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Knopwood
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Australian Muslim blames duchess

I mean, how typical! It's always the aristocracy's fault.

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Timothy the Obscure

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What is an inclusive MouseThief?

He'll take voles, gerbils, even small rats....

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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
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balaam

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Christians who commit pimple

Don't squeeze it!

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SHUT UP! Saint Bertelin

Sage advice for many people I'm sure but is Saint Bertelin really one of the noisy ones?

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HenryT

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Christians who commit Papio

may be guilty of other unspeakable crimes, also.

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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HenryT

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quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
Christians who commit Papio

may be guilty of other unspeakable crimes, also.

and now

I can't believe you Papio

Soon to be a Dead Horse?

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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Songs that Describe Stoo

[horribly off pitch yodelling]

There once was a pirate named Stoo..doobie doobie doo, his hook was steel blue and he hosted heaven too...

*tomatoes start flying from audience*

[/horribly off pitch yodelling]

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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HenryT

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Return of the Fitness comet

That's how often I exercise, every 76 years.

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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Exeter CU made to rename Flying_Belgian.

Evangelical_Belgian perhaps?

[ 30. October 2006, 20:24: Message edited by: andreas1984 ]

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Stevie Boy Wonder
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Songs that describe... free space flights 4 all

Rocket Man?

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Chorister

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Exeter CU made to rename altar bird.

Following the announcement, Durham CU rename the pulpit giraffe, the lectern duck, and the font goldfish.

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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IngoB, please to be (The Man With No Name)

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basso

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quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep:
IngoB, please to be (The Man With No Name)

<snort>
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The New, Improved... trebuchet

Can Fling Two Tonnes of Rock for Twenty Miles!!!!
Buy Yours NOW and get a Free Siege Tower!!!!!

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The new, Improved...Trebuchet

Oh yes! Just in time for haloween!!!!! [Snigger]

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Well, churches really should be like sluts; take everyone no matter who they are or whether they can pay. Spiffy da wondersheep

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Lyda*Rose

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Burning in Effigy...the giant cheeseburger

That would be "well-done", then?

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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

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Gwai
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Calling lildave ... pimple

Use your imagination. Nothing I have to say here is Circus appropriate.

[ 01. November 2006, 15:25: Message edited by: Gwai ]

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A master of men was the Goodly Fere,
A mate of the wind and sea.
If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere
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Knopwood
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The new, improved Hart

It no longer desireth the waterbrooks?

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Autenrieth Road

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Church seeks Mystery Simon

They'll never spot him in that Ned Flanders disguise.

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Bullfrog.

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Hell Moo

The devil raises cattle?

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Bullfrog.

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Do you actually notice the Giant Cheeseburger?

What giant cheeseburger? I don't see a...wait! Oh! That one!

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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HenryT

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Why don't Anglo-Catholics ken

'cause they're no' Church o' Scotland.

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basso

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The investiture of Laura

An excellent idea!

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HenryT

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Shipmates Photos Smudgie

best clean the lens, then.

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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788

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Papio

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I do not want to saysay

Is that the answer to "how much money have you gotgot?"

[ 03. November 2006, 18:06: Message edited by: Papio ]

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Infinite Penguins.
My "Readit, Swapit" page
My "LibraryThing" page

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Papio

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And now we have...

Calling lildave7777 (Pants)

No comment. [Two face]

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Infinite Penguins.
My "Readit, Swapit" page
My "LibraryThing" page

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Dark Knight

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Cheer me up, please...AdamPater

There, there AP. I'll give it a try.
Um...riverfalls has left disguisted, vowing never to post in Heaven again.

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You don't know what I done, what it was, who I lost, or what it cost me
- A B Original: I C U

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I'm slightly odd because Left at the Altar

Well, that's not really surprising.

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Who is it that you seek? How then shall we live? How shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?

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Wesley J

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Noah and the flood (Flubb)

The sound of the flood.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Knopwood
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The Investiture of Liturgy Queen

Hem, hem, hem...

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Stevie Boy Wonder
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Saddam's gonna hang Lookin

I do hope not, what's she done to upset him?

(sorry, I ballsed it up)

[ 05. November 2006, 12:59: Message edited by: Stevie Boy Wonder ]

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Also by the same author

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balaam

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Saddam's gonna hang - sadly mad

I'd be more than slightly mad if it were to happen to me.

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Knopwood
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Throw the reprobate MouseThief

...into the outer darkness, where there will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth.

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Alfred E. Neuman

What? Me worry?
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Foil? Epee? Sabre?...(Spike)

Can you fence with a pointy spear? [Confused]

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Stevie Boy Wonder
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Do you look at people's... mountainsnowtiger

Well, I try not to, but you're always a bit curious as to whether someone else's is bigger, aren't you?

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Also by the same author

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dolphy

Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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The new, improved...Smudgie.

Got yourself a new penguin suit then?

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dolphy

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What do you do to a .. leo
Give him or her birthday gifts in July or August [Big Grin]

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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.

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Stevie Boy Wonder
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Cats and dogs Moo

Erm, hate to point this out... no they don't.

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Stevie Boy Wonder
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Foil? Epee? Sabre? Ringtailed Lemur

Is D the odd one out?

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Autenrieth Road

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Why don't the English leonato

Because they don't know how?

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Autenrieth Road

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Propers for the Fifth Henry Troup

Hold on, I've missed the propers for the First through Fourth Henry Troups.

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HenryT

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quote:
Originally posted by Autenrieth Road:
Propers for the Fifth Henry Troup

Hold on, I've missed the propers for the First through Fourth Henry Troups.

The fourth would have been my Uncle Henry (d. 1985), and the third his father, my grandfather (d. 1968). Before that ... check the 1928 revision :-)

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Autenrieth Road

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HT: [Big Grin] .

Chocolate for the Hosts Viola

Bad idea -- it clogs the strings.

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Truth

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Liberty

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Is Satan the ruler: Mudfrog

well a frog is less scary than what i was taught in sunday school.

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Liberty

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from last week...

Calling Lildave777....davelarge

is he little, is he large? who knows!

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Autenrieth Road

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The Investiture of The Silent Acolyte

The ritual donning of amice, alb, cincture, and gag was most impressive.

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Australian Queen's... duchess

The creation of the Duchy of Wagga Wagga by QEII did originally raise some eyebrows, but is now considered quite prestigious.

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Autenrieth Road

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OK, this keeps coming up [Ultra confused] , so I'm going to share it with you all too [Snigger]

Priestly Genitalia (Vesture, Posture, Gesture)

I imagine a wee willie peeping out, dressed in tiny gold garb, standing up and waving about.

There, now I'm not alone in having that image plastered behind my eyeballs. [Two face]

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Truth

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Stevie Boy Wonder
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Yes, and due to the time difference, you've planted that beautiful image in my head just as I'm about to go to bed. If I have disturbing dreams, AR, I'm holding you responsible. [Eek!]

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Also by the same author

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Janine

The Endless Simmer
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"Australian Muslim Blames... Janine"?

The boy sure gets around.

Hmph. Get in line, buddy.

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I'm a Fundagelical Evangimentalist. What are you?
Take Me Home * My Heart * An hour with Rich Mullins *

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