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Thread: Is it time for another game of Rosencrantz?
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Will the lights all be focused on me?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Pigwidgeon
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Why are you always the focus?
-------------------- "...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe." ~Tortuf
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Welease Woderwick
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Is it because of my scintillating personality and stunning good looks?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Doone
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Is the Pope Catholic?
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Welease Woderwick
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Is that a prerequisite for the job?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sipech
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Might it not fall foul of religious discrimination laws?
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Welease Woderwick
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Do they have them in the Vatican State?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Doone
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Is that a state of ecstasy?
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Pigwidgeon
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Was it ecstasy or agony?
-------------------- "...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe." ~Tortuf
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Welease Woderwick
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For some people can the two co-exist?
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Golden Key
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Michelangelo?
-------------------- Blessed Gator, pray for us! --"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon") --"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Welease Woderwick
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Wasn't he a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Golden Key
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Who sculpted?
-------------------- Blessed Gator, pray for us! --"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon") --"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Welease Woderwick
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Are turtles known to be artistic?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Doone
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Wouldn't it be difficult for them to hold an implement?
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Golden Key
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Surely they could walk around on paper on which finger paint has been spread, thus painting with their toes?
-------------------- Blessed Gator, pray for us! --"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon") --"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Welease Woderwick
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Would The Tate Modern be interested?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Golden Key
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Perhaps you should ask Larry Tate, from "Bewitched"?
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Welease Woderwick
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Was he a sugar baron?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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Would that be like a jelly baby but grown up?
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
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What do you call a sugar daddy with no money?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Pigwidgeon
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Would he be an artificial sweetener daddy?
-------------------- "...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe." ~Tortuf
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Welease Woderwick
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Does that mean Saccharine Daddy is appropriate?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Welease Woderwick
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Was he an enuretic member of the Diddy Men?
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Raptor Eye
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Are there Diddy women as well?
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
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Perhaps they all stay backstage to avoid the Tickling Stick - should we ask Ken Dodd?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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Mightn't he dislike being interrogated about what he does with his tickling stick?
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Doone
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Are you afraid you might get the tickling treatment?
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Golden Key
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Perhaps alternative medicine is required to recover from the tickling treatment?
-------------------- Blessed Gator, pray for us! --"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon") --"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Doone
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Are you being Little Miss Silly now?
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Doone
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Is she up for a giggle?
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Raptor Eye
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Can't girly giggling become wearing, quite quickly?
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Pigwidgeon
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Is it worse than boyish giggling?
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Doone
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Is it not fun for all participants, but annoying for everyone else?
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Sipech
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What else might be conjured up in one's mind when you ask that?
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Raptor Eye
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Do you imagine yourself as a conjuror?
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Pigwidgeon
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Don't judges and attorneys try to remove jurors who are ex-cons?
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Golden Key
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Surely they must feed all the jurors scones and jam, before releasing any of them?
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Welease Woderwick
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Will there be clotted cream as well?
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Doone
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Would it be practical to offer a selection of different fruit jams?
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Pigwidgeon
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What about traffic jams?
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Raptor Eye
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What about jim-jams?
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Doone
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What colour and design would you prefer?
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Golden Key
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Paisley, all sorts?
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