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Doone
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Aid, as well as preaching, can be very desirable.
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Sir, a blessing on you and your house then.
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Set hens on the nest so they can produce lots of eggs for us.

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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

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Rusty nails can be hazards in a wood pile.

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Pi, let us remember, has now been calculated to an enormous number of places - currently I believe 1.33x10^14 digits.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Lyda*Rose

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"Dig its groovy 60s vibe!" enthused Gretchen over the VW microbus.

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Robust debate is the purpose of Purgatory, Hell is for personal conflicts.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Conflict, sadly, often results in violence.

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Encephalitis is a dangerous condition with potentially life-changing results.

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Result seems ideal at Manchester United 0 - Manchester City 17; perfect!

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Ectoplasm seems to only appear in Ghostbuster films these days.

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Dayspring is a beautiful expression.

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Expressionism in art can be considered beautiful or overrated.
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Rover rated his human as barely semi-intelligent.

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Gentlemen, I understand, prefer blondes; thank goodness I'm a brunette!
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Net testing, like those silly quizzes on Facebook™, is almost invariably inaccurate.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Curate, Ms. Adams, assisted the vicar, Mr. Nobel.

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No bells are rung between Maundy Thursday and Easter.

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A sterile environment is required for surgery.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Rye bread was something I learned to like while living in Germany.

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Many people have said the same!

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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He's a "Me! Me! Me! I want it." type.
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Typecasting is often a problem for film actors.
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Act or step away from the stage.

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Hest, ages ago, meant a call or command.

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Commanded to stand still, he fell head over heels as he did his best to capitulate.

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Late arrivals at the opera are often not admitted until the end of the Act.

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The Acts of the Apostles, with suitable pyrotechnics, could make a superb opera.
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Operations can often lead to complications.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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I, on shaking the bottle of dressing, ruined the tablecloth as the lid was loose.

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Loose Lions are 973rd in the ranking of English football clubs.


(And that's true!)

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Club strips can be all sorts of colours

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Ours is the kind of house that snooty people avoid like the plague.
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Plagues come in several varieties.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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'Tie Simon up before he escapes', shouted Harold, who was determined to have a full team of skittles players for the match against the Hell's Angels team.

[ 26. March 2016, 15:19: Message edited by: Doone ]

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Gel, steam, you name it and I tried it - but nothing would stop that curl from springing back up.

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Back-up your hard drive on a regular basis.

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Sisterly love is very hard to achieve when she's a very annoying little sproglet.
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Ogle that magazine in private if you don't want people to know what your foibles are.

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Areas of competence include reading and writing and sums.

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Ums and ahs are very annoying when used unsparingly by television interviewers.
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"Werst, werser and bad," wrote the orthographically challenged student.

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Dentistry equipment has become far more patient friendly over my lifetime.

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Tim estimated that he had just 10 seconds to overcome his shyness and kiss Katy before the apocalypse.
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Pseudo-intellectuals often erroneously pretend they have read Joyce's Ulysses.

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Sessions of yoga can help physical flexibility and mental acuity.
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Tyres seem to be much stronger nowadays than previously.

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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IOU's, lying in the bottom of the drawer, dated back twenty years.

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Ears are for hearing, eyes are for seeing and mouths are for keeping shut!

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Shutters sometimes shatter silence with sound, when storms smash them into stone structures.

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