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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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Is there hope for the... Antisocial Alto

Probably not -- you're always going to be surrounded by sopranos and tenors, I'm afraid.

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I'm not dead yet.

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Characters at your lily pad

A charming new childrens' program.

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Wesley J

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Jesus' words. True... Angus McDangley

"Yo man! When he was dangling there, man, they thought he has just Angus beef - dead steak. But yo, brother, he surprised them all, he did, man!"

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Wesley J

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Pirates Curiosity killed ...

Well, there was the one stood in front of that cannon to check if it was properly loaded, and asked for it to be fired. It was.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Ariel
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Elemental understanding - the gnome.

The sylphs, undines and salamanders will be along shortly to put their respective points of view. There will be a short question and answer session at the end, with tea and cakes kindly provided by the Witches' Institute.

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Who the hell is this Campbellite?

Answers on a postcard please.

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Proper disposal of Leaf


In the green bags, please

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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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Proper disposal of ... Pigwidgeon
[Eek!]
Please tell me it isn't so!
[Waterworks]

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shameless self promotion - because I think it's worth it
and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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Bullfrog.

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Where does your theology fluff

Fluffy to the core!

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Sioni Sais
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Zen and the Art of The Great Gumby

Special Exhibition at Tate Modern.

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Wesley J

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Tempted yet without... mousethief

Tragic!

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ephemera
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Co-ed dorms Spiffy

You can say that again!

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A cool small evening shrunk to a dog bark and the clank of a bucket -
And you listening. T. Hughes

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la vie en rouge
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Inside the vegetarian... Timothy the obscure

Surely anyone who's eaten Timothy isn't a vegetarian any more... [Snigger]

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Rent my holiday home in the South of France

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Rossweisse

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Tremendously engaging... Sir Kevin

And indeed he is -- engaging, entertaining, and an all-around good chap.

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I'm not dead yet.

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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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Where are you from,...Scots lass

doesn't the name kinda give it away?

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- insert randomly chosen, potentially Deep and Meaningful™ song lyrics here -

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pimple

Ship's Irruption
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Question for a rich mousethief

"What profiteth it a man if he gain the whole world.....?"

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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)

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KenWritez
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Inside The Vegetarian...(babybear)

It's quite dark. Anyone have a flashlight?

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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction

My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com

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Bullfrog.

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Being a Young Gay Christian Organ Builder

Now, there's a tiny demographic.

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Recipe thread - another... Foaming Draught

Recipes for beginners. [Smile]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Being a young gay Christian teddybear

Oooooh - so cute! [Axe murder]

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Wesley J

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What's wrong with California? Matins

But do they need more? Or fewer? [Confused]

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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You know you're a church Chorister

What ... if you find yourself wearing robes and standing at the front of a church singing?

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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mousethief

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Being a young gay Christian leo

Seeks young gay Christian Virgo for possible LTR.

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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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Leaf
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A good name for an Anselm

Courteous homo? [Big Grin]

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Wesley J

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WTF is the Matter With... RooK

He's no longer a Hell host, and he misses it dearly. [Snigger]

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Wesley J

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Definition of porneia Hart

Soft, if anything, would be a bit more Christian, perhaps...? [Eek!]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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pimple

Ship's Irruption
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The right to choose Lyda*Rose

as next POTUS? Inalienable!

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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)

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Hennah

Ship's Mother Hen
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You better start packin... Macx

Is one expecting rain?

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Never stand behind satan in a Post Office queue: the devil takes many forms.

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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A good name for a Christian... BalddudeCrompond

I suppose that's a matter of taste.

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I'm not dead yet.

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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All work and no play... Wesley J

All play and no work... Yorick? [Big Grin]

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la vie en rouge
Parisienne
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Yum yum have a Marvin the Martian

Is that the latest Haribo variety?

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Rent my holiday home in the South of France

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mousethief

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Haribo macht Martians froh....

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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Tell me about your Organ Builder

No. And don't call me Builder.

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Edgeman
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Are men funnier than mousetheif?
Only when he's off his meds.

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http://sacristyxrat.tumblr.com/

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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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I've tried Paul H

***debating the depth of dirtiness to go***

Oh, yeah? How was he? [Two face]

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The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
(unknown)

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Modern Mattins (Curiosity killed ...

Don't be too investigative about modern liturgy, or it'll die off?

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Tell me about your Max.

There's nothing you want to know, trust me on this.

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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Wesley J

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O Sacred Heart, forever... New Yorker

Yet another new religion in the Big Apple?

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Autenrieth Road

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No jobs for the clergy Seeker963

There were only 962 openings this year.

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Truth

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Ariel
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Yum Yum! Have a comet

Thanks, I will (munch) and a handful of stars while I'm at it. Very hot, aren't they?

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Bullfrog.

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Tell me about your Thurible

And other little-used pick up lines for use in trying to snag an Anglican Priest.

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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churchgeek

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quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
Tell me about your Thurible

And other little-used pick up lines for use in trying to snag an Anglican Priest.

Well, an Anglo-Catholic priest, anyway! [Biased]

You keep using that petaflop

Yep, trial & error - I hope to figure out what it's meant to be used for!

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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What is the "bottom... Mudfrog

It's the one underneath all the others, I'd say.

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Ariel
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Alb and Blue Stole lily pad.

So now we don't have any lily pad any more. Thanks, Alb and Blue.

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Rosa Gallica officinalis
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Tell me about your...Lilypad
It was green and flat on top of the pond, with a small frog sat in the middle- but according to the post above now it's gone [Waterworks]

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Come for tea, come for tea, my people.

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Ariel
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Loss of our medical Jigsaw

shin bone connected to the knee bone
knee bone connected to the thigh bone

are you sure it's that way round?
no that's not right
yes it is
has anyone seen the jigsaw box? the lid has a really helpful picture on it
ssh, I think the patient might be waking up...

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Corpus Christi seasick

Not over His dead (and resurrected) body!

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Who the hell is this Drifting Star

Don't look at me! I don't know!

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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ephemera
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Recipe thread - another LutheranChik

Oh my, but they are tasty!

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A cool small evening shrunk to a dog bark and the clank of a bucket -
And you listening. T. Hughes

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Autenrieth Road

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Tremendously engaging ephemera

Ooooh, look, shiny!

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Truth

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