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Smudgie

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I rest all strained muscles by having a luxurious bubble bath.

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Curiosity killed ...

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Bleb: a thing in cell biology, medicine and mineralogy is also a book of poetry, apparently.

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"Yap, parent!" lycra-clad teenage granddaughter Delishush responds to any attempt at discipline from my long-suffering son Tarquinette.

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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)

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Smudgie

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I netted a giant squid last time I went fishing with a paperclip on a piece of string.

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Eutychus
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[gah, Smudgie, barely do I find this thread than you pip me to the post!!]

[ 04. January 2014, 11:59: Message edited by: Eutychus ]

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Eutychus
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St. Ringworm is little known amongst hagiographers.

[ [Razz] ]

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Smudgie

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Rap her sharply on the knuckles if she won't behave.

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Eutychus
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"Hew on t'B, 'e have to!" exclaimed the alarmed Lancashire stonecutter, on seeing that his less experienced colleague had no option but to attempt to disguise his misspelling of the gravestone epitaph by chiselling a bit more off.

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Lyda*Rose

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Offended Victorian matrons left with their noses in the air.

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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

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jedijudy

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He airs all the family's dirty laundry.

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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.

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Dry cornflakes do not make pleasant eating

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Eutychus
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Tea tin gathering is an odd pursuit.

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Lyda*Rose

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Suit yourself by bringing your own packed lunch.

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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

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Lucia

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"Unchurched" is felt by some atheists to be a slightly insulting description.

[ 04. January 2014, 21:43: Message edited by: Lucia ]

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Net Spinster
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Script Ionic Greek is a requirement for scholars of this Byzantine palimpsest.

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Jonah the Whale

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Nepali MPs established parliament again five years after it was dissolved by the king.
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Ingots of gold are a relatively safe investment in the current economic climate.

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Eutychus
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Lima tends to be the first city that springs to mind when one thinks of Peru.

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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Smudgie

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Inks of (per unit) one part squid juice and three parts water can often be rather too runny.

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Miss you, Erin.

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Curiosity killed ...

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The RTO or UN NY office leads much of aid efforts throughout the developing world.

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Smudgie

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Or LD (The Liberian Dollar) may be exchanged for Pounds Stirling instead of trying to work with travellers' cheques.

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Curiosity killed ...

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"RSC," he questioned, "or do you mean the Globe is where you saw that performed?"

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Smudgie

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For medication please refer to an alternative pharmaceutical supplier.

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Welease Woderwick

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Calsup pliers are of excellent quality.

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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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jedijudy

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A lit yellow candle can chase the blues away!

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Pearl B4 Swine
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Saw, aye saw with speed that firewood, faithful woodsman.

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Smudgie

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Manipulation is not permitted in the Circus.

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Welease Woderwick

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Cussed Circus Hosts taking our fun away!

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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Sir Kevin
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We sing Irish songs in a choir at the Irish Cultural Centre in our town.

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Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.

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jedijudy

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Tow new sentences from the backside of the previous one!

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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.

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Eutychus
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Pre VI, o US one, comes V in Roman Numerals as formerly used on the Old Continent.

[and well played to restore order [Biased] ]

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Smudgie

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On tin engravings you will find many an interesting image.

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Eutychus
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Rest, tin GI mage, your unexpected call-up to replace missing Melchior in the Nativity Crèche will soon be over with the advent of Epiphany.

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Any Circus host is permitted to conjure up extra letters in "everlasting", but I don't think mere mortals are allowed to.
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jedijudy

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All owed tomatoes are not considered ransomed by bushels of zucchini.

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Net Spinster
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Chin in hand God surveyed creation (especially Job) and thought oh what a tangled web.

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Eutychus
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At angle "D", web-based cetacean Jonah benefited from a good vantage point on the internet quadrilateral from which to spot inadvertent letter-adding by Eutychus [Hot and Hormonal]

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Smudgie

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Hustling your way onto this thread by inserting random new letters in a bid to make an impressive overlapping sentence is not exactly a trait which is to be encouraged. [Biased]

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Eutychus
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Our aged brains will do their best to comply.

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Plywood dust is what I have for brains this morn.
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Rains this morning have taken away our snow.

<yes, I take the low-hanging fruit> [Biased]

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Now is the winter of our discontent.
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contents of this post may vary from illustration on package

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Jonah the Whale

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"On, on, pack!" a gentle sled driver urged the huskies.
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Skies are blue but the temps are frigid.

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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

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A ref, rigid with cold from the freezing temperatures and boredom from from the lacklustre game, declared it a draw and sloped off home for hot chocolate with squirty cream and marshmallows.

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"shmall ow's y' father" he slurred, then promptly burst into laughter at his own punchline and slumped face first onto the bar.

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Smudgie

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Ton tot he barely knew sat heavily on his foot and flattened it.

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Miss you, Erin.

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Pooks
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Ten editors sitting on the wall.
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Lyda*Rose

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Wally George out-blustered Rush Limbaugh by a mile.

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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

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