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]

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Truth

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Rosa Gallica officinalis
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new improved...Papio

I was quite fond of the original model.

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Come for tea, come for tea, my people.

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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Today I Consign to Moth...

...all the old clothes in the drawer.

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Last ever sig ...

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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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Has anyone experienced... Stoo?

Only online - I've yet to meet him in Real Life™

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Sioni Sais
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Riverfalls Shamefully...riverfalls

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Knopwood
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Ritual for a Solemn Comper's Child

Sometimes when one is feeling solemn, no amount of ritual can cheer one up.

Confraternity of the Liturgy Queen

[Overused]

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Ritual for a solemn Hooker's Trick

You know you're carrying the liturgy too far when you carry it all the way to the brothel.

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Barnabas62
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The New Improved Sir Kevin

as if that were possible ....

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Who is it that you seek? How then shall we live? How shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?

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Stevie Boy Wonder
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Family Cooking Horror... Goldfish Stew

No punchline required, this one does all the work itself.

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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...

Also by the same author

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8bit Micro
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WELCOME to the Ship,... icklejen

Funny, I thought I had seen you here already!

8.

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Curiosity killed ...

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Praying for the
Matt Black
Return of Jesus


So Jesus is going to return at night?

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Mugs - Keep the Ship afloat

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ken
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What is an inclusive church?

What's going on on Mount Athos?

Priestly genitalia

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Ken

L’amor che move il sole e l’altre stelle.

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Stevie Boy Wonder
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Exeter CU made to rename... Sioni Sais

Hasn't anyone told them the name change amnesty's over now?

(oh, and btw, have people been confusing Famous Last Posts with Famous Consecutive Posts? [Razz] )

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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...

Also by the same author

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Trudy Scrumptious

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Made in the image of babybear

Presenting...grandbabybear!

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Books and things.

I lied. There are no things. Just books.

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Trudy Scrumptious

BBE Shieldmaiden
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Forward in Faith Fight Father Gregory!

Tickets where, please??

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Books and things.

I lied. There are no things. Just books.

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Knopwood
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North warns against St. Punk the Pious

Well. He clearly doesn't know him as well as we do. [Biased]

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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By the power of the Leetle Masha

I pronounce you part of the Orthodox Plot™

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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Leetle Masha

Cantankerous Anchoress
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Thanks, Henry, but that power resides solely in Fr. Gregory's authority.... [Biased]

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eleison me, tin amartolin: have mercy on me, the sinner

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Knopwood
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Songs that describe dolphy

Best I can come up with is "Baby Beluga".

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Lyda*Rose

Ship's broken porthole
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recommendations for..Josesphine

I'd recommend her highly. [Smile]

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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

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Knopwood
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The Investiture of Spiffy da WonderSheep

My kind of presiding bishop!

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Spiffy
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quote:
Originally posted by Liturgy Queen:
The Investiture of Spiffy da WonderSheep

My kind of presiding bishop!

Thanks, really, I appreciate the job offer, but do you really want to put me alone in a room with all the other bishies in the Communion? Because you know someone's going to come out of that meeting with my boot print on their behind.

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--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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How far back does biblical Spong

I'm not sure Spong was ever biblical, no matter how far back you go.

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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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Australian Muslim blames MouseThief

for missing mouse.

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Lyda*Rose

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Australian Muslim blames...Lyda*Rose

Damn! That's what I get for not wearing my hijab.

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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

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Keren-Happuch

Ship's Eyeshadow
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Proverbial wisdom vs ... The Great Gumby

Hmm...

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Travesty, treachery, betrayal!
EXCESS - The Art of Treason
Nea Fox

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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Exeter CU made to rename Hooker's Trick

no doubt, to something much more politically correct...

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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dolphy

Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Family Cooking Horror... Lumpy da Moose.

Maybe try a chicken next time, either that or use a better blender.

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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.

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dolphy

Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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ETA.. pimple

Damn those spots.

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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.

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seasick

...over the edge
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Liberal Guilt and Good Custard.

Is Bird's Nestlé? [Help]

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We believe there is, and always was, in every Christian Church, ... an outward priesthood, ordained by Jesus Christ, and an outward sacrifice offered therein. - John Wesley

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Dark Knight

Super Zero
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Australian Muslim blames...DarkKnight

Na dude
Not on the sunshine or the good times neither.
You got to blame that shit on the boogie

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So don't ever call me lucky
You don't know what I done, what it was, who I lost, or what it cost me
- A B Original: I C U

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Love is as strong as death (Song of Solomon 8:6).

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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Australian Muslim blames ... Gordon Cheng

Nah - not even Gordo should wear that one!

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shameless self promotion - because I think it's worth it
and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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Sioni Sais
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My Friend Fred..My Duck

Eeee, that Reverend Phelps, ee's a card.

[ 27. October 2006, 08:22: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Sioni Sais
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Praying for the Custard

Please God, don't let this custard go lumpy. Or thin. [Votive]

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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Why don't Anglo-Catholics Trisagion

They don't? I'm sure they do!

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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Wesley J

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Exeter CU made to rename... MouseThief

The 'Christian' name... MouseThief

Even more 'Christian' now including a capital 'T'. Looks like a cross. So well done, Exeter CU.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Stevie Boy Wonder
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My name's KenWritez... Barnabas62

Wait a second - they're the same person?!? [Eek!] Which one's the sockpuppet?!?!

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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...

Also by the same author

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Barnabas62
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[Cool] "It aint me babe".

But how about -

The Investiture of Spiffy da WonderSheep?

Now that would be some sort of an occasion.

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Who is it that you seek? How then shall we live? How shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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Australian Muslim blames The Man With No Name

but did he name the culprit?

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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Left at the Altar

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Shag Everyone Left at the Altar

Well, I think that's a lovely way to help them get over the devastation of rejection, but whose job is it? The Best Man's? The Priest's? The Organist's?

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Still pretty Amazing, but no longer Mavis.

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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Exeter CU made to rename...Trisagion
To what, though? (Something less, well, saggy?)

The Investiture of ....Pigwidgeon
A worthy candidate, to be sure.

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I'm not dead yet.

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Stevie Boy Wonder
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Bonfire Night versus... Cod

If you like your fish well done, you've come to the right place!

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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...

Also by the same author

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Uncle Pete

Loyaute me lie
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quote:
Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
Shag Everyone Left at the Altar

Well, I think that's a lovely way to help them get over the devastation of rejection, but whose job is it? The Best Man's? The Priest's? The Organist's?

Surely it should be the Organist

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Even more so than I was before

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Knopwood
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What is an inclusive Fauja

I don't know; you tell me. [Paranoid]

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gizzie

Ship's interpreter
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I can't believe you ,Liturgy Queen

!!!

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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I don't know what this means, but found it amusing..

Christians who commit Custard.

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Last ever sig ...

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Knopwood
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North London or out Emma

I'll take North London. What am I, Peter Tatchell?

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Emma Louise

Storm in a teapot
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heheheh - all those secrets!!! Which one would I be being outed for...
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