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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
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EXTRA! EXTRA! Scientists... Moo
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Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.
--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Is it time for a Yorkshire... Earwig?
I think so - those Southern Counties Earwigs have held sway quite long enough.
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Leaf
Shipmate
# 14169
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Complaints about Obnoxious Snob
I would expect so.
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El Greco
Shipmate
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It's all God's fault, says §Andrew
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Ξέρω εγώ κάτι που μπορούσε, Καίσαρ, να σας σώσει.
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Who the hell is this...Piglet
Not the one from Winnie the Pooh, I take it.
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I'm not dead yet.
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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There once was a girl... Bacchus
[Pedantry] No, no - that would be a Bacchante. Bacchus is a boy. [/Pedantry]
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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The effects of believing... §Andrew
A shakey faith? ![[Votive]](graemlins/votive.gif) , mate.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Ariel
Shipmate
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Who the hell is this lily pad?
I don't know. Since Alb and Blue stole ours last week, we've been a bit stuck for lily pads, but this one would do until we can get ours back.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Best Laid Out Prayer/Service... Stranger in a strange land
Better never go abroad then. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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Ain't got nobody Rook
We only wanted Banner Lady
Jeezz how mean can they get?
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What makes a church full of chips
Filling it with chips, I'd think. I like these really easy questions.
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Pardon my French, but... Mamacita
No, that's Spanish.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Jesus Last Meal was... mousethief
![[Eek!]](eek.gif) Frankly, sounds more like Kali than Jesus.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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(either that or He's been hanging out with Kenwritez)
Chocolate Time for Jedijudy
the little Je-dis are having a lovely time today ...
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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two provinces, one Zwingli
Now let's share nicely.
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vascopyjama
Shipmate
# 1953
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Jesus last meal was .... Mockingbird
and if that bird don't sing...
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Behold the duck. The scent of a wet dog. The familiar ahh of your own bed. Things to ponder.
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Recipe thread - another piglet
No wonder swine flu's spreading ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
FD
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Choirboy
Shipmate
# 9659
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Today I condemn to...storage jars
If you're not going to use it in a year, then just throw it out instead! Where are the good folks from "Clean Sweep" when you need them!?!
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Today, I Condemn to... storage jars
...all the stuff that's been lying around for way too long making a total mess!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Today I Commend To... storage jars
See above. (What a nice and useful name!) ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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I've just found the perfect cliffdweller.
He'll be taking up his new position tomorrow. He's an absolute dream - quiet and neat, cleans up the seagull nests, polishes up the chalkface and makes lovely things out of seashells. What more could anyone ask?
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Have we stopped believing the Great Gumby?
I think this matter calls for a schism. Some of us still believe, and we're going over there. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Parenting Support in malin
Homeschooling Support in Rockall and Bailey, Recovering Alcoholics in Hebrides, Faeroes and Fair Isle; Disabled ex-Jockeys in Viking, Forties and Cromarty . . . .
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Just found the perfect cheesymarzipan
and it's kosher, too!
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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In Hell:
Yum, Yum! Have a... Cod
But only if it is from sustainable sources, or it would be Hell if they run out.
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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What's wrong with being Lamb Chopped
Bloody hurts, innit?
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Traveller
Shipmate
# 1943
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And we should know (mousethief)
So we should after 36,000 posts!
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I will sing unto the Lord as long as I live:
I will praise my God while I have my being.
Psalm 104 v.33
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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gay sex ... can we agree ... hatless
Is it really any of our business how other people dress while having sex?
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
# 3659
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Currently at the top of the Styx:
Ecclesiantics Hosting Change. . . Ecclesiastical Flip-Flop
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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Help! Churches needed for Woodworm!
We've eaten through all the pews and lecterns, had a go at the side railings and kneelers, even snacked on a few icons and holy pictures, but now we've run out of things to munch and are getting a bit desperate. Can anyone give us a home, before we attempt the pipe organ?
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Late nights watching Wet Kipper
The worst thing is, unlike paint, it never dries.
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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
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there are books, and... (ChastMastr)
Sometimes you want a little light reading before bed, sometimes you want... something else.
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Truth
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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Liturgy and Swine Flu.... Curiosity Killed.
What a terrible way to go - death by liturgy and swine flu together.
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Aelred of Riveaux
Shipmate
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The God who loves ... MerlintheMad
Is Great in my book.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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It's the World's Ugliest Ariel
Most television masts are unprepossessing, so this one must be grim.
[ 21. July 2009, 17:39: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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Redolent Spilogate, on the cheese - erm I mean closet thread in Hell:
"Please, Duchess, spare us any further details about your icebox, your cheese or your supply of decaying yogurt.
I am fairly certain that there is not a single person here with even the most remote interest in trying to get into your pantries."
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Dodgson
Apprentice
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Michael Jackson dead Campbellite
I thought he was a Jehovah's Witness.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Genesis 22:2... Take The Great Gumby
See, this is why we don't allow the lectors to bring in their own translations.
The protocols of taking Max.
Whether or not that would involve an empty stomach may depend on whether or not he's showing pictures of the Pope.
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
# 4543
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Unable to read old Erin
There's a story in those wrinkles.
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Last ever sig ...
blog
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Today we have a choice of two:
Chocolate time for PeteC
No! Don't do it! He's diabetic!
sex before marriage - the coiled spring
It's not 100% effective but it is less dodgy than the pill.
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Recipe Exchange for Dormouse
Roman cuisine anyone?
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Are you the member No_Matter[?]
Well, that's an underhanded way to refer to the member-at-large!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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