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Amos
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Originally posted by Zappa: 'There will always be dipsticks who manipulate God into the shape of their own ego. My denomination may be shrivelling up and dying but we sure as fuckery won't go down telling women that they have to lie on their back on demand in the service of Jaysus.'
(from the Mars Hill thread) [ 07. July 2012, 11:57: Message edited by: Amos ]
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Campbellite
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On the Chocolate thread in All Saints: quote: Originally posted by Lyda*Rose: quote: Originally posted by Janine: Poor kingsfold. I read that as, you couldn't get chocolate 'cause you were "inedible".
We all miss Kenwritez. He could cook anything properly.
Yes. Yes we do.
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Kelly Alves
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He has passed on the "Let's Offend" torch, apparenty.
There are works of art, and then there are masterpieces. I am overwhelmed with hero-worship over this one:
quote: Originally posted by lilBuddha: I am offended! I would tell you why I am offended, your blatant J_____ H______, but then I would be guilty of J_____ H______. Though the real hosts... (No, that does not work. Calling them "real" lends them a gravitas not fitting here. The picture of AA laying unconscious on the floor, red nose askew. Size humongous blue and yellow shoes pointing at the ceiling, where he fell in an intoxicated stupor after his nightly binge of candy floss and circus peanuts, takes away any dignity he might have otherwise had. I have heard the other two are even worse.) Though the actual hosts of the circus might be offended by such and the last thing I wish is to offend anyone on this thread.
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Kelly Alves
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.. and this would work as a Host Post in hell:
quote: Originally posted by Sylvander: I really wish you'd misbehave with more orderliness. Is that expecting too much?
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Organ Builder
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quote: Originally posted by Tortuf: quote: Originally posted by Imaginary Friend: . . . humans evolved in very specific ways to be able to hunt in a manner that no other creature could.
This is true. Very few other creatures hunt in cocktail lounges.
Bravo, Tortuf!!
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Yorick
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IngoB: quote:
So what? That doesn't make the Hodgkin-Huxley model of action potential generation look anything like the Lagrangian density of quantum chromodynamics.
This, from the Purg thread on the God Particle. There ought to be a Nobel Prize for this scientificotheology shit. You'd get my vote, IngoB. [ 12. July 2012, 13:06: Message edited by: Yorick ]
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churchgeek
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In Hell, Zappa started a thread about his sister-in-law's choir not being allowed to sing at St. Andrews, Sydney, unless their entire program was in English. For context, here's how Zappa started his OP:
"Okay: it's the Diocese of Sydney again. Indeed it's a Jensen again..."
Albertus then made this Quotes File worthy post:
quote: Would 'Fuck off Jensen- and fuck off the other Jensen- in fact fuck off both of you' be plain enough English? I'm sure soemone could compose a setting.
We do have composers on the Ship, no?
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Albertus
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Well, thanks! My second ever entry in the quotes file, both as it happens nominated from the San Francisco Bay area.
Here's a rather beauatiful one from pyx_e over on the 'CofE is wonderful' thread
quote: In this land it is pretty much hated and envied by all other denominations, not high enough, low enough, sound enough, forever bickering like some dystopian Waltons. Its clergy are weird, its laity not much better. And yet there it is huge, everywhere and able to call the common people better that they ever can, just by being there.
Some benevolent behemoth that stumbles on while outrageous stones are slung too often by our brothers and sisters. Yet at every Selection Panel I can guarantee half a dozen who have left other denominations as they mature spiritually begging to join the good old despised C of E. Why? I ask them, structure, maturity of leadership and being more than one strand while holding all (well most) strands together, which just reflects God more in its mess than pretty much everything else.
Full of beauty and too often vileness, doing so much left handed good that the right hand never sees. Truly wonderful, shame on you who call that which is good evil. It is Saving the ordinary in ordinary ways. Like it saved me.
[ 16. July 2012, 09:13: Message edited by: Albertus ]
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Welease Woderwick
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I very rarely comment on a quote but that one gets a gold star for pyx_e.
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QLib
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Yes - excellent, and heartening.
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Niminypiminy
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That's just fab, isn't it. I came down to post that very post of Pyx_e's myself, more than half-expecting to see it here already -- and hey presto!
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Albertus
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ken in fine flow in Ecclesiantics, explaining why the CofE is better at big events than TEC (and going into Norwegian football commentary mode at the end):
quote: Because we is British.
That is what we do.
We are the world champions of impressive and apparently milldy obsolete ceremonial and pageantry (even if most of it was invented between about 1840 and 1910)
We also have Bonfire, coronations, cricket (makes more sense considered as a ritual invocation of nature spirits than as a sport), genuine marching pipers in kilts (as opposed to fake ones who can only play "Amazing Grace"), investitures, military tatoos, more elaborate university graduations than you do (and the speeches are less likely to turn into tedious pap talks), morris dancing, traditional naval reviews (even without Turbinia), proper football fans with proper traditional chants and occasional genuine blood, real horse racing (American racing has those silly tantantaras, yeuchhhh, and the boring flat circular dirt tracks, and a general lack of royalty, real ale, drunken farmers, and corporate hospitality tents full of skimpily dressed PR women), Remembrance Day, shinier massed bands, state funerals, Orange Marches the size of a planet, the best ever flypasts (a Vulcan, a Lancaster, and two Spitfires flying in formation and Concorde flew overhead - beat that!), the Changing of the Guard, the Lord Mayor's Show, the State opening of Parliament, Trooping the Colour, Maggie Thatcher, Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana, and much much more!
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Kelly Alves
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HA! I beat you all!
quote: Originally posted by Zappa: Humanity sucks. And also with you.
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Kelly Alves
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Sylvander pwns us all:
quote: Originally posted by Sylvander: I am pleased that I apparently am able to foster such unanimty and hearty agrrement between my fellow crew members! In fact this maketh me so cheery and lighthearted, I think I'll have to let it out in a song. Zinzendorf's "Herz und Herz" vereint zusammen" sounds like just the right choice.
Feel ye all free to join in. I suspect, however, that some of you who wouldn't recognize artistic genius when it crawls up their backs and gives them a haircut, can't tell the difference between "join in" and "run away".
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Patdys
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quote: Originally posted by Kelly Alves: As far as I know, I am an oddity.
You save some quotes because they make you laugh or cry or think. Others for the truth within. This one simply to refer back to when desired.
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Kelly Alves
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-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
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The fucked-up, Shippie version of "If you gave a mouse a cookie":
quote: Originally posted by lilBuddha: Scandalous thought, BS? You cannot handle a scandalous thought.
CK, are you advocating alcohol for little ones? Do the words Circus Host not terrify you as a parent? Just a wee bit of drink, you say. Harmless you think. That is how it starts. Next the rattle is discarded for a squeeze-bulb horn and they can only be put to sleep by the sound of a calliope. Later you find clown magazines tucked under the mattress and they leave the flat dressed normal but with baggy dotted trousers, big shoes and greasepaint stuck in their rucksacks. Oh then they'll want a Messershmidt and tell you it is to save petrol and that it is cute. But as soon as they get 'round the corner, they will stuff in 10 of their friends then drive in circles whilst scrambling in and out. Then they end up hosting silly games and naming themselves after refridgerators. Is this what you wish for your children?
I really just need to start following her around. On the Ship, I mean.
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mousethief
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Thanks guys.
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Kelly Alves
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quote: Originally posted by churchgeek: We should remember that our Jewish brothers and sisters are doing quite well with their Scriptures ("OT") and without ours (NT). If the Hebrew Scriptures are so horrible that we'd want to chuck them, what is that saying about the Jewish religion today?
I think it's much healthier to adopt some of the Jewish tradition's way of wrestling with the Scriptures (e.g., midrash, and the rabbinic tradition of balancing multiple points of view). Like Jacob with the angel, we should engage with them until they bless us, even if we leave the scene limping.
Beautiful. [ 01. August 2012, 21:52: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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Kelly Alves
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passer confronts his addiction to standard writing formats:
quote: Originally posted by passer: I'm sorry, Pete. I tried to let it pass, but it was the voices, incessantly whispering in my ear, barely audible, but nagging... nagging, sounding like my old English master hissing "passer - this is a Grammar School, not a street corner. Come to my desk". They didn't do prisoners, those Christian Brothers.
That it should come to this, a time when 1337 and txtspk have evolved, and the nearest most students could get to defining conjugation would be a guess about marital rights, which they'd probably write as rites.
I envy you your refuge behind the barricades (cue Spandau Ballet). Perhaps I'll join you, and we can take the air, in a tobacco trance..
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Organ Builder
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quote: Originally posted by Eliab: (*Public service bit: as people often find it hard to discern whether they are joyless shits, here's a test:
If you have noticed that quite a lot of people are rather enjoying the Olympics, and that actually makes you happy regardless of whether you want to watch the sports yourself, then you aren't.
If it does not make you noticeably more happy that thousands of people are having a good time, then I'm afraid you are a joyless shit, whether you recognise it or not.
That still applies even if you are pretending to yourself that you would be happy for the rest of us if it were not for the expense, or sponsorship, or inconvenience, or whatever. Those excuses are just another symptom of being a joyless shit - you can tell that they are excuses by recognising that the personal inconvenience to you of the Games is in fact so utterly trivial that you would endure it ten times over if it pleased someone that you actually cared about (assuming you do care about anyone else, that is) and therefore it would not stop you from being happy about other people's pleasure if you were not a joyless shit. There's no cure, and it's mildly contagious, so do the rest of us a favour and put yourself in quarantine.)
I don't know why, but many of the best quotes come from the Hell board.
For the record, I am not a joyless shit. Eliab's test proves it. There should be a "Seal of Approval" available...
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balaam
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Zappa, about the new Bishop of Wellington:
quote: Though he's done the social activism thing well, he's only been ordained ten minutes, and comes from as far as I can see a screaming rahrahyippydippydoo parish that wouldn't know liturgy etc if it was slapped up the jaxy with a wet kumara.
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Yorick
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quote: Doc Tor: quote: Dear Religion, While you were debating what chicken sandwiches were okay to eat, I just landed on Mars. Sincerely, Your Pal Science
Hahahaha.
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Evensong
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quote: Originally posted by Dafyd: I think it used to be widely accepted among good evangelical Protestant folk that theological liberalism was half way to atheism and atheism was more than half way to Popery.
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Lyda*Rose
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Organ Builder: quote: You don't "win" a debate on the Ship by making everyone so tired of you that they let you have the last word because they stopped reading your posts two pages ago.
Y'all know who you are.
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Triple Tiara
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quote: Originally posted by mdijon: The major issue here isn't post modernism, atheism, or any other ism except arseholerism.
This should be blazoned across the top of the boards.
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mdijon
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I might have given out a hostage to fortune. I'm sure it will come back to bite me.
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Organ Builder
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Lyda*Rose, you have brightened my day! There's something so satisfying about finding yourself quoted on this thread.
I'm not sure I can agree that those people know who they are, though...
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Lyda*Rose
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quote: Originally posted by Organ Builder: Lyda*Rose, you have brightened my day! There's something so satisfying about finding yourself quoted on this thread.
I'm not sure I can agree that those people know who they are, though...
Hope springs eternal.
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Lyda*Rose
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And MadGeo is back- yay! quote: If you put 10 geologists in a room, you'll get 12 different opinions on almost anything.
When people say there's a conspiracy of scientists to agree on Global Climate Change, that is a real knee slapper to us. Herding cats, doesn't begin to describe it...
Love it
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Athrawes
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This, from Firenze in Heaven, is delightful.
No, not the Marmite wars! Then it'll be the correct names for various bakery goods, who was the definitive Doctor, when to use an apostrophe.... After that, it's skies dark with the smoke of burning cities and the ground strewn with corpses.
-------------------- Explaining why is going to need a moment, since along the way we must take in the Ancient Greeks, the study of birds, witchcraft, 19thC Vaudeville and the history of baseball. Michael Quinion.
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Ann
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Especially when followed by lilBuddha:
If you do not wish us to continue, do not make the end sound so appealing.
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mousethief
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From over on the Purg thread "The Laws of Mathematics are a creation of God":
quote: Originally posted by Dal Segno: A religion that says that God is three and one at the same time should have no difficulty with there being an infinite number of different infinities.
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Yorick
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quote: Originally posted by the constantly brilliant Firenze, on the subject of reading three books at the same time: It's a game. You read alternate sentences from each, the better to be struck by incongruous juxtapositions. You should try it with Lucky Jim, The Man Who Was Thursday and Calvin's Institutes. It's hilarious.
You're hilarious, Firenze.
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A.Pilgrim
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OK, after a bit of thought I'm going to post this, from the Where does a person go when they die? thread in Keryg: quote: Originally posted by Helen-Eva: This is all really interesting and intensely confusing stuff and I am now bewildered in a much more informed way than I was before - which is great.
Helen-Eva, on some theological debates, I know exactly what you mean...
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Yorick
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Yeah, I know I'm supposed to be put down by this, but it really made me laugh, and it's very clever: quote: Originally posted by Pyx_e: quote: Originally posted by Yorick: Well, I care how I present myself and my arguments in writing, and I use Word to draft posts, and I use Preview Post to check my code, and I still make mistakes that I should like to correct. If that tells you I don't care, it tells me you don't care.
Never in the field of internet chatter has so much been written by one person and read by so few.
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Lyda*Rose
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Lovely riff between Mockingale and Boogie: quote: Originally posted by Boogie: quote: Originally posted by Mockingale: The agenda crap is ludicrous, but fundamentalists are ludicrous people and I could imagine them believing that there is a secret cabal of people that really want teenagers to have lots of sex.
There is - they are called teenagers.
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mousethief
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Speaking of Gideon Bibles on the "Floppy Bibles" thread, Chorister said:
quote: Meanwhile, Hotel ones are - according to a recent news magazine report - going to be replaced by copies of 'Fifty Shades of Grey', so nothing need ever be floppy again.
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Kelly Alves
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From a Hell thread on fasting:
quote: Originally posted by RuthW: quote: Originally posted by Pyx_e: Popcorn anyone?
Thanks, no, I've given it up for the duration of this thread.
[ 19. August 2012, 03:29: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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Marvin the Martian
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Martin PC Not sums up Purgatory at its best:
quote: What a great thread, especially the bits I don't like.
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Lamb Chopped
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quote: Oferyas tells it like it is: There have always been funerals where the body is absent: lost at sea, burnt in an air crash, eaten by sharks at a Synod meeting....
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Kelly Alves
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quote: Originally posted by cheesymarzipan: I'd abstain from meat, if pigs were a vegetable.
[ 21. August 2012, 03:40: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
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Quotes File is a good start for this one; I think it ultimately needs to wind up on a commemorative gold plaque:
quote: Originally posted by lilBuddha: End in madness? Have you not been paying attention? This thread was conceived in madness, has steeped in madness; glories, revels and wallows in madness. Every participant is certifiably insane!* Ariston wanders around in his clown pyjamas, thinking himself a dishwasher; Kelly types half her posts with her nose as she is restrained in a straight jacket; Syllie acts a combination of Cyrano de Bergerac and Don Quioxte. We have a nutter who thinks herself a wailing spirit or gaseous emission, another who thinks she is a penguin! She jumps in the neighbors' pool, splashing about, naked save for black and white paint, then wanders town begging for fish! Really quite embarrassing. The saddest is the geez, um, pensioner who thinks himself an ex-pat in India. Spends his days sitting atop his toy elephant, reliving the days of the Raj. Though, to be fair, he might have been there, given his age... Anyhow, this place is a veritable asylum, and you say might end in madness.
*Excepting, of course, myself.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
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Am moment of surpassing great joy in Eccesiantics:
quote: Originally posted by Barefoot Friar: I love, love, love my alb from Gaspard.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
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In honor of a certain hyper-inflated media shitstorm involving billiards, Tortuf puts his thang down, by way of the Song of Songs:
quote: Originally posted by Tortuf: Let him kiss me with the kisses of his cue— for his love is more delightful than wine. Pleasing is the fragrance of his perfume; his name is like a rack broken apart. No wonder the young women love him!
Take me away with you—let us Harry! Let the king bring me into his chambers.
Chorus: We rejoice and delight in him; we will praise his love more than wine.
How right they are to adore you!
Shy am I, yet lovely, a daughter of Albion, taught like the bieze on the table.
Do not stare at him because, he is darkened by the florescent glow.
His mother’s guards were angry with him.
You can take him home in your minds; our own vineyards we may neglect.
Tell us, you whom we love, where you graze your cock and where you rest your ship at midday.
[ 24. August 2012, 03:53: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Girl, you gotta stop being so funny in my prescence.
quote: Originally posted by lilBuddha: At first, I was offended by you lot. However after some reflection, something we do well, I determined I was a hypocrite for feeling so. And now, I must give you thanks. For today, I free my pet Christians. It is bittersweet, as I was given some of them as a young child. It was a learning experience at first, I must admit. Keeping the different breeds in different pens, cannot mix the fundamentalist with the RCCs, the fundamentals will turn rabid. Different feeds for each, unleavened wafers and wine for the RCCs, the High church CofEs demanding battenberg... I will have to confess I lost a few at first. That was embarrassing. Turns out they do not flush like goldfish. Father was quite peeved at needing to call the plumber. I did have such fun playing with them, though. Learned bunches about debate. Also about pointless diatribe. Well it is over now, I realize keeping such pets is not the best thing. Though they do not seem capable of functioning on their own, I do worry they might injure themselves or each other. I shall release them seperately, in different areas. Do any of you know of wildlife rehabilitation facilities which might be able to help them prepare for independence?
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves after Pyx_E dared dis Louis Armstrong.
quote: And I know you're just being a shithead, Pyx, but you better back off my man Louie. You are not fit to sponge the dribble out of his spit valve.
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