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Urfshyne
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A sad "Uck" was all he said as he expired.
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Sipech
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Pi redacted it's claim to be the inspiration behind a certain sweet when faced with a claim from a gamma bear.
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jrw
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"Argate?", I said. "Are you sure you don't mean Margate?", "No, Argate", he replied. "Where's that?", I asked. "At the back of ar house", he replied.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Here plied the jeweler at her craft.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Afternoon tea at 4 p.m. with crumpets and scones is an inevitable delight.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Piglet
Islander
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Lightning is a rather exciting sort of weather.
-------------------- I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander. alto n a soprano who can read music
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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There are several better ways, imho, of getting excited!
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sipech
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I, TED fan number one in the world, disagree with you because of something some famous person said without notes but with a snazzy PowerPoint.
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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Ointment needed urgently - I've burnt my hand!
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Handle with care.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Piglet
Islander
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With car expired due to faulty clutch, I had to travel by bus.
-------------------- I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander. alto n a soprano who can read music
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Business in the retail sector is brisk in the run up to Christmas.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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Christ mastered the art of upsetting hypocrites.
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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It especially excites me when a young lady offers me her seat on a bus.
-------------------- In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Welease Woderwick
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Busking for a living can be a precarious existence.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Is ten cents enough to buy even a gumball?
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Allopathic remedies seem to work quicker than Homeopathy and the like.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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The likeness I saw in the mirror was not a pretty sight.
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Sightless fish live in the dark depths of the ocean.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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Ceanothus require fertile, well-drained soil and full sun.
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Baptist Trainfan
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Sunshine is in very short supply today, here in Suffolk.
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Sipech
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Uf folk ftill fometimef like to write in an old fafhioned manner.
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pimple
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"Hi!" "O, Ned, man - nervous?" "What, of tandem bungee-jumping with a crocodile?"
-------------------- In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Baptist Trainfan
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Aintree Racecourse comes to life each year for the running of the Grand National.
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Raptor Eye
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'European' is not how many people think of themselves.
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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Elves are my least-favorite Christmas characters.
-------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Piglet
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Act? Erstwhile proponents of the art include Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness.
-------------------- I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander. alto n a soprano who can read music
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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In Nessie's view, lake monster tourists are primed to be punked.
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Keds is another word for men's underpants.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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"Foremen 'sunder, pants! they've seen us playing cards" said the warehouseman.
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Houseman is, I think, the old title of a doctor in the UK who is on the path to becoming a Consultant but has not yet reached the level of being a Registrar.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Urfshyne
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"Gist - rarely used nowadays instead of essence.
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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Essen cement is not half as good as the stuff they make in Portland.
-------------------- In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Raptor Eye
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Port landed in the cove from a fishing vessel was distributed around the village - and it tasted as cheap as it cost.
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Sit, 'cos to get a seat that's closer to the stage this late is gonna be well nigh impossible.
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Raptor Eye
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I blew the leaves into my neighbour's garden using the leaf blower.
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Lower back pain can be very debilitating.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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I lit, at Ingworth Church, the largest candle I have ever seen.
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Verse encourages thinking outside the box.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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'Thin King outside the boxing ring' read the headline following the spectacular knockout in the match between Elvis impersonators. [ 08. December 2014, 12:17: Message edited by: Raptor Eye ]
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Sipech
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"I'm person at Orson Wells museum" said the very lost and confused Belgian lady at Madame Tussauds.
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Raptor Eye
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Ada met us 'Sauds' up town an' we 'ad a right ol' fashioned cockney knees-up.
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Baptist Trainfan
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(Didn't know that "Sauds" did Cockney - must have been Arabic rhyming slang! Very clever ).
Supper is an ambiguous meal; earlier or later, larger or smaller, depending on your perceived position within the social spectrum.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Pec trumps gluteus maximus, I should think, when contemplating the appeal of muscles.
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Lester Pigott was a fine jockey.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Jock, eyeball this painting and tell me if it is hanging crooked.
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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"Crook Edits Tabloid" - no news there then!
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Baptist Trainfan
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"'Ere then", said the Cockney taxi-driver, alerting me to the fact that I had not given him enough money for my fare.
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