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Golden Key
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Like Rob, in the H2G2 books, who was a rain god but didn't know it, and the clouds all cuddled up to him?

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Have you ever encountered a cuddly cloud?

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Is your head in the clouds?

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Do I look like a thurifer?

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Or, perhaps, a Thuringer sausage?

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What are those made of?
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Aren't laws like sausages, in that it is better not to see them being made?

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Why does no one ever mention babies in the same context?

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How might we compare babies to sausages?

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Are Little Smokies baby sausages, and will they grow up to be adult sausages?

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Surely, they'll grow up to be fire ranger bears, like Smokey?

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Isn't that a mountain all covered with snow?

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Or perhaps "On Top Of Spaghetti", as in the kids' song?

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Can vegetarian kids fully appreciate that song?

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Surely they can, provided the "meat" balls are actually falafel, soy, or veggie burgers?

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Would a veggie burger be able to roll out of the door before tipping over?

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Would it roll into the garden and under a bush?

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George H W or George W Bush?

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Or a mulberry bush?

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Are you cultivating silkworms?

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Can you make a silkworm out of a sow's ear?

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As all life is inter-related aren't they already basically the same thing?

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Perhaps a lovely sow with strong silk wings to play with Schroedinger's Cat?

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But is the cat dead or alive?

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Does the cat care, seeing it's now got an equally impossible playmate?

(When pigs fly...)

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If you move a cargo of pigs by airfreight does that qualify?

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Would they get frequent flyer miles?

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How often does Miles fly?

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Have you asked him?
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Seeing as he's Miles O'Brian of "Star Trek: TNG", mightn't that be a mite difficult?

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Can we calculate it in parsecs?

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While eating parsnips?

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Are the parsnips roast after being par-boiled and rolled in a little flour and grated [fresh!] parmesan?

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And served on a fresh croissant, with ham and Swiss?

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Who is the Swiss person being served on a croissant?

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Is he related to Monsieur Croque?
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Was that the chap who invented the footwear known as Crocs?

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Why do some people call me An Old Croc?

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Who would do a thing like that?
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Hopefully, not an Aussie called "Dundee"?

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Could the future assassin of the President Elect of the USA be called Dundonald?

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