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Organ Builder
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Kudos to The Man With No Name for the title with the most prolific possibilities for this thread...
A Special Hell for...your favorite pick.
-------------------- How desperately difficult it is to be honest with oneself. It is much easier to be honest with other people.--E.F. Benson
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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A special hell for Aunty Doris.
Well, she is a very special lady.
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Is it time again for.. dolphy.
Yes, for about 5 more mins!
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Sioni Sais
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Why do conservative Matins
Because Matins are conservative: they have been part of the liturgy since there has been liturgy.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Welease Woderwick
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Laetare and recovering cheesymarzipan
The images that brings to mind are staggering!
[edited so it made some sort of sense] [ 14. November 2008, 12:15: Message edited by: Wiff Waff ]
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Joyeux
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Where is Galileo when Horseman Bree
Sounds like the setup of a joke along the lines of "While Gonzo fiddles, George Burns," but surely it needs something!
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Rossweisse
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Is it time again for... ephemera
Oh, always!
Ross
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Welease Woderwick
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Ship of Fools mugs Doublethink
I knew street crime was on the rise but this is too much!
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Worm in the Grass
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A Special Hell for .. The Coiled Spring
One where he's straightened out, presumably!
-------------------- Christian satire attracts people who are serious about religion. It's a method of coping with the difference between what religion ought to be about and what it is. (Jengie Jon)
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Joyeux
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quote: Originally posted by Wiff Waff: Ship of Fools mugs Doublethink
I knew street crime was on the rise but this is too much!
Ship of Fools mugs Alan Creswell
Maybe it's a flash mob type of shipmeet instead of a rash of crime...
-------------------- Float?...Do science too
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Rossweisse
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Confraternity of the...Thurible
You never saw so much smoke!
Ross
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Bullfrog.
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A Special Hell for Doublethink
Devil #6: All right, all right. All politicians through this door over here! No pushing, no shoving...
*the screams become more audible as the victims are forced to endure massive waves of cognitive dissonance*
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Welease Woderwick
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Kelly Alves meets the Smudgie
Is that the ultimate horror movie?
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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No.
No.
That would be Godzilla vs. Mothra.
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Stevie Boy Wonder
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There once was a girl Full of Chips Who posted some things on the Ship. But the Famous Last Posts (Run by the Circus hosts) Made her the subject of my lame quips!
-------------------- Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
Also by the same author
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Lyda*Rose
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Good reasons for monthly...Matins
Only monthly? Next you'll be saying it's Eucharist every Sunday...oh
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Welease Woderwick
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Do you wonder why God: Liverpool fan
Yes, I would wonder about that, were it true, but everyone knows God is on the side of Everton!
C'mon the Blues!
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Welease Woderwick
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Pity the porn stars cosmic dance
Ah, the horizontal foxtrot!
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Rosa Gallica officinalis
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We cut and paste...pants
Please tell me they are freshly laundered!
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Wesley J
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No Public School Left... infinite_monkey
On the contrary: Infinite_monkey left Public School. Couldn't monkey around.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Golden Key
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A Special Hell For...Rook.
Finally saved up enough box tops, did he?
(Imagines Rook on a sugar high from eating all that cereal...)
-------------------- Blessed Gator, pray for us! --"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon") --"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Worm in the Grass
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Vatican hyperbole on .. Stetson
Well they do have a certain expertise in the unusual headwear department. camauro triple tiara
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Welease Woderwick
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Is this unitarian or §Andrew
Hmmm, probably §Andrew.
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Sioni Sais
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Edinburgh Meet 29th Macgyvers Apprentice
What happened to the other 28?
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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The new, improved RooK
...and about ****** time!
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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The Dismissal of the Hart
Was he batting at number 3?
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Joyeux
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Saints, feasts and... St Silas the carter
We're awfully glad that St Silas doesn't qualify as a feast, but nobody can explain why this saint is in such a distinct category.
-------------------- Float?...Do science too
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Joyeux
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Ordination of a priest... ChaliceGirl
quite a promotion!
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mousethief
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My parents told me ... Moo
They were big on learning a second language.
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El Greco
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What is an atheist? The Atheist
Isn't this a bit... tautologous?
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Rossweisse
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Spam postings (by Rodger... (Joyeux)
Everyone knows of the Rodgers and Hammerstein collaborations; most people are aware of Rodgers and Hart. Only the true music theater afficionado, however, is aware of the aborted collaboration "Spam Postings," by Rodgers and Joyeux. It didn't even get as far as New Haven before it bombed.
Ross
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Joyeux
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quote: Originally posted by Rossweisse: Spam postings (by Rodger... (Joyeux)
Everyone knows of the Rodgers and Hammerstein collaborations; most people are aware of Rodgers and Hart. Only the true music theater afficionado, however, is aware of the aborted collaboration "Spam Postings," by Rodgers and Joyeux. It didn't even get as far as New Haven before it bombed.
Ross
That was only because Mr Dodger and I didn't get proper copyright approval from the Monty Python people first. My original idea was to write a sequal, which would have run longer than Cats
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Foaming Draught
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Mrs Malaprop goes to multipara
She must be disparate.
FD [ 26. November 2008, 05:07: Message edited by: Foaming Draught ]
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Jahlove
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Faure Requiem used jugular
Always brings a lump to the throat
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rabcpresbyterian
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Life without a car mountainsnowtiger
I can live without three of these but have never been the same since my tiger left. [ 26. November 2008, 10:55: Message edited by: rabcpresbyterian ]
-------------------- Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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Wesley J
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Northward facing service... Low Treason
If you travel up Norf and to Scotland, not a big problem. Go up and stay there. Train services to the South, however, presumably are high treason - with the South being pretty crowded already.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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infinite_monkey
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Suggestions for Upcoming Ecclesiastical Flip Flop
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Mamacita
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What's in your back yard? The Weeder.
Good. You'll find plenty of work in the perennial bed.
-------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Welease Woderwick
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Why do smilies eat Tree Bee
I don't know but they must get terrible indigestion!
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Left at the Altar
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Priestly genetalia Luke
.... warm?
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Wesley J
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A voice to make your... Polly Plummer
Fat talk? Makes your Polly plumper? Bummer! [ 27. November 2008, 22:13: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Sioni Sais
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The Triffids Return Queen Mousie
King Mousie is reported to be relieved and pleased.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Sober Preacher's Kid
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quote: Originally posted by Rossweisse: A special hell for...Rossweisse
It involves electric guitars, uncomfortable seats, and the ingestion of black pepper.
A special hell for...Sober Preacher's Kid
...chalices, chasubles, uppity women, and the ingestion of communion wine.
Ross
Oh how little you know me. Mother Preacher (now retired) used to preside over Holy Communion regularly while wearing a chasuble, often used chalices instead of Wee Cuppies, though she never got around to getting rid of the Welch's.
You can't have everything, I guess.
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mousethief
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What is in your back The Weeder
Moral: Never insult your gardener.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Food and Wine Matching piglet
Well, an apple for the mouth - some roast potatoes, roast parsnips and brussel sprouts.
For wine I think mead would be the thing.
Dessert - a syllabub.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Wesley J
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45 year postmortem:... mousethief
He looks still very much alive to me, he does...
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Apparently Frank Field's leo
...and Gordon Brown is pisces?
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