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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
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EXTRA! EXTRA! Scientists... Moo

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Chorister

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Is it time for a Yorkshire... Earwig?

I think so - those Southern Counties Earwigs have held sway quite long enough.

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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Leaf
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Complaints about Obnoxious Snob

I would expect so.

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El Greco
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It's all God's fault, says §Andrew

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Ξέρω εγώ κάτι που μπορούσε, Καίσαρ, να σας σώσει.

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Rossweisse

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Who the hell is this...Piglet

Not the one from Winnie the Pooh, I take it.

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I'm not dead yet.

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Jewish responses to Timothy the Obscure

A little midrash, perhaps?

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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There once was a girl... Bacchus

[Pedantry] No, no - that would be a Bacchante. Bacchus is a boy. [/Pedantry]

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Wesley J

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The effects of believing... §Andrew

A shakey faith? [Votive] , mate.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Ariel
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Who the hell is this lily pad?

I don't know. Since Alb and Blue stole ours last week, we've been a bit stuck for lily pads, but this one would do until we can get ours back.

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Wesley J

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Best Laid Out Prayer/Service... Stranger in a strange land

Better never go abroad then. [Smile]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Josephine

Orthodox Belle
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Summer Solstice Santa Belle Ringer

They're starting awfully early this year.

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I've written a book! Catherine's Pascha: A celebration of Easter in the Orthodox Church. It's a lovely book for children. Take a look!

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pimple

Ship's Irruption
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Ain't got nobody Rook
We only wanted Banner Lady

Jeezz how mean can they get?

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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)

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mousethief

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What makes a church full of chips

Filling it with chips, I'd think. I like these really easy questions.

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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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Pardon my French, but... Mamacita

No, that's Spanish.

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I'm not dead yet.

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Jesus Last Meal was... mousethief

[Eek!] Frankly, sounds more like Kali than Jesus.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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(either that or He's been hanging out with Kenwritez)

Chocolate Time for Jedijudy

the little Je-dis are having a lovely time today ...

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"Take your broken heart, make it into art"-- Carrie Fisher (1956-2016)

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mousethief

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two provinces, one Zwingli

Now let's share nicely.

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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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vascopyjama
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Jesus last meal was .... Mockingbird

and if that bird don't sing...

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Behold the duck. The scent of a wet dog. The familiar ahh of your own bed. Things to ponder.

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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Recipe thread - another piglet

No wonder swine flu's spreading [Paranoid]

FD

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Choirboy
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Today I condemn to...storage jars


If you're not going to use it in a year, then just throw it out instead! Where are the good folks from "Clean Sweep" when you need them!?!

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Wesley J

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Today, I Condemn to... storage jars

...all the stuff that's been lying around for way too long making a total mess! [Smile]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Today I Commend To... storage jars

See above. (What a nice and useful name!) [Cool]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Ariel
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I've just found the perfect cliffdweller.

He'll be taking up his new position tomorrow. He's an absolute dream - quiet and neat, cleans up the seagull nests, polishes up the chalkface and makes lovely things out of seashells. What more could anyone ask?

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Have we stopped believing the Great Gumby?

I think this matter calls for a schism. Some of us still believe, and we're going over there. [Razz]

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Sioni Sais
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Parenting Support in malin

Homeschooling Support in Rockall and Bailey, Recovering Alcoholics in Hebrides, Faeroes and Fair Isle; Disabled ex-Jockeys in Viking, Forties and Cromarty . . . .

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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mousethief

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Just found the perfect cheesymarzipan

and it's kosher, too!

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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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In Hell:

Yum, Yum! Have a... Cod

But only if it is from sustainable sources, or it would be Hell if they run out.

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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mousethief

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What's wrong with being Lamb Chopped

Bloody hurts, innit?

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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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Traveller
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And we should know (mousethief)

So we should after 36,000 posts!

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I will sing unto the Lord as long as I live:
I will praise my God while I have my being.
Psalm 104 v.33

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mousethief

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gay sex ... can we agree ... hatless

Is it really any of our business how other people dress while having sex?

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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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Mamacita

Lakefront liberal
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Currently at the top of the Styx:

Ecclesiantics Hosting Change. . . Ecclesiastical Flip-Flop

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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

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Ariel
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Help! Churches needed for Woodworm!

We've eaten through all the pews and lecterns, had a go at the side railings and kneelers, even snacked on a few icons and holy pictures, but now we've run out of things to munch and are getting a bit desperate. Can anyone give us a home, before we attempt the pipe organ?

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Autenrieth Road

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Chocolate time for Autenrieth Road

Excellent idea!

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Truth

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Esmeralda

Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Late nights watching Wet Kipper

The worst thing is, unlike paint, it never dries.

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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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Autenrieth Road

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there are books, and... (ChastMastr)

Sometimes you want a little light reading before bed, sometimes you want... something else.

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Truth

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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Liturgy and Swine Flu.... Curiosity Killed.

What a terrible way to go - death by liturgy and swine flu together. [Eek!]

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Aelred of Riveaux
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The God who loves ... MerlintheMad

Is Great in my book. [Smile]

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Late nights watching davelarge

With or without his permission? [Paranoid]

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Sioni Sais
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It's the World's Ugliest Ariel

Most television masts are unprepossessing, so this one must be grim.

[ 21. July 2009, 17:39: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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Redolent Spilogate, on the cheese - erm I mean closet thread in Hell:

"Please, Duchess, spare us any further details about your icebox, your cheese or your supply of decaying yogurt.
I am fairly certain that there is not a single person here with even the most remote interest in trying to get into your pantries."

[Big Grin]

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Some people can't spell Zwingli

Then again, most people never need to.

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Help! I think I might Sober Preacher's Kid

Quick, then - get some Bailey's in that coffee!

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Zappa
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Golly gosh we're a hedonistic mob:

Beautiful beaches for jedijudy
and
Chocolate time for comet.

Where's my slice of the fun [Confused]

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Dodgson
Apprentice
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Michael Jackson dead Campbellite

I thought he was a Jehovah's Witness.

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Genesis 22:2... Take The Great Gumby

See, this is why we don't allow the lectors to bring in their own translations.

The protocols of taking Max.

Whether or not that would involve an empty stomach may depend on whether or not he's showing pictures of the Pope.

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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Unable to read old Erin

There's a story in those wrinkles.

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Fearfully and wonderfully mad
Love the dinner, hate the din.
ن
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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Today we have a choice of two:

Chocolate time for PeteC

No! Don't do it! He's diabetic!


sex before marriage - the coiled spring

It's not 100% effective but it is less dodgy than the pill.

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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Recipe Exchange for Dormouse

Roman cuisine anyone?

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Bullfrog.

Prophetic Amphibian
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Are you the member No_Matter[?]

Well, that's an underhanded way to refer to the member-at-large!

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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What did you do for ... SusanDoris

Reminds me of a Harry Chapin quip ...
quote:
I never did it to her so I'll do it for her, okay?
He went on to sing "I Wanna Learn a Love Song"

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