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Jammy Dodger

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"E-wall? No I don't like that one - Wall-E has a much better ring to it for an animated film", said the Disney marketing exec.

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Executions are not much fun for the victims.
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Tim's singing practice is being overtaken by the time he spends in the boozer.

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Ooze rates vary, depending upon the viscosity of the liquid.

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Quids were bet on whether Tim would be sober for the dress rehearsal.

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Salt and pepper make for tasty chicken--oh, and lemon juice.

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"Lemon juice! That is not what I said!"
raged the singer, whose face was blood red.
Her name was once Tim
but she still liked the Pimms
and I think I am on the wrong thread.

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Reading the instructions is often a good idea.

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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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'Did each of you do your warm ups?' asked the conductor.

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Welease Woderwick

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Tory belief in the trickle-down effect seems ill-founded.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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jacobsen

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Found, educational texts - may be collected from Lost Property.

[ 01. October 2015, 06:24: Message edited by: jacobsen ]

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The man who made time, made plenty.

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Welease Woderwick

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Proper tying of knots is best learnt in Sea Cadets.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Cadet strike cancelled.

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Jammy Dodger

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Can cell edits be made in this spreadsheet?

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"Read!" she eternally and severely ordered her students in study hall when they would rather be texting their friends.

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End stages of anything can be fraught.

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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'Ugh, Tina, I feel queasy,' said Tim, to the soprano.

[ 01. October 2015, 21:32: Message edited by: Banner Lady ]

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Sop ran off the plate in a gooey mess.

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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

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Messieurs*, please leave all your weapons at the door!

*Plural of "monsieur", French for "mister".

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--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")

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Do or die.
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Do or diet.

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'I et something that disagreed with me,' Tim groaned, just as the curtain went up.

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"Tup her now, you wooly scamp!"

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Camping it up, Tim swaggered on stage, adopted a heroic pose, and passed out.

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Ed, outraged that the show did not go on, huffed and puffed and walked out.

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Ed, outside, missed the entertaining sight of Tim rolling over and vomiting into the orchestra pit.

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"Trap it!" cried the tuba player as the vomit threatened to land in the bell of his instrument.

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Enter stage left glided on our heroine, to distract the audience.

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Celebrated for her savoir faire, she diverted their attention by her manifest charms.

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Armstrong-Siddeley was a British car manufacturer, now virtually forgotten.

(P.S. My dad had several during the 50s and 60s!)

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Tentatively, Tim rose to his feet, groaned, then turned and urinated into the heroine's flower basket.

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Jammy Dodger

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Ask Ethan to come over here please.

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As Ethan wisely ignored this request, the soprano finally lost her cool and tipped her flower basket over Tim's head.

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Head-first into the organ pit fell Tim, with a soft landing onto the ample lap of the tuba player.

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"Aye", replied Jock, "I'm all for it".
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"Or it could have been worse," muttered the tuba player, crawling out from under layers of soprano, flowers and vomit with a rose cocked crazily over one ear.

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'One 'ears about these t'ings but they belong in vaudeville!' sputtered the irish tenor.

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Jammy Dodger

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Ten ordinands decided enough was enough and made a swift exit stage left.

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Eftsoons, The tuba player and the soprano were discovered locked in a clinch.

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The man who made time, made plenty.

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Inch by inch, however, the Archdeacon was drawing closer.
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'Losers!' called the angry audience.

[ 06. October 2015, 09:50: Message edited by: Banner Lady ]

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Ceps were blamed for the original upset.

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"Gin Al upsetted" cried the foreigner as his mate knocked his drink off its perch.

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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'Chums,' called Tim as he staggered about the stage with the dripping flower basket in his hands, 'the drinks are on the house!'

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"Use a bit of sense" retorted the soprano, as she rearranged her corsage.

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Ages it took for the auditorium to clear, as people came forward to stare before muttering and queueing for the exits, ready to demand a refund.

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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10

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"Are funding cutbacks the source of this catastrophe", wondered the stage manager.

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'Er, no,' said the conductor, 'and I don't think the insurance covers anything like this - you may have to sue.'

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Veto Sue, it's the only way, she's getting out of hand!

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Andrew, brother of Peter, as tradition says, was crucified on a cross shaped like an X.

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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

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