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Lamb Chopped
Ship's kebab
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quote:
Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
If the snake had offered Eve a brussels sprout, just think of all the trouble it would have saved mankind. Eve would have told the snake where to shove it.



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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!

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Piglet
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Quetzalcoatl and Callan on the subject of a lady Dr. Who:
quote:
Originally posted by Callan:
quote:
Originally posted by quetzalcoatl:
What bliss! The last great barrier for women, after women doctors, astronauts, prime ministers. Jodie will be terrific.

It will be Bond next, then the U.S. President, the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Pope and then, finally, the Leader of the Labour Party.
[Killing me]

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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music

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Eutychus
From the edge
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Gottschalk sums up what I believe should be the ethos of the Ship:
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we should perhaps never give up the task of trying to dialogue, discuss and learn, in spite of our convictions and beliefs, and that we all need a healthy dose of distance from ourselves, our beliefs, and everything else, all peppered with humour
That should be nailed to the masthead, at least of Purgatory.

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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Quetzalcoatl (are you looking for frequent friggin' flying points down here? [Biased] ... I note Lamb Chopped [Overused] ed it but clearly has enough frequent flights by courtesy of appearances on this thread)

quote:
I thought that everybody is ignored on the internet. In fact, forums are not really for communication, are they? Well, fortunately, I love reading my own posts. What could be more satisfying? Such wise words.


Though come on ... it should be "fora" [Roll Eyes]

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shameless self promotion - because I think it's worth it
and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote:
The Internet said:
"The current entry from the Oxford Dictionary says: The plural of forum is usually spelled forums; the plural fora (as in the original Latin) is chiefly used when talking about a public square in an ancient Roman city."



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“Religion doesn't fuck up people, people fuck up religion.”—lilBuddha

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Leorning Cniht
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You can pry my latinate plurals out of my cold dead phalanges.
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Piglet
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Leorning Cniht, if that wasn't in the Quotes File already, I think it would have to be put here.

[Killing me] [Overused] [Killing me]

edited for spelling of your name

[ 27. July 2017, 21:51: Message edited by: Piglet ]

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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music

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basso

Ship’s Crypt Keeper
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Brenda Clough in heaven:

quote:
...the number of cat photos on line is essentially as infinite as the mind of God.

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ArachnidinElmet
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lilbuddha on the Famous Last Posts thread referring to newly created mash-up topic 2017 Celebrity Death Piglet:
quote:
Death Piglet Theatre presents: On Tiny Cloven Hooves

"Oh, what a cuuute little piggy!"
Squeal!
"What?! Nooo!"
Squeal! snort, snuffle, Squeal!
"But I'm too young to d..."
snort


Needed a laugh, made me own. Not even sorry.

Know that I'll be creating a Death Piglet Theatre version of any crime dramas I watch from now on (Law & Order: Porktown? Prime Rib Suspect?). [Two face] [Overused]

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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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When Kerygmaniacs throw down:

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Originally posted by LutheranChik:
Well, for one thing, Candler School of Theology at Emory isn't exactly Brother Billy Bob's Bible College and School of Hair Design...you can look up his CV if you want. His ideas are also echoed by scholars like Tamara Eskenazi.



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"Take your broken heart, make it into art"-- Carrie Fisher (1956-2016)

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balaam

Making an ass of myself
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This exchange:

quote:
simontoad:
I wish to advise you all that this was typed with a cat sticking her claws into my left shoulder. Clearly she is an instrument of God's retribution.

quote:
Rossweisse:
Cats are good at that, when it's called for.

A new definition:

Cats: noun, pl - Agents of Gods retribution.

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[Yes, I know there is a missing apostrophe, but as a cat owner I do not care ... OW! get off ....]

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Fearfully and wonderfully mad
Love the dinner, hate the din.
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Soror Magna
Shipmate
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While shopping in Hell , Doc Tor gave us this gem:


quote:
Originally posted by Doc Tor:
I've been married for 25 years. Speaking truth to power is a necessity.



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"You come with me to room 1013 over at the hospital, I'll show you America. Terminal, crazy and mean." -- Tony Kushner, "Angels in America"

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lilBuddha
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This thread popped to the top of the Circus with a six day old quote. Meaning someone posted a quote and then deleted the post. I shall be forever* curious as to what that quote was and why it was deleted. Why the second though, was it nasty, salacious, twisted? All three?


*Well, 15 minutes or so.

[ 08. September 2017, 21:57: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]

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So goodnight moon, I want the sun
If it's not here soon, I might be done
No it won't be too soon 'til I say goodnight moon

- A. N. Parsley, D. Mcvinni

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Albertus
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It was me. I said 'Brave man'. Then it occurred to me that I didn't know whether Doc Tor is a man or a woman and therefore, having kicked myself, I deleted it.
Sorry to disappoint!

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My beard is a testament to my masculinity and virility, and demonstrates that I am a real man. Trouble is, bits of quiche sometimes get caught in it.

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lilBuddha
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He is a man. I do not think Soror Magna would have enshrined the quote otherwise.

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So goodnight moon, I want the sun
If it's not here soon, I might be done
No it won't be too soon 'til I say goodnight moon

- A. N. Parsley, D. Mcvinni

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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In the meantime, genius quotes abound. Like this gem regarding the current Commander in Chief:

quote:
Originally posted by simontoad:
quote:
Originally posted by Bishops Finger:
Can anyone explain what goes on inside what passes for The Barking Dog's mind?

[Confused]

IJ

me mine me mine me mine me mine me mine nice ass me mine me mine me mine me mine screw you arsehole me mine me mine me mine oh she likes me me mine me mine me mine me mine .....


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"Take your broken heart, make it into art"-- Carrie Fisher (1956-2016)

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Lyda*Rose

Ship's broken porthole
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quote:
Originally posted by cliffdweller:
Prior to my 2nd marriage my (never married) husband-to-be was briefly concerned that (when asked) I made clear that daughter would always come first. He consulted with two married friends: "is it normal for your wife to put your kids first?". One, a new father with a brand-new baby, pondered the question for a brief moment. The other-- having been a father for several years with a couple of toddlers-- laughed at them both, mocking the new father for not realizing that "you were #2 before the epidural wore off".

Wisdom and truth. The only trick is to know what kind parent and child pair they will grow into to know if there is room in there edgewise for you.

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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

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Piglet
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Baptist Trainfan explains the life-cycle of the wire coat-hanger on the Decluttering thread in AS:
quote:
You do realise, don't you, that paper clips are the larval form of metal coat-hangers?


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alto n a soprano who can read music

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Lyda*Rose

Ship's broken porthole
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quote:
Originally posted by North East Quine:
I used to watch crap TV (home makeover shows etc) whilst ironing my husband's shirts. He used to explain that I'd rot my brain watching such rubbish, and say that he would never risk his own mighty brain by watching inane T.V. Eventually I realised that I was losing my husband's respect by watching mindless drivel whilst ironing his shirts. But I knew that I was incapable of watching anything intellectually challenging and ironing at the same time.

So I stopped ironing his shirts.

His mighty brain had genuinely not anticipated that as a solution to the problem. [Disappointed]

One of the Greatest. Posts. Ever. [Overused]

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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

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Lamb Chopped
Ship's kebab
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quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:


Here she stands; she can do no other. Deal with it.



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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!

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Eutychus
From the edge
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In a great one-two punch, Rocinante and Alan Cresswell take the description of Brexit to new, er, heights?

quote:
Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
quote:
Originally posted by Rocinante:
Britain is being pushed over a cliff by fools who think we'll somehow sprout wings during the long plummet to follow.

That's what happens when people live in cloud cuckoo land. They push everyone out of the nest before they can fly, then add a rather bizarre lemming twist by jumping themselves before they fledge.


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jedijudy

Organist of the Jedi Temple
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quote:
Originally posted by ThunderBunk:
Stargazer lilies are the imprint of Satan's anus upon the world.

A perfect description! [Big Grin]

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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.

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Yorick

Infinite Jester
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RooK, firing on all eight cylinders in Hell:

“Full of shit doesn't even begin to describe it. It's the faecal neutronium remnant of a collapsed shit-star from its shit-nova.”

I laughed again as I spoke it out loud to myself and the dog. He laughed too.

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این نیز بگذرد

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