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duchess

Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
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quote:
Originally posted by Gill H:
Time for handbags for ... (duchess)

Presumably ones big enough to hold that big steel-plated KJV.

This is an embarrassing fact but I do carry around the SP-B in my handbag after all. (Click on my profile to reveal me clutching it)
[Angel]

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Rossweisse

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Heathcliff! it's me... Pine Marten

Wuthering Heights, the lost chapters.

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mousethief

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Evony - control your ephemera

Anything long-lasting is completely out of your control.

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Joyeux

Ship's Lady of Laughter
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What not to call your Esmeralda

late for supper?

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Ariel
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Absconding with the Raspberry Rabbit

Bring our Raspberry Rabbit back! It's wanted for our tea!

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Esmeralda

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quote:
Originally posted by Joyeux:
What not to call your Esmeralda

late for supper?

Absolutely. I am very fond of eating.

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http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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Heathcliff! it's me,... Esmeralda

...and the plot thickens.

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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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Not really a last post but in Purg, under the "person to blame" category, read thusly:

Person to blame ... pardoner.

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The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Does Scripture change A.Pilgrim

Should.

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mousethief

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So, does God drive on mousethief

Sure feels like it sometimes. [Frown]

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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John 14:6 - I am the Tiggy Tiger

I'm pretty sure this translation has gone well beyond inclusive language.


Lay celebration of Salt

This is certain to raise some people's blood pressure.

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Mamacita

Lakefront liberal
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Gold Wine. . . CuppaT

New liquid diet.

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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Meanwhile in Purgatory David Attenborough has a fascinating programme on

Mr & Mrs Vicars Panda

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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mousethief

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People don't talk about mousethief

AND I HATE THAT! [Mad]

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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Welcome to Presbyopic

It's only about an hour down the Intastate ta get ta New Hampsha... All our dairy comes from tha one cow, ayep, but we had two at one time, before tha Holstein wandered off ta Portland in '98...

[ 11. September 2009, 20:01: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]

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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Crossdressing duchess

Not nearly as interesting as a cross-dressing duke.

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Joyeux

Ship's Lady of Laughter
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You know you've been Joyeux

...when you're sitting in her chair, doing her job, and logged onto to the Ship as her.

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Float?...Do science too

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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People don't talk about... Joan Rasch

That's probably because she lurks far more than she posts, and doesn't give them cause.

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Wesley J

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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
People don't talk about mousethief

AND I HATE THAT! [Mad]

Deeply, deeply offended mousethief - indeed.

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Mamacita

Lakefront liberal
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Gold wine. . . Sober Preacher's Kid

Only if you lay off the wine.

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The Scrumpmeister
Ship’s Taverner
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Bishop: Call Your Pastor... Pigwidgeon

I suppose it makes diocesan conventions much easier if all the pastors have the same name.

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Stejjie
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1 Samuel 15:3... Kill... sanityman

Does it really command that there? A little harsh, maybe...

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Leaf
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Dinner and a Drink with... The Atheist

Sounds okay, as long as he promises not to call the waitstaff stupid c***s.

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The Expatriate Theolinguist
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Evony - control your Banner Lady

Particularly if she's into liturgical dance...

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Je suis une petite pomme de terre.

Formerly mr_ricarno, many moons ago.

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Joyeux

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Finding a bible, picky Yerevan

I suppose you want it in a language you can read and everything?

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Joyeux

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This is your Pearl B4 Swine

Weren't you listening when I said Not to cast it there?

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Joyeux

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is civil debate still ken

Civil - yes
Intelligent - yes
Highly creative in insults - yes

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Men's facial hair... blackbeard

Quite. Amongst others.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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If you could recommend... (Lamb Chopped)

It's a fair bet you wouldn't be a vegan

<eta: stray I>

[ 18. September 2009, 22:46: Message edited by: Jahlove ]

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Joyeux

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Refugees Only Want Matt Black

I'm envisioning a picket line, with signs expressing this demand.

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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To the shipmate who admires Josephine

Yes?

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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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To the Shipmate who admires Josephine

You called?

FD [Biased]

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Gwai
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Foaming Draught:
To the Shipmate who admires Josephine

You called?

FD [Biased]

While I was planning to add as my comment I somehow have this feeling that there's more than one!

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A mate of the wind and sea.
If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere
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Adeodatus
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Votive Light above Adeodatus

I like!

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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quote:
Originally posted by Foaming Draught:
To the Shipmate who admires Josephine

You called?

You have a lot of company!

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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The Liturgy of the northender

is very traditional prayer book, I believe.

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Vicars who resign after... Spike

Spike-bozzled, then.

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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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800th Anniversary of PeteC

No wonder he wants to be known as Uncle Pete [Razz]

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Joyeux

Ship's Lady of Laughter
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You beat me to it, FD!

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Anglican Unitarians seasick

I'm not surprised!

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Charabanc
Shipmate
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I've got something but it's not swine flu by piglet
(Couldn't resist!
Best wishes to piglet.)

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Whoops that's five lines, let's try again:
- = / That's better.

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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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People don't talk about Welease Woderwick

It's a wicious wumour ......

FD [Biased]

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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[Killing me]

Thanks FD - there is only one thing worse than being talked about...

- - - -

It not Valentine's Day for several months but already in The Styx we have:

To comet, with love. RooK

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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Ariel
Shipmate
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Should great artists Think²

They should. They did. It was the beginning of the Cubist movement.

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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
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[ [Big Grin] ]

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All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell

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jedijudy

Organist of the Jedi Temple
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What's so good about leo

I didn't know there was a problem with leo.

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Throw the adulteress... cliffdweller

Off the cliff! That's the OT for you.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Joyeux

Ship's Lady of Laughter
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The Established Church Kid Who Cracked

It was the pressure of those dis-establishmentarians!

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The Great Gumby

Ship's Brain Surgeon
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Throw the adulteress... @jason

I think I'm going to have fun with that little "@". [Smile]

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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman

A letter to my son about death

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andythehat

Ship's Flying Monk
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Parents lying to their Anselmina


Tee hee, poor thing.

[ 01. October 2009, 15:01: Message edited by: andythehat ]

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Get your warm fuzzy feeling here!

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