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Sipech
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I once made the mistake of reading 'clove' and interpreted it as 'head' when cooking with garlic.

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I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it.
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Licorice and garlic should never be confused.

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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
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Welease Woderwick

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Fused electrodes render a switch inoperable.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Pigwidgeon

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Opera blends singing, orchestral music, acting, costumes, and scenery.

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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf

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Welease Woderwick

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'Enery the Eigf had many wives.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Pigwidgeon

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I've seen the light!

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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf

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Welease Woderwick

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Lightning can often strike twice.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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Ice with snow on top is really slippery, causing people to slip and fall, breaking their hips and wrists.

(irrelevant note: falling on out stretched hands is called FOOSH, we're seeing a lot of these injuries this year)

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We must learn to live in harmony with nature. If we don't cease believing we can master and dominate it, life on Earth may be destroyed.
(formerly known more succinctly as "no prophet"), either way not be taken seriously. \_(ツ)_/

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Is "T" silent in the word "mortgage"?

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Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer. [Psalm 19:14]

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Welease Woderwick

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Age related dementia is no more prevalent than ever but greater understanding of the conditions and a longer lifespan make it appear to be so.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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To be south, during the winter, is something to be desired.
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Beso, according to The Urban Dictionary, is a party girl who is out of control.
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Red, do I see red? I was pipped at the post by two minutes.
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Welease Woderwick

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Ute seems to be a useful word to describe a utility vehicle such as a jeep.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Jeepneys are rolling folk art in the Philippines.

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Welease Woderwick

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Pine scented household products are usually intended for the bathroom, toilet and kitchen.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Curiosity killed ...

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"DK? itch!" Enya grumped, refusing to put on her hand-knitted outfit.

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Fitted carpets were only seen in rich peoples' houses when I was a boy.
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Curiosity killed ...

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IWA's a boycottable organisation - that is surprising!

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Pigwidgeon

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I sing when I'm happy.

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~Tortuf

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Welease Woderwick

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"App yours!" shouted the man who hated Smartphones.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Art P. hones his skills by practicing for hours.
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Pigwidgeon

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Our solar system consists of the Sun, the planets Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and (maybe) Pluto.

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~Tortuf

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Welease Woderwick

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Plutonium is extremely toxic.

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Icy conditions can result in more breaks and fractures of bones due to falls.
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Pigwidgeon

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All's well that ends well, according to the Bard.

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Welease Woderwick

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Arduous toil is not for the comfortably retired.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Ably retired cars can travel great distances.

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Welease Woderwick

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Ancestors of mine were French Huguenots who took refuge in East Anglia.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Lyda*Rose

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Liam Neeson is still as hot as can be and a talented actor to boot.

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Baptist Trainfan
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"Oot! Oot!" shouted the felinophobic* Scotsman, as the cat came in through the door.

*Yes, I am aware that this is a terrible home-brewed mixture of Greek- and Latin-based words.

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Leorning Cniht
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Or you could have said "ailurophobic" for extra points.
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Pigwidgeon

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In Tsarist Russia, there were no legal or constitutional methods by which Tsarist power could be challenged.

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~Tortuf

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All Enge did was complain every time her name was misspelled.
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Curiosity killed ...

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"Ern - a mew," as Miss Pell edited work, she tutted at the brevity of answers from some students.

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Pigwidgeon

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Stud Ents are sometimes necessary for breeding, so that Middle Earth's forests remain populated.

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"Late dinners have to be booked in advance".
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D. Vance Hickenshack was renowned for failing to make advance bookings.

[ 21. February 2017, 20:35: Message edited by: Leorning Cniht ]

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King Stephen spent most of his reign just getting the nobility to recognize his kingship.

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Ings' hip problem unfortunately prevented him playing many matches for Liverpool AFC.
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A FC needs a certain number of fans to give it credence.
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Encepalopathy must be quite uncomfortable.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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For tables of six or more, reservations are recommended.

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Commend Edward for his valour.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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'Our team is the best', shouted Tom, just as the opposing team put the winning shot in the back of the net.
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Then Etna started spewing lava everywhere.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Her eyes are lode-stars; and her tongue's sweet air more tuneable than lark to shepherd's ear,

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~Tortuf

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Sear the meat briefly before putting it in to roast.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Asters are a lovely garden flower, particularly in cottage gardens.
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Dense people need to get a clue.

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~Tortuf

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