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Welease Woderwick

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Engendering envy in people is not difficult, people are so gullible.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Oscar the Grouch

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I bless those who curse me, and curse those who bless me.

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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu

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Less medium sized plush toys came into the stores last Christmas.

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Is TM, as an abbreviation, well known?

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Know not, I, the response to your query.

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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

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Welease Woderwick

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Rye whisky was, according to my father, best drunk with ginger ale.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Oscar the Grouch

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A less sophisticated person would drink it neat.

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Welease Woderwick

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At least then it would be free of ice.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Raptor Eye
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Iced gems are small hard biscuits with a tooth-breaking swirl of icing on top, not to everyone's taste.

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As terrible as they may be, I'm quite fond of a bit of Aqua.

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A quantity of which can be purchased inside a plastic bottle.

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Bottles hanging on the wall were green, there were usually ten, and they were liable to fall.

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Welease Woderwick

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All around my hat I will wear the green willow.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Will owls evolve into gigantic overlords, ruling the world with their hoots?

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Tsunamis would surely wash them away.

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The man who made time, made plenty.

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Oscar the Grouch

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A way to prevent that would be for them to build their nests in very high trees.

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Welease Woderwick

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Tree sap is essential in the production of Maple Syrup.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Uptown is not a place where you are likely to find maple trees, though there may be an owl or two.

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Welease Woderwick

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Wolves seldom chase owls.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Owl sap does not sound as tempting as maple tree sap.

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Welease Woderwick

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Sapporo Snow Festival sounds a but too chilly for me.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Illy, formerly known as Raymond Illingworth, was named player of the year in 160 by Wisden.

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Den of iniquity, and that's just The House of Commons!

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On spec, I'd say that Wisden was not operating in 160, though I could be mistaken.

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Ken Livingston believes the Labour Party should move to the left.

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Tot, he left teddy grahams all over the nursery.

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Welease Woderwick

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Nurse Ryan will give you your medication.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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I, cat, I only want to know you if you are ready to be my slave.

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Welease Woderwick

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Venereal Diseases are now more usually called Sexually Transmitted Diseases or STDs.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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STD sometimes means standard, and LSD used to mean currency.

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Welease Woderwick

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Encyclopaedias, in the old days, were generally heavy great things.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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"Eat Thing", said Morticia, as she tried to teach Puglsey not to ask for more dinner.

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"Inn error you've come to the wrong hotel" punned the receptionist unhelpfully.

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I stun helpful lyricists with my remarkable ability to mangle their offering.
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Welease Woderwick

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"Ring me anytime" said Wagner.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Curiosity killed ...

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"NY Times Aid WAG", Nerissa remarked, reading a report lauding the clothing range "designed" by a football player's partner.

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Welease Woderwick

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Art nervously asked Simon for a dance.

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"Certainly," He replied.

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Here plied many traders - their vending creating a noisy racket.

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Ketchup, chilli, mint and horseradish were sold by the Sauce Man.

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Man, oh man, you should see the burgers!

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Ersatz burgers are not that good.

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The man who made time, made plenty.

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Curiosity killed ...

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"OTT hat, Goodfellow!" spluttered his friend, wondering quite how he was supposed to accompany him down the street without meeting ridicule.

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Culebra is a lovely island on which large hats might be appropriate, to protect the head from the sun.

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He's understanding most of the time, though occasionally inconveniently ratty.

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Typhoons can have that effect on people.

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Plectrum banjo playing may soothe the nerves, or jar them.

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Embassy officials tried to play down the incident.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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I dent my car every time I even look at a retaining wall.

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All's fair in love and war.

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