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Smudgie

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I certainly would appreciate that, Oscar.

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Jonah the Whale

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To scare bugs away by dressing up as a spider would be more environmentally sound.
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Oscar the Grouch

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So, understandably, we seem to have become fixated with pest-control.

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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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Trolls are considered pests, though they are neither insects nor rodents.

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Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety.
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Penny S
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Dents in cars can be removed by suction devices.
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Raptor Eye
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Vice squads cannot consist of people with laissez-faire attitudes, can they?

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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10

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Piglet
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Scan the Yellow Pages to find the phone number of a plumber when your drains are blocked.

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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music

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Sipech
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Lock educators up and throw away the key, commanded the North Korean general.

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Oscar the Grouch

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Gene rallied his forces with wit and abuse in "Life on Mars"

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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu

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Raptor Eye
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Marsupials have a much more sensible way of carrying their young than other animals.

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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10

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Lyda*Rose

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I'm also happy to visit the Centre Georges Pompidou as well as the Louvre and Palace of Versailles.

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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

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Welease Woderwick

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Lester Piggott was a great British flat-racing jockey.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Sipech
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Keying in the right numbers via chip-and-PIN was considered a step too far in the modernisation of Ali Baba's cave.

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The Lord sent His son for my salvation and yours brother and sister!

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God only made one of me, most people agree this is a good thing

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pimple

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[Following Sipech]

Scavengers are not often good eaters, though some find Guga tasty.

Spork: Welcome aboard! I'm not sure if this is the page you want, though. Have a look at the opening page.

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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)

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Piglet
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A sty is a place inhabited by piglets. [Smile]

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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music

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no prophet's flag is set so...

Proceed to see sea
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Piget says interesting things in this thread, but at the last one, I laughed out loud! [Angel]

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Baptist Trainfan
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Ouds may easily be mistaken for lutes, especially in North Africa.
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Lyda*Rose

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I can't for the life of me remember the name of that lady at church- you know the one with huge handbag?

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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

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Baptist Trainfan
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Bagpuss was a soft toy that starred in one of the most popular children's TV programmes of all time. He was a saggy, pink and white striped cat.
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Penny S
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Catastrophism was a rejected interpretation of the geological history of the Earth.
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Urfshyne
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Thee, Arthur, we acknowledge as our king.
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Sipech
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Sour kin gatherings, such as Christmas and birthdays, are usually not as much as fun as funerals.

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Raptor Eye
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Fun? er.. also laughter, giggles and jollity are frowned upon at some events.

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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10

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Penny S
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Vents on volcanoes are places it is wise to avoid.
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Baptist Trainfan
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Voids are often found below floorboards.
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Welease Woderwick

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Board somehow seems to fit with lodging.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Lyda*Rose

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Ginger molasses cookies are incredibly tasty!

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Welease Woderwick

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A stye on the eye will pass by and by.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Baptist Trainfan
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Byfleet and New Haw is a station on the main line out of Waterloo.
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Sipech
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Er....loo humour is the kind of thing that needs to be flushed out of this forum.

[ 07. November 2014, 08:27: Message edited by: Sipech ]

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Welease Woderwick

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For umpteenth time stop the innuendo.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Firenze

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Endomorphs are round and cuddly.

[ 07. November 2014, 08:54: Message edited by: Firenze ]

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Baptist Trainfan
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"Dly" is sometimes used I timetables or text messages as an abbreviation of "daily".
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Welease Woderwick

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Dai, lying through his teeth, denied any involvement in Welsh Presbyterianism.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Sipech
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Ian is mad, utterly bonkers!

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Welease Woderwick

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Kersal in Salford used to be a stamping ground of mine.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Baptist Trainfan
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Inertia will get you nowhere.
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Sipech
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ET, you.....no..... where are you trying to get to this time?

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Piglet
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I'm expected on my home planet, and have been asked to phone home.

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alto n a soprano who can read music

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Penny S
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One home is enough for most, so second ones should be taxed.
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Raptor Eye
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Bet axed her partner and put the pieces in the freezer.

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Penny S
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The free zero gravity chair I saw on Freecycle must have something wrong with it.
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Welease Woderwick

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With it people are merely slavish followers of fashion.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Mamacita

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Sh! I only want to read, please be quiet!

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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

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Oscar the Grouch

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Quietism was declared by Pope Innocent XI to be heresy.

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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu

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Lyda*Rose

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Here systems are a bit lax and fuzzy.

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Penny S
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Zygotes can be subjects of argument as to their status, if human.
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Firenze

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If humanity makes it to the next millennium, I'll be surprised.
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Welease Woderwick

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I sedate people before cutting them up.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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