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Smudgie

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Yam! I least expected that!

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Jonah the Whale

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At some point there must have been a rule made that Smudgie has to be the first one to post on every page of this thread.
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no prophet's flag is set so...

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Address yourself dramatically yet firmly to the problem, nay solution, of monkeys playing plywood violins, dear Leonard.

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Maybe I should stop to consider that I'm not worthy of an epiphany and just take what life has to offer
(formerly was just "no prophet") \_(ツ)_/

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Smudgie

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Earl E, on arduous trek through jungle, home Thursday.

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Eutychus
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Met Hurs' daytime babysitter today: it seems their son has a predilection for racing toy chariots.

[ 07. January 2014, 05:24: Message edited by: Eutychus ]

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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Smudgie

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I, o tsetse fly, stamp on your quest for world domination.

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Smudgie

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I, o tsetse fly, stamp on your quest for world domination.

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Alban
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In, at Ionic columns, did I gaze upon the diorama representing ancient Greece.

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Raptor Eye
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Cerebral activity is encouraged by this thread, and it hurts.

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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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Tsk, tsk, I say to brain straining because it's better to eat the chunks too.

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Maybe I should stop to consider that I'm not worthy of an epiphany and just take what life has to offer
(formerly was just "no prophet") \_(ツ)_/

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Smudgie

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Hunk, stood on the edge of the road opposite my lounge window, makes seriously pleasant viewing....

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Eutychus
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I... ew, ingratiating that is most certainly not.

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Smudgie

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Other people may disagree.

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Miss you, Erin.

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Ee by gum, lass, tha's not wrong.

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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka

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Ongoing weather problems are making outdoor activities difficult.

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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

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Mamacita

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Ongoing weather problems are making outdoor activities difficult.

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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

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jedijudy

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I culture cheesy replies to go with my whines.

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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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Nestled all snug in their beds while visions of fried bacon danced in their heads.

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Maybe I should stop to consider that I'm not worthy of an epiphany and just take what life has to offer
(formerly was just "no prophet") \_(ツ)_/

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Headstones occasionally have witty epitaphs like I told you I was ill.

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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music

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Net Spinster
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Silly people doomed to hell for engaging in idle chatter.

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spinner of webs

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Eutychus
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Lech, at termination of the previous political regime, became Poland's first directly elected president.

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Mamacita

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I'd enter into that conversation, but European political history is a topic I eschew.

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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

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Smudgie

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Chew each mouthful 100 times before swallowing and you're guaranteed to talk less at the dinner table.

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Miss you, Erin.

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Uncle Pete

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Inner tablets - is that a new electronic game?

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Even more so than I was before

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Eutychus
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Anew, Electro Nic gamely tried to shed his dated 80s drum-machine image - in vain.

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Piglet
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I'm agein' - vainly I try to halt the wrinkle onslaught.

[ 08. January 2014, 13:29: Message edited by: piglet ]

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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music

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Lucia

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Leon's laugh told her everything she needed to know about him.
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jedijudy

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Out hi! My inside 'hi' is too weak to be heard distinctly.

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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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"Himmler has only got one ball, Goring as two but they are small", she sang.

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Maybe I should stop to consider that I'm not worthy of an epiphany and just take what life has to offer
(formerly was just "no prophet") \_(ツ)_/

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Jonah the Whale

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Re: smalls - he's angelic looking in that skimpy magenta pair.
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Smudgie

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"Ma, gen, tap, air" were the first four words on the simple reading test administered to my eager class in their latest English lesson. [Big Grin]

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Chorister

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Less on? no chance - it's winter!

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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Terrible things await those who escape winter by taking a trip somewhere hot, like obese lobster-red g-string wearing tourists.

[ 08. January 2014, 21:38: Message edited by: no prophet ]

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Maybe I should stop to consider that I'm not worthy of an epiphany and just take what life has to offer
(formerly was just "no prophet") \_(ツ)_/

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Eutychus
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Ur is tsunami-prone, potentially, since Wikipedia tells me that Chaldea is marshland near the Euphrates.

[ 09. January 2014, 06:29: Message edited by: Eutychus ]

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Welease Woderwick

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Rates of exchange these days are working distinctly in my favour.

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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Raptor Eye
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Favourite quotes of other people are so tedious.

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Eutychus
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Lear (E), so Ted IOUs reminded us, was a famous writer of nonsense verse - Ted would always add a limerick or two of his on these pieces of paper showing sums outstanding.

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Lucia

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Stand in green wellies in the garden if you want your feet to be both dry and camouflaged.
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Aged rock-stars quite often appear as mutton dressed as lamb.

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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music

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Pearl B4 Swine
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Slam-bang thank you Ma'am is not appropriate language in Sunday school class.

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"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)

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Lucia

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Ass is not a suitable word either.
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Chorister

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Blew or Dei - there's a difficult choice of words to boost my Scrabble score.

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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Smudgie

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Les cored the apple before eating it, while Desdemona just ate it whole.

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State it wholeheartedly or don't bother saying anything at all

(Edited to ask if this counts, I've not played before!)

[ 09. January 2014, 20:24: Message edited by: Chocoholic ]

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"A NY thing", a tall and imposing man from that great American city once told me, "is to give tourists neck ache as they search desperately for a glimpse of the sky."

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You can argue with a man who says, 'Rice is unwholesome': but you neither can nor need argue with a man who says, 'Rice is unwholesome, but I'm not saying this is true'. CS Lewis

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"He's KY's Senator," was the response when someone asked, "Who IS that guy?"

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'Hat Guy' on the market sells the beret you're looking for.

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"King Forrest" delighted his posse with his antics at the homecoming dance; the "queen" and the chaperones not so much

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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

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Piglet
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One's not so much of a chav if one wears green wellies and a Barbour.

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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music

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Alban
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Sand, a bar - bourgeois in style, hosts, among its mock Persian finery, drunkenness and debauchery to rival the most run down and low brow of dives.

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