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andythehat

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Crappy Choruses & Mousethief

No further comment required!

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mousethief

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[Paranoid]

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Joyeux

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Have you abandoned Jigsaw
"no, mom! I promise I'm coming right back to the puzzle!"

The purpose of Moo
for when you can't find your cows in the field

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Float?...Do science too

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Joyeux

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Have you abandoned Liberty?

Nope. We're chatting in the cafe right now!

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andythehat

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Europe's Turkey? Matt Black

Poor thing. And nearly Christmas (sorry, Thanksgiving!) too...

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andythehat

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Tango gets UN cultural approval

Is that the Orange or apple version?

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Eutychus
From the edge
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And the winner is... Og, King of Bashan

Presumably for having the longest bed.

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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Ariel
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October: Month of the Bishop's Finger

Other episcopal parts to be allocated over the coming year as appropriate.

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Wesley J

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Is Iran Getting the... IconiumBound

Nope. The UraniumEnriched.

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Joyeux

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Should we still bother Kid Who Cracked

That depends on whether or not you think the kid would like to be wakened for dinner.

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Wesley J

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Roman Polanski's Friends... Mogwai

I think that one got wet.

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basso

Ship’s Crypt Keeper
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Food that is just piglet

Mmmm... bacon.

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Wesley J

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Benny Hinn refused... The Man with a Stick

[Smile]

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Eutychus
From the edge
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Benny Hinn refused Amazing Grace

So there are limits after all?

[ 05. October 2009, 17:16: Message edited by: Eutychus ]

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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Leaf
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The Inerrant Word of mousethief

Ten thousand one-liners, patiently transcribed by Josephine.

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Wesley J

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Inerrant? I.don't.think.so. [Razz]

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Sioni Sais
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Food that is just Matt Black

Has been overcooked (we sometimes call it "Cajun Style").

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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andythehat

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Hebrews, and non-substitutionary Sanityman

Someone better let him know...

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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The Inerrant Word of Imaginary Friend

Uh-oh... this isn't going to lead anywhere good...

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Mamacita

Lakefront liberal
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The inerrant word of. . . Bullfrog

Ribbit, ribbit.

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mousethief

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Close encounters of piglet

That would be BREAKFAST!

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Joyeux

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Can I borrow a cup of... mousethief?

Would that be dry mousethief or wet mousethief?

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Manipled Mutineer
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That well loved hymn... Custard

I've heard of a "hymn sandwich" but "hymn custard" is a new one on me....

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Drifting Star

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I've decided to buy Drifting Star

Hey! I'm not for sale ... although ... how much were you offering?

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Esmeralda

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quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
I've decided to buy Drifting Star

Hey! I'm not for sale ... although ... how much were you offering?

'Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day' (am I revealing my age here?)

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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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Wesley J

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Is the Cross a Christian... Major Disaster

I think it's a Major Victory. - Death, where is thy sting? [Razz] [Yipee] [Angel]

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Jack the Lass

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There's something really pleasing about:

The Inerrant Word of .... Spong

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wiblog blipfoto blog

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Bullfrog.

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Dropping a piece of the Triple Tiara

*BONK!* Whoops! Damn these low hangin' papal doorframes!

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Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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mousethief

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Cats: They're not just presbyopic

They're also arthritic and have migraines and ....

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Wesley J

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Prof arrested for breathing... Foaming Draught

Not surprised - drinking's the way to do it.

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Welease Woderwick

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Berlusconi "persecuted" the coiled spring

Well, I always said that he couldn't be all bad!

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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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andythehat

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Does your church kidnap... Panda

Not sure where that comes in the lectionary.

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andythehat

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Grandson of FLP (Famous... andythehat)

Sorry, couldn't resist!

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Joyeux

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And God the Word was El Greco

Hmmm... not sure that that meshes with the Doctrine of the Trinity.

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marsupial.
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Is it stealing? (Mousethief)

Well he would know...

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Sioni Sais
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Rest in peace - rise ken

[Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!]

ken? You OK?

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Jonathan Strange
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Resurrection of the leo

But what about the other star signs?

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"Wrong will be right, when Aslan comes in sight,
At the sound of his roar, sorrows will be no more,
When he bears his teeth, winter meets its death,
When he shakes his mane, we shall have spring again"

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Jonathan Strange
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Who's To Blame? Dumpling Jeff

I knew it, I just knew it!

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"Wrong will be right, when Aslan comes in sight,
At the sound of his roar, sorrows will be no more,
When he bears his teeth, winter meets its death,
When he shakes his mane, we shall have spring again"

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mousethief

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Can you 'come as you... Spiffy

[Eek!]

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Fr Weber
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And God the Word was...Ricardus

So now we know.

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--Sr Theresa Koernke, IHM

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Experience of alternative... mousethief

New at Disneyland: Only 1 post per month! Multiliners! mousethief warmers!

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Joyeux

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Evony - Control Your Banner Lady

... yeah, good luck with that! [Smile]

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Wesley J

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Zappa and Kuruman hit... Zappa

BDSM?

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mousethief

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The Liturgy of the Bishops Finger

I am picturing a finger puppet dressed up as a 18th century English divine. With really tiny ruffles.

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Bullfrog.

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Question for People Lamb Chopped

How would you prefer yourself to be prepared? [Paranoid]

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Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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andythehat

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And God the Word was... Barnabas62

He's with us on the Ship!

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mousethief

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Dropping a piece of ... Fr Weber

Leprosy, it's getting the best of me...

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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80s food (piglet)
I was still a meat-eater in the 80s, but I'm pretty sure I never ate baby pigs. [Waterworks] [Disappointed]

Prayers of the Faithful (saysay)
So would a full rosary be to saysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysay
saysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysay
saysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysay
saysaysaysaysaysaysaysay your prayers?

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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The Scrumpmeister
Ship’s Taverner
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The Liturgy of the...ExclamationMark

Being a service of outreach to the puncutaion pedants who have yet to find salvation.

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If Christ is not fully human, humankind is not fully saved. - St John of Saint-Denis

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mousethief

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SoF Denominational Jigsaw

That about sums it up!

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