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Pigwidgeon
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Ousted following an impeachment hearing, Donald Trump spent the rest of his days playing solitaire in Trump Tower.
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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf
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Pangolin Guerre
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Wererepublicans are indistinguishable from the ones who haven't been turned.
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Welease Woderwick
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Neddy Seagoon reckoned he would make an admirable president!
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Pangolin Guerre
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Enteric distress follows every trumpian tweet.
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Lyda*Rose
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We etiquette police can be an annoying lot.
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Pangolin Guerre
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Glottal stops are not easy for everyone to pronounce.
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Pigwidgeon
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Ounces -- whether liquid measures or weights -- are not used in the metric system.
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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf
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Wesley J
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Stem cell research might help the survivial of the ounce, the snow leopard, also called uncia uncia.
[ 10. May 2017, 21:01: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Pangolin Guerre
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"Ciao, bello!" she waved without looking back, as she sped away with his fortune, and convertible Ferrari (with the top down, nach).
[ 10. May 2017, 21:59: Message edited by: Pangolin Guerre ]
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Golden Key
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"Nachos and brandy!" he shouted to the barkeep, "I just lost my girl AND my Ferrari; which is worse, I don't know, dude".
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Deducing he wouldn't be safe on the road the bartender deftly pocketed the guy's keys.
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Golden Key
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"Keys won't make any difference, dude; my girlfriend took my car when she left, and those are just for my house and locker," mumbled the man, with a mouthful of nachos.
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Wesley J
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Chosen nachos are better than unchosen ones, we may assume.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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"Me not feelin' gud," moaned the bereft guy as he stumbled away to deposit his over-consumption of alcohol and cheesy appetizers into a planter by the door.
[ 11. May 2017, 15:41: Message edited by: Lyda*Rose ]
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Pangolin Guerre
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Orders like nachos and brandy serve only to compound the humiliation and ache of being taken for a ride, he learned to his regret.
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Pangolin Guerre
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[BTW, thanks for taking up the narrative thread, guys! Let's see how far we can take it.]
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Golden Key
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"Regret *nothing*, I do!" shouted his grifting, erstwhile girlfriend to the wind, while driving the Ferrari convertible down Route 66.
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Pangolin Guerre
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Sixtus IV had many "nephews", one unsavoury example of whom was a forebear of Giovanna, she of the vermillion Ferrari.
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Welease Woderwick
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A riot ensued when she tried to drive the car on the wrong side of the road.
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Pigwidgeon
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"O! A deer!" She screamed as she crashed into a tree.
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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf
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jrw
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A shed into a tree, she thought. It should be the other way round. Maybe the accident caused me to enter a parallel universe where everything happens in reverse.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Verses aplenty have been spoken, praising of fast cars, and of women, their beauty.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Pangolin Guerre
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Tyres rolling like hearts, motor racing like desire...
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Pigwidgeon
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Sir, everyone is suggesting you might like to call a taxi considering how much you've imbibed.
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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf
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Golden Key
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Ed, the "sir" in question, replied, "Good thought; would you call them for me, and ask them to take me to the Hotel California in town?"
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Wesley J
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Ownwer of said taxi company, Joe is not amused about Uber.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Golden Key
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Bert, the barkeep, asked Joe to send someone to pick up Ed (who was three sheets to the wind); and Bert promised Joe that he'd never called Uber to the bar, and wouldn't unless the cabs were all busy and the patron was in a hurry--or in an emergency.
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Pangolin Guerre
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Cynicism has blighted Bert's personality on many fronts, owing, perhaps, to his still secret genetic heritage being shared with Joe and Giovanna, dating back to a fifteenth century papal "nephew" in Italy.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Init? A lying genealogy notwithstanding.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Pangolin Guerre
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Dinged fender notwithstanding, the car was still in running order, and when Giovanna regained consciousness, she pulled away from the tree, and sped gleefully down the road, knowing that Ed's Amex (also purloined) would pay for the repairs.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Pairs of sins, do they come at a discount off time in Purgatory?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Golden Key
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Yoda appeared, in mid-air, by Ed's side, and crooned "Wise, you are not; revenge take you to the Dark Side, it will; remember what happened to Anakin; and don't be an idiot".
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Idiotic as it may seem, Ed didn't listen to a word Yoda said.
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Pangolin Guerre
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Stress was something Ed had never borne well, evinced in his goring of the ODAS twerp as he exited the bar, bellowing into the desert night in a confusion of rage and lust, "Giovanna!!!"
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Golden Key
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"Anna, actually," said the just-arrived cabbie, getting out of the cab, gently calming Ed, and carefully depositing him in the backseat; then, settling into her straw-mat covered seat, she adjusted the rear-view mirror, looked in it (past the prayer beads), saw the sorry state of her passenger, then brightly said, "Ok, boss, where're we going?"
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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"Ingleton; it's oop north somewhere," replied the rather inebriated passenger.
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Pangolin Guerre
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Germane to the situation, and location, Anna, who had an unusual grasp of Yorkshire geography and history, particularly of Ingleton and environs, softly corrected Ed, "Hey, Sherlock, you're in Arizona."
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Zonally they were close to the Arctic but the weather was quite mild for a week that close to autumn.
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Pangolin Guerre
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Tumnussian beard caked with remnants of nachos, and holding the strench of cheap brandy, Ed picked at it absentmindedly as he started ominously humming My Delilah.
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jrw
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"Ah, that reminds me of when I had Tom Jones in the back of my cab", said Anna. "He said "what's new, Pussycat?". I said "well, this cab for a start, so get your feet off the top of the seats.""
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Golden Key
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"Eat something," said Giovanna to herself, waiting in the reception lobby of Ferraris Fixed Fast; so she put down the reception copy of "Real Simple" she'd found (who wanted a simple life, anyway???) and wandered over to the vending machines, near the side door...and found she had no quarters.
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Pangolin Guerre
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Terse Imprecations issued from Giovanna's lips, like she was spitting pebbles.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Bless me she did have a mouthful of little stones, does she think she is a duck?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sipech
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Sad Uckfield residents are upset at plans to build more affordable homes on the edge of town.
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I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it.
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Pangolin Guerre
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"Own this sweet little thing, Sweet Little Thing?" asked hunkily oil besplattered mechanic Jake of Giovanna, trying to be smooth.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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O the daring of the man!
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Pangolin Guerre
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He-man, he thought himself, but with man-eater Giovanna, Jake was out of his depth.
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jrw
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EP - That would be worth something, thought Giovanna, after Jake had told her about his antique vinyl collection of 78s.
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