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Jammy Dodger
Half jam, half biscuit
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"E-wall? No I don't like that one - Wall-E has a much better ring to it for an animated film", said the Disney marketing exec.
-------------------- Look at my eye twitching - Donkey from Shrek
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Baptist Trainfan
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Executions are not much fun for the victims.
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jacobsen
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Tim's singing practice is being overtaken by the time he spends in the boozer.
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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Ooze rates vary, depending upon the viscosity of the liquid.
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Banner Lady
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Quids were bet on whether Tim would be sober for the dress rehearsal.
-------------------- Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Golden Key
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Salt and pepper make for tasty chicken--oh, and lemon juice.
-------------------- Blessed Gator, pray for us! --"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon") --"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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jrw
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"Lemon juice! That is not what I said!" raged the singer, whose face was blood red. Her name was once Tim but she still liked the Pimms and I think I am on the wrong thread.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Reading the instructions is often a good idea.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Banner Lady
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'Did each of you do your warm ups?' asked the conductor.
-------------------- Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Tory belief in the trickle-down effect seems ill-founded.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Found, educational texts - may be collected from Lost Property. [ 01. October 2015, 06:24: Message edited by: jacobsen ]
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Proper tying of knots is best learnt in Sea Cadets.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Cadet strike cancelled.
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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Jammy Dodger
Half jam, half biscuit
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Can cell edits be made in this spreadsheet?
-------------------- Look at my eye twitching - Donkey from Shrek
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Lyda*Rose
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"Read!" she eternally and severely ordered her students in study hall when they would rather be texting their friends.
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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jacobsen
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End stages of anything can be fraught.
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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Banner Lady
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'Ugh, Tina, I feel queasy,' said Tim, to the soprano. [ 01. October 2015, 21:32: Message edited by: Banner Lady ]
-------------------- Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Lyda*Rose
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Sop ran off the plate in a gooey mess.
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Golden Key
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Messieurs*, please leave all your weapons at the door!
*Plural of "monsieur", French for "mister".
-------------------- Blessed Gator, pray for us! --"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon") --"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Jammy Dodger
Half jam, half biscuit
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Do or diet.
-------------------- Look at my eye twitching - Donkey from Shrek
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Banner Lady
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'I et something that disagreed with me,' Tim groaned, just as the curtain went up.
-------------------- Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Lyda*Rose
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"Tup her now, you wooly scamp!"
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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jacobsen
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Camping it up, Tim swaggered on stage, adopted a heroic pose, and passed out.
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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Ed, outraged that the show did not go on, huffed and puffed and walked out.
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Banner Lady
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Ed, outside, missed the entertaining sight of Tim rolling over and vomiting into the orchestra pit.
-------------------- Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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jacobsen
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"Trap it!" cried the tuba player as the vomit threatened to land in the bell of his instrument.
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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Enter stage left glided on our heroine, to distract the audience.
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jacobsen
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Celebrated for her savoir faire, she diverted their attention by her manifest charms.
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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Baptist Trainfan
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Armstrong-Siddeley was a British car manufacturer, now virtually forgotten.
(P.S. My dad had several during the 50s and 60s!)
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Banner Lady
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Tentatively, Tim rose to his feet, groaned, then turned and urinated into the heroine's flower basket.
-------------------- Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Jammy Dodger
Half jam, half biscuit
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Ask Ethan to come over here please.
-------------------- Look at my eye twitching - Donkey from Shrek
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jacobsen
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As Ethan wisely ignored this request, the soprano finally lost her cool and tipped her flower basket over Tim's head.
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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Head-first into the organ pit fell Tim, with a soft landing onto the ample lap of the tuba player.
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jacobsen
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"Or it could have been worse," muttered the tuba player, crawling out from under layers of soprano, flowers and vomit with a rose cocked crazily over one ear.
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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Banner Lady
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'One 'ears about these t'ings but they belong in vaudeville!' sputtered the irish tenor.
-------------------- Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Jammy Dodger
Half jam, half biscuit
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Ten ordinands decided enough was enough and made a swift exit stage left.
-------------------- Look at my eye twitching - Donkey from Shrek
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jacobsen
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Eftsoons, The tuba player and the soprano were discovered locked in a clinch.
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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Baptist Trainfan
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Inch by inch, however, the Archdeacon was drawing closer.
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Banner Lady
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'Losers!' called the angry audience. [ 06. October 2015, 09:50: Message edited by: Banner Lady ]
-------------------- Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Raptor Eye
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Ceps were blamed for the original upset.
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jacobsen
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"Gin Al upsetted" cried the foreigner as his mate knocked his drink off its perch.
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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Banner Lady
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'Chums,' called Tim as he staggered about the stage with the dripping flower basket in his hands, 'the drinks are on the house!'
-------------------- Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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jacobsen
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"Use a bit of sense" retorted the soprano, as she rearranged her corsage.
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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Ages it took for the auditorium to clear, as people came forward to stare before muttering and queueing for the exits, ready to demand a refund.
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Jammy Dodger
Half jam, half biscuit
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"Are funding cutbacks the source of this catastrophe", wondered the stage manager.
-------------------- Look at my eye twitching - Donkey from Shrek
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Banner Lady
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'Er, no,' said the conductor, 'and I don't think the insurance covers anything like this - you may have to sue.'
-------------------- Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Jammy Dodger
Half jam, half biscuit
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Veto Sue, it's the only way, she's getting out of hand!
-------------------- Look at my eye twitching - Donkey from Shrek
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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Andrew, brother of Peter, as tradition says, was crucified on a cross shaped like an X.
-------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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