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Wesley J

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Fitness obviously doesn't... Lamb Chopped

Why not? I'd say it's a very nice meal, together with a bowl of salad.

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Welease Woderwick

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Genetically Modified mousethief

The mind positively boggles!

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Wesley J

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Is Britain like a third... Boogie

The more, the merrier!

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Boogie

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Is Britain like a third alienfromzog?

Nope - third rock from the sun would be more accurate [Smile]

[ 16. September 2010, 13:18: Message edited by: Boogie ]

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Wesley J

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the Historical Jesus Lamb Chopped

a) the word order strange is
b) yes, he was [Votive]

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Sioni Sais
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I'd like to have a Son of a preacherman

Then you had better marry a preacherman, to keep things right and proper.

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Autenrieth Road

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Pope's Visit to UK Triple Tiara

This is why the Roman pope hath no dominion in this realm: the UK has got their own Pope!

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Truth

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lilBuddha
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Wither the Liberal Beeswax Alter?
Don't know about the liberal one, the conservative Beeswax Alter can be found wandering the boards hereabouts.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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duchess

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More news bulletins...(RooK)
decide to meet up with Penn & Teller and start an Atheist bible club.

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Ship of Fools-World Party

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jedijudy

Organist of the Jedi Temple
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Biblical Love one pimple...
it's OK to medicate the rest!

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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.

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Eutychus
From the edge
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An error has occurred... pimple

Try a different brand of face cream.

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lilBuddha
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Weird stuff about my leo.

Like, according to his horoscope he is supposed to be all nice and stuff this week, but he was a total jerk yesterday.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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MW #2027 The Pope Michael Astley

Does this mean that The Great Schism has been repaired?

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Australians all let us ring Joyce
For she is young and free


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jedijudy

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TRAPPED Lyda*Rose

Well, let her go for pity's sake!

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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.

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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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wierd stuff about my...hedgehog

someone's covered him in little cubes of cheese and pickled onions

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Boogie

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The theology of Paul ... anteater.

Anything like the theology of Paul ... octopus?

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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Any reason why Jesus Moo

It was the first sound he heard in the manger [Smile]

FD

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mousethief

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We Yanks have a better Imaginary Friend

I'm a real live nephew....

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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Anyone fancy giving Mark Wuntoo

No, I've got my hands full already thanks. [Biased]

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Boogie

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Anyone fancy giving BlueOpal?

Yes, I do. I'll give one to the One I Love I think [Big Grin]

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Wesley J

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Diagnosing 'learning... oldandrew

Well, there's hope for young and old alike!

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Wesley J

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Pornography helps sperm... Liberty

Quite possible, this, indeed!

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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Pornography helps sperm Boogie.

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blog

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Boogie

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Square peg/round hole duplo.

Well yes it is!


[Smile]

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Wesley J

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Society of St Wilfrid and... Ethel Sludge

Hmm... [Paranoid]

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eremite
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Out of the Mouths of ... The Silent Acolyte

Isn't he supposed to be silent?

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Never seek to have your own opinion prevail, or your word influential. -Abbot Pastor
Trans.: I don't care what you think.

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Unashamed Christmas Boogie

Yeah!

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lilBuddha
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If homosexuality is mousethief

then I am confused, 'cause I thought he was married to Josephine.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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iGeek

Number of the Feast
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Cryptic Clues (205)

That many, eh?

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iGeek

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Follow-up: No doubt the answer will be forthcoming soon.


Church for the missing Belle Ringer

Detention for throwing the bell choir off.

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eremite
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Being misled by a source... MerlintheMad

I always thought that guy was kinda sketchy.

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Trans.: I don't care what you think.

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iGeek

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Structured versus Freeform Belle Ringer

I wasn't aware there was improvisational jazz bell ringing. Ya learn something new every day.

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Welease Woderwick

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Young people don't Fuzzipeg

I should certainly hope not - disgusting behaviour!!

[Eek!]

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Wet Kipper
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What is your favourite....ken

the Scottish word for "know", I think

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mousethief

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What is your favourite Pre-Cambrian

Blue-green algae, of course. Isn't that everybody's?

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mousethief

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FFS why must people Chill

Because uptight people can often end up doing something they'll regret later.

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As carefully as possible, let me recount this one:
Definition of Trolling... Yorick

[ 01. October 2010, 18:13: Message edited by: Silver Faux ]

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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)

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mousethief

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Being treated like Zaccheus

Hey! Get out of that tree! Feed me!

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Eutychus
From the edge
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FFS why must people Boogie

Don't blame it on the sunshine.

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Wesley J

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What happened to the... iGeek

Did he get lost in his iUniverse?

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iGeek

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Which is your favourite Zappa

The original, of course.

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Boogie

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Being treated like The Rogue

I know, I know .......

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Welease Woderwick

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If God didn’t create Alan Cresswell

...then who did?

C'mon, own up!

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Ariel
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Death, the ultimate Bullfrog.

Yes - once you've croaked, that's it.

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Boogie

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What became of the babybear

Well ..... Once upon a time ....

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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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What became of the ... babybear


Starved to death through lack of porridge, I heard.

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eremite
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Recipe Thread - Another Piglet

Mmm... bacon.

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Trans.: I don't care what you think.

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Wesley J

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Rook - Could it be... Liberty

Well, he'd certainly claim that. [Big Grin]

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Wesley J

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Being treated like... Baptist Trainfan

"Hey, you in the anorak - stop immersing the track! There's a live rail down there! And the toilets are at the other end of the platform!" [Biased]

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iGeek

Number of the Feast
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Rook - Could it be Campbellite

Ooh. I like a good sockpuppet conspiracy theory ....

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