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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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How do you spread the Amazing Grace
Ooo, ooo, I know this one! Conquer heathen nations and impose your religion on them? No, wait... Leave Bibles in hotel rooms? Hmmm, someone must have a proven formula for this...
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Militant atheism: Theism's Myrrh
So...this is what we're going to be buried in?
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Who's changed their orfeo?
I believe his nappy is a bit damp.
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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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I'd like to have a lilBuddha
Is McDonald's putting world religious leaders action figures in the happy meals this summer? Well, then, in the words of the Gospel song, "Give me Jesus" - with a cheeseburger, please.
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Leaf
Shipmate
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Sharing the Sex - Angel Wrestler
Yes, as I recall, Jacob was very keen on sharing the sex with his wives and porcupines.
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Aid the suffering Doctor
Would think he would be able to help himself.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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This one needs no explanation...
Lesbians and the Bible Boogie.
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Last ever sig ...
blog
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Please pray for my 3rd Footer
Jake the Peg requests divine aid for his bunions
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Breastfeeding until... Apocalypso
The Tits of Doom! Beware! ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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quote:
Originally posted by Leaf:
Sharing the Sex - Angel Wrestler
Yes, as I recall, Jacob was very keen on sharing the sex with his wives and porcupines.
All this time I was unaware there WAS a sex-angel !
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Famous BBC RSS feed... Pearl B4 Swine
Dunno why the Beeb should feed anyone, but having the pearl first and then the swine seems a nice treat.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Evensong/sharing the mousethief.
Is Josephine aware of this?
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Hallellou, hallellou
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Psyduck
Ship's vacant look
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Not technically a FLP, but
quote:
Diane Abbott the female...
(Psyduck)
Gasp! Discovered! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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The opposite of faith is not doubt. The opposite of faith is certainty.
"Lle rhyfedd i falchedd fod/Yw teiau ar y tywod." (Ieuan Brydydd Hir)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Evensong/Sharing the... Foaming Draught
Communion beer? I've always liked Evensong. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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UK coalition blues (glockenspiel)
Can on legitimately play blues on a glockenspiel?
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Hallellou, hallellou
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
UK coalition blues (glockenspiel)
Can on legitimately play blues on a glockenspiel?
If one is an old black man whose woman done left him, and who woke up this morning and saw the blues walkin' like a man, and who wouldn't have any luck at all if it weren't for bad luck, and who's been down so long it looks like up, one can play the blues on whatever instrument one likes. But it would still sound stupid.
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kingsfold
Shipmate
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How do I search for...andythehat
Look behind the sofa?
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I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun.
And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done
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Leaf
Shipmate
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Becoming a card carrying Belle Ringer
The Quasimodo Club is accepting new members.
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Evensong/Sharing the Foaming Draught
Here's to marriage!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
UK coalition blues (glockenspiel)
Can on legitimately play blues on a glockenspiel?
If one is an old black man whose woman done left him, and who woke up this morning and saw the blues walkin' like a man, and who wouldn't have any luck at all if it weren't for bad luck, and who's been down so long it looks like up, one can play the blues on whatever instrument one likes. But it would still sound stupid.
[Tangent] OTOH, having the "right" instrumentation isn't a guarantee (see this ) [/Tangent]
Bishops, Apostolic IngoB
quite the promotion, me thinks...
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Evensong/Sharing the Gwai
IS OUTRAGE!!!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote:
Originally posted by Joyeux:
[Tangent] OTOH, having the "right" instrumentation isn't a guarantee (see this ) [/Tangent]
Priceless!
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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I'd like to have a mousethief
Oh no you wouldn't!
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Jonathan Strange
Shipmate
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How do you spot a fellow Psyduck?
I think it takes one to know one.
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"Wrong will be right, when Aslan comes in sight,
At the sound of his roar, sorrows will be no more,
When he bears his teeth, winter meets its death,
When he shakes his mane, we shall have spring again"
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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How do you spot a fellow Baptist Trainfan
1. Wet hair
2. Wearing anorak
3. Writing down engine numbers
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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The best television duchess...
...was possibly from Duke Street.
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Keep the UK House of... Papio
Yes please. Now that he's back, he needs a place to stay.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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When you first arrive... Boogie
Set the music, set the tune!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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The best television Angel Wrestler
Some sort of bizarre mashup?
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Hallellou, hallellou
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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The best television piglet.
The one on Green Acres.
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Hallellou, hallellou
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Motorsport 2010 (the giant cheeseburger)
A true couchpotato.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Turkish 'martyrs' were... Saul the Apostle
Well, now there's some news you didn't expect...
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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What's a cross? (Lamb Chopped)
that would be the horizontal equivalent of
*What's a down? (Lamb Chopped)
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Imagine there's no fetcher christian
Would the mutiny have happened?
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Hallellou, hallellou
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Imagine there's no Evensong
Then what would I do on those lonely Friday nights???
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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amber.
Ship's Aspiedestra
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What's the point of Amber ?
We still don't know. ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Anglican-Episcopal Spawn
Yikes! I didn't realize they could interbreed!
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Destroys Giant Spiffy.
Hope the normal sized spiffy escaped his wrath.
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Hallellou, hallellou
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Merci, Red. I did miss a word there, didn't I? ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
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Hallellou, hallellou
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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sex, marriage, babies: snags
Fairly obvious, that.
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Hallellou, hallellou
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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God Destroys Giant... hamletta
Sounds more like a town to me. Could be Sodom? Or Gomorrah?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Jonathan Strange
Shipmate
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Ecclesiantics videos Thurible
If Thurible signed a consent form, I suppose that's OK.
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"Wrong will be right, when Aslan comes in sight,
At the sound of his roar, sorrows will be no more,
When he bears his teeth, winter meets its death,
When he shakes his mane, we shall have spring again"
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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What's the point of 3rdFooter
So that you can enter a three-legged race by yourself!
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