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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Ariel
Shipmate
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There once was a girl Full of Chips Who cared not a jot for her hips Or the size of her waist For she just loved the taste - So stuffed even more through her lips.
(sorry)
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Rossweisse
 High Church Valkyrie
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Does church hinder... Doublethink
Not in my experience, it doesn't.
Ross
-------------------- I'm not dead yet.
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churchgeek
 Have candles, will pray
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Best put-down (chorister)
Hey, it's not a bad thing to be in the choir. Now, calling someone a tone-deaf chorister might be more of a put-down.
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Drifting Star
 Drifting against the wind
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Israel should not have DoS
Well no, clearly not. But I don't see why we have to have him either.
-------------------- The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Rossweisse
 High Church Valkyrie
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DoS is long since outdated now, in any case. Israel should have Linux!
Ross
-------------------- I'm not dead yet.
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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there once was a girl ephemera
But if you blinked you were likely to miss her.
-------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Wesley J
 Silly Shipmate
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Israel should not have... the coiled spring
What about the Palestinians then?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
 Silly Shipmate
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Puzzling Christmas... Drifting Star
That's why the magi when to see Herod, innit.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
 Silly Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by Wesley J: Puzzling Christmas... Drifting Star
That's why the magi went to see Herod, innit.
[changed for typo]
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Esmeralda
 Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Israel should not have Saul the apostle
Send him to the Gentiles instead!
-------------------- I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Drifting Star
 Drifting against the wind
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Why do some people Boogie?
I guess they just can't resist the music.
-------------------- The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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KenWritez
Shipmate
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Changes in "my" Thurible
I painted way cool flames on the front, a tangerine flake yellow Jesus fish on the side, and then hung a pair of pink fuzzy dice from the bottom! Totally rad!
-------------------- "The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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Wesley J
 Silly Shipmate
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There once was a girl... Full of Chips
Whose eating chips went to her hips. She announced, "I'll be good, veg only and fruit from now on shall pass 'tween my lips."
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Chorister
 Completely Frocked
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Changes in 'my' bishops finger
Well, I've noticed he's sporting a rather large looking ring, for a start.
-------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Why do some people ken
..when sae many dinna ken?
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Israel should not have Shofar
Au contraire, I think it's pretty much de rigueur.
-------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Drifting Star
 Drifting against the wind
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There once was a girl ... Sir Kevin
Doesn't that belong on the 'I can't believe they named you that' thread?
-------------------- The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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PrettyFly
 Ship's sunbather
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Today I will.. Boogie
Excellent idea! I may even boogie woogie. ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
-------------------- Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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rabcpresbyterian
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God chose the weak Chorister
That's fine but can he/she hit those high notes ?
-------------------- Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Israel should not have Matt Black
nor indeed Gloss White: there are shades of grey.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Drifting Star
 Drifting against the wind
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O that this too, too moonlitdoor
... had a nice blackout blind?
-------------------- The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Esmeralda
 Ship's token UK Mennonite
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quote: Originally posted by PrettyFly: Today I will.. Boogie
Excellent idea! I may even boogie woogie.
Yes sir, I can boogie too - but I need a certain song...
-------------------- I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Welease Woderwick
 Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Does church hinder Belle Ringer
Only if they don't have a full peal.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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PrettyFly
 Ship's sunbather
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quote: Originally posted by Esmeralda: quote: Originally posted by PrettyFly: Today I will.. Boogie
Excellent idea! I may even boogie woogie.
Yes sir, I can boogie too - but I need a certain song...
I was thinking of that song too.
♫ I can boogie, boogie boogie, all night loooong! ♫
-------------------- Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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El Greco
Shipmate
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Is Islam a load of... The Revolutionist
Now now, don't listen to the media... There are many moderate Muslims out there. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
-------------------- Ξέρω εγώ κάτι που μπορούσε, Καίσαρ, να σας σώσει.
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Wesley J
 Silly Shipmate
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Ancient "kissing... Kelly Alves
![[Cool]](cool.gif)
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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rabcpresbyterian
Shipmate
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What's the problem with Freddy ?
He's just a bit sad that's all
Prayers of the faithful Mad Cat
Count every bit as much as any other feline's prayers
-------------------- Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne
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Autenrieth Road
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"The Swish of... (PrettyFly)
and the Smack of... (PrettySwatter)
-------------------- Truth
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PrettyFly
 Ship's sunbather
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![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
-------------------- Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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HenryT
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Is Islam a load of Ham'n'Eggs?
Not by my understanding of halal rules!
-------------------- "Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Rossweisse
 High Church Valkyrie
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(Damn, Henry -- you beat me to it!)
-------------------- I'm not dead yet.
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luvanddaisies
 the'fun'in'fundie'™
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Is Islam a load of Hedgehog I like the idea of something being "a load of hedgehog" ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
-------------------- "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)
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Rossweisse
 High Church Valkyrie
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Oh Canada! Terre de... lily pad
I hadn't thought of it in those terms, but I suppose it could be.
Ross
-------------------- I'm not dead yet.
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Welease Woderwick
 Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Choosing to believe miles_sinclair
Well, it's your choice and there are probably worse people to believe.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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If you were going to Hel
Well I'm not, but if I were, I'd spell it properly.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Drifting Star
 Drifting against the wind
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Prayers of the Faithful lily pad
Just a lovely bit of imagery. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
-------------------- The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Wesley J
 Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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name a dinosaur. barry
I thought that was this famous St Bernard in the Swiss alps?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Bertrand Russell on mousethief
"It all depends what you mean by mousethief ..... "
-------------------- Australians all let us ring Joyce For she is young and free
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Drifting Star
 Drifting against the wind
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Who's to blame for Hiro's Leap
Whoever did pushed him, I suppose.
-------------------- The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Chorister
 Completely Frocked
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What is British and Enoch?
If I tell you, there'll be rivers of blood.....
-------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Bertrand Russell on Lamb Chopped
Ugh, can I have mint chutney instead? Bertrand Russell is too hard to swallow.
-------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Lyda*Rose
 Ship's broken porthole
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What did you do for...a Stranger in a Strange Land?
Not enough, Lord. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Lyda*Rose
 Ship's broken porthole
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The new, improved...lily pad
Crib of the hip, young frog in the neighborhood.
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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seasick
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The new, improved...Thurible
200% more smoke...
-------------------- We believe there is, and always was, in every Christian Church, ... an outward priesthood, ordained by Jesus Christ, and an outward sacrifice offered therein. - John Wesley
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Wesley J
 Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Prince Harry Anglican_Brat
Quite!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Left Behind teddybear
Rapture Process: FAIL
![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
-------------------- “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Admit it, you missed rudolph
I tried to stay awake
FD
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Wesley J
 Silly Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by Jahlove: Left Behind teddybear
Rapture Process: FAIL
Hm... link doesn't seem to be working. But we get the gist. ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Getting wine out of Prosfonesis
I hope you don't mind me intincting a doughnut
FD
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