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Mamacita
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quote: Originally posted by Doone: Age related programming is a bit of a mine field.
"Mine? Field of Dreams," replied Ed when asked for his favorite film about sports. [ 31. May 2017, 15:31: Message edited by: Mamacita ]
-------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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L'organist
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Port Salut is one of my aged aunt's favourite cheeses: she was delighted to discover it on a holiday to Budapest, where it is called Trappista.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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"App is tantamount to waste of time," the cheese-loving old gal opined.
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Mamacita
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Pin Ed's note on the bulletin board.
-------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Pangolin Guerre
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Ardently desirous of revenge for a lifetime of grief caused by her sister, Theodora arrived in Aruba.
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Doone
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'Rub a bit of that out', said the teacher, 'and you'll have a beautiful sketch'.
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Baptist Trainfan
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Ketches, yawls and smacks set out at dawn for the fishing grounds. [ 07. June 2017, 12:39: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
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Pigwidgeon
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Round songs were sung around the fire after a delicious dinner of fresh-caught fish.
-------------------- "...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe." ~Tortuf
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jrw
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"Shall we pay Charlie a visit?" said Ray, "He usually knows all the dodgy people. I bet he could give us some information about the murderer. He might need some, er, encouragement mind".
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Baptist Trainfan
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Er ... I don't think you've got the idea of this game? You have to start your random contribution by overlapping it with what game before. So my post ended with "... fishing grounds" while the next one started "Round songs ...". [ 08. June 2017, 06:11: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
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Doone
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'Mind your manners' was a constant refrain, back when I was a lass.
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no prophet's flag is set so...
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As soon as I empty the eels from my hovercraft, we can do something completely different.
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Doone
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Rent or buy, it all takes oodles of cash.
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Mamacita
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Ash Wednesday always brings the dilemma of whether to go to work, coffee, or dinner with a smudge on your forehead.
-------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Welease Woderwick
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Heading out with a Smudgie on your forehead might be more alarming.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Pangolin Guerre
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Served the incorrect fish for approval, Giovanna slapped the waiter with it until he cried for mercy.
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Lyda*Rose
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Former cyclist Lance Armstrong is mainly known for his spectacular drugging scandal.
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Pigwidgeon
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Can Dali's paintings ever make sense?
-------------------- "...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe." ~Tortuf
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Welease Woderwick
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Sensei trained both Giovanna and Lance.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sipech
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Ancestral homes may be thought of as sexually transmitted diseases.
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Pigwidgeon
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Seas, especially along the U.S. East Coast and Gulf of Mexico, are rising due to global warming.
-------------------- "...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe." ~Tortuf
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Pangolin Guerre
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Arming herself with a particularly large lobster from a display tray, Giovanna continued her relentless assault.
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Welease Woderwick
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Ultimately the lobster won because it had larger claws.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Doone
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Laws should be brought in making it an offence to use innocent lobsters as weapons.
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Baptist Trainfan
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On second thoughts, let's broaden that to include other crustaceans.
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Pigwidgeon
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Ace Answering Service will be happy to handle calls for the crustaceans' campaign.
-------------------- "...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe." ~Tortuf
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Sipech
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Paignton, in Devon, is a delightful place to go and visit, particularly if sealife is your passion.
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Mamacita
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I only have one skeleton, unlike the crustacean family.
-------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Pangolin Guerre
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"Lying bastard," Giovanna screamed in rage at waiter, crumpled at her feet, angry lobster lodged in his trousers, "I ordered a dentex!"
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jrw
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"Den! Tex! Help me!", called the waiter to two big security men, "I'm being attacked with seafood!"
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Pangolin Guerre
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Oddly enough, at that very moment, Ed and Anna with a hankering for crustaceans were off to Willemstad's foremost seafood bistro.
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Pigwidgeon
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'Trout! We want trout!' they cried. 'Why don't they serve trout in the West Indies?'
-------------------- "...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe." ~Tortuf
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Mamacita
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"Dies quickly, he does," the waiter assured a sobbing Giovanna when she saw the lobster tossed into the pot.
-------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Welease Woderwick
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Potash added to the cooking water does little to enhance the flavour.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Doone
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Our thoughts should definitely be with the lobsters, who should start a petition.
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Welease Woderwick
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Pet, it I once said, if you don't want to cook it and eat it!
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Pangolin Guerre
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Itching for revenge, Anna now Aruba stalked.
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Pigwidgeon
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'Talk, Ed!' cried Anna. 'You've said nothing to me all day.'
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Welease Woderwick
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"Aye, but let me get ma boots off first."
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Lyda*Rose
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Fir stood for the balsam of her childhood in the mural on her accent wall.
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Pangolin Guerre
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[Ooops. I meant to have Theodora on Aruba.]
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Pangolin Guerre
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'Walleyed' Giovanna had called Teddy, but Teddy didn't mind - she could hunt Giovanna in two directions.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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"Ions can be negative or positive," retorted Teddy, "but you, Giovanna, are as negative as an old photograph!"
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Mamacita
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To graph complex equations is much easier nowadays thanks to calculators and apps.
-------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Welease Woderwick
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Psychologists found analysis of Giovanna's behaviour remarkably confusing.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Doone
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'Sing, Giovanna,' called Teddy, 'sing to me of love and freedom'!
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Welease Woderwick
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Domestic violence ensued.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Sue didn't care, though -- she and Teddy were an "item" long before Giovanna entered upon the scene.
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