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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Its Christmas. Get Kitten.
I know what someone is getting!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Hennah
Ship's Mother Hen
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The raising of The Royal Spaniel
...is worrying the royal corgis.
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Never stand behind satan in a Post Office queue: the devil takes many forms.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Cats. They're not just... Lamb Chopped.
You can also get them sliced, ground, roasted whole....
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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Its Christmas. Get PeteC
That's not really in the spirit of it, now is it? ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Imaginary Friend
Real to you
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[tangent] I don't know: I reckon Pete'd make a great Santa! [/tangent]
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"We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass."
Brian Clough
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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People who use the IntellectByProxy
...and there are so many!
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
Its Christmas. Get Kitten.
I know what someone is getting!
Tastes just like chicken!
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Foaming Draught hosting Duchess
Finally she found someone to pay for dinner.
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Eutychus
From the edge
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How do you solve a Matrix
I knew I should have paid more attention in maths classes.
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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There's nothing you... Leaf
Not if you're a tree in autumn.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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So violence against Marvin the Martian
is not the kind of thing the UK government is bothered with. (YMMV)
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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What not to call your Mousethief.
Why, "ship's thieving rodent," of course!
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The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
(unknown)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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There once was a girl full of chips
Who had the most generous hips....
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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The Liturgy of the celestialstarfire
Not another Eddy/Laetare thread!
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Australians all let us ring Joyce
For she is young and free
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Whatever happened to Jonah the Whale
Erm, he got swallowed by a prophet?
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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I KNOW I have the Holy Custard
Now I need the Blessed Treacle Pudding.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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Two from Ecclesiantics. On the topic of saying, "This is the Word of the Lord":
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Originally posted by Think²:
I've always rather liked it - the liturgical equivalent to "fucking pay attention, people"
and later, on the same thread, this gem:
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Originally posted by Angloid:
We anglicans are so woolly that at least Jesus won't have any problem recognising us as his sheep.
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Leaf
Shipmate
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Umm, Mamacita, did you mean those to go on the SOF Quotes File thread?
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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People who use the Choirboy
...get a long prison sentence?
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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Recipe thread - another Curiosity killed
Yeah, well, one man's meat...
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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This is the Word of ... Fr Weber
So,I sure hope you were listening.
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Pray for me, I've been piglet
Oh dear, are we talking miracles again?
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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vascopyjama
Shipmate
# 1953
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Violence against Rook
not a good idea I would have thought
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Behold the duck. The scent of a wet dog. The familiar ahh of your own bed. Things to ponder.
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Loquacious beachcomber
Shipmate
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Everyone's least favorite Silver Faux
Bit of an improvement, actually; I used to be everyone's least favorite skunk!
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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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What will be the end Bene Gesserit
It will be the Kwisatz Haderach, the one who can see where we can't, the one who can be many places at once.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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What is it with men.... Hare today
and gone tomorrow - that male-pattern baldness is such a problem....
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Your LEAST favorite mousethief
Oh, how can you choose just one? ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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longest name for a Graven Image
Perhaps "the golden image that Nebuchadnezzar the king hath set up" (Daniel 3:5)?
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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quote:
Originally posted by Leaf:
Umm, Mamacita, did you mean those to go on the SOF Quotes File thread?
Yes, I did. Thank you. ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Imaginary Friend
Real to you
# 186
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Currently topping the list in Dead Horses...
Pro life Hawk
A vegetarian raptor, eh?
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"We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass."
Brian Clough
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Holy Men Holy Women... Spiffy
Aren't they, though? Downright topping!
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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help! RooK
Now that has to be a trap. ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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As much as I dislike .... seasick.
Yeurck, it is pretty foul.
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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andythehat
Ship's Flying Monk
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Is Jeremy Clarkson... Radical Whig
Whig, Stig, what's the difference?
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Get your warm fuzzy feeling here!
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Is Jeremy Clarkson... Luigi
Don't know if he's got Italian roots, but he's definitely rather on the macho side.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Alwyn
Shipmate
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The Thickest Thickie...Alwyn
Damn. I was hoping to keep that a secret.
Everyone! Look over there! Something shiny!
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Post hoc, ergo propter hoc
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Your LEAST Favorite "Lite" Christmas Tune by Zappa
I guess I'd say that "Yellow Snow" song.
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andythehat
Ship's Flying Monk
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Don't worry Alwyn:
The Thickest Thickie... Mousethief
There, better now?! ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
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Get your warm fuzzy feeling here!
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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Can I get deleted or Rook?
Another trick question?
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Float?...Do science too
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Recipe thread - another... piglet
Mmmmmh!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Tiger Woods, Choirboy
I thought he'd be a little busy most Sunday mornings to get to church - and then cassock, surplice and ruff might look a bit odd on the 1st tee.
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Fruitcake: Alan Cresswell
Well yes, but in the nicest possible way ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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vascopyjama
Shipmate
# 1953
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second openly gay bishop
dafyd
oh I thought he was the only one in the village...
[ 08. December 2009, 11:16: Message edited by: vascopyjama ]
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Behold the duck. The scent of a wet dog. The familiar ahh of your own bed. Things to ponder.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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My soul magnifies the pimple.
Out, out, damned spot!
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Immortality of the Bullfrog
This croaker never croaks!
(I don't like using mine, but couldn't pass this one up!)
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Damn, you beat me to it! I was going to say "Ye must be spawned again."
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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Alpha News... page after..Zappa
The alphabet comes full circle.
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Miss you, Erin.
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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Global Warming - prove Belisarius
sounds like a tabloid headline to me, or a daunting essay assignment!
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Float?...Do science too
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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Currently playing in Eccles:
Methodist Worship Graven Image
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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