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CRASH! I think you're wrong.

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Now Achan saw the wealth outspread,
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The Lord's, you say? Uh-uh!

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I'm getting such a sense of dread

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He'll hop it with the dough.
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Three cheers for Nimrod, hunter, he.

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Brave man of high renown.
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Though inclined to idolatry

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he built cities and towns.
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Cain hated brother Abel

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"I'll whack you, bro!" said he.

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God's mark stopped any ill will

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"I say - are you a matelot?"
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[Confused]
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"Won't even charge a fee".

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"I say - are you a matelot?"
"Careful what you say sir, we're on board ship here"
From "New York Girls", Steeleye Span, Commoners Crown (Voiced by Peter Sellers)

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'Twill be for all to see

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"I say - are you a matelot?"
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(Sorry, didn't think the first post had gone through and thought of a more awfull rhyme and scansion)

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"I say - are you a matelot?"
"Careful what you say sir, we're on board ship here"
From "New York Girls", Steeleye Span, Commoners Crown (Voiced by Peter Sellers)

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"Henceforth your people shall be mine"

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Said Ruth to Ma -in-law

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"I say - are you a matelot?"
"Careful what you say sir, we're on board ship here"
From "New York Girls", Steeleye Span, Commoners Crown (Voiced by Peter Sellers)

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So be a dear, and cut the whine!

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And eat up all your 'slaw.

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Naomi, on the other hand,
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Had right good cause to kvetch.

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Though she returned to her homeland

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it was no com'dy sketch.
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So three cheers, now, for all these saints

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They are an awesome bunch

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And let's hear no more loud complaints
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At breakfast, sup or lunch.

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That's your last word, oh hostly friend -
There's no more to discuss?
Our Bible tour is at an end -
And must we leave it thus?

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The man who made time, made plenty.

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But lo! The Testament o'erflows
With glorious saintly acts.
Nor tongue, nor pen, nor keyboard knows
To halt the march of facts.

[ 26. September 2016, 20:07: Message edited by: Amanda B. Reckondwythe ]

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Shall we continue? Or at least
Say farewell to this thread?
What is the state of this poor beast -
Say, is it quick or dead?

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It is alive,
Alive as you and me;
These asides are nice and all,
But back to it, let it be
—A, CH

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Well, then, by popular demand:

"Awake and sing!" Isaiah said.

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"Your dew shall radiant be".
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"Although your sins are bright bright red"

[ 28. September 2016, 22:54: Message edited by: jrw ]

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White wool God will see

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White wool God will see
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Marooned inside a mighty fish

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Who was it? Let me guess.

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Yes, Jonah - He ignored God's wish
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His life was just a mess.

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Aboard his ship, the sailors cried:
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"Noah, fry up some bacon!"

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(Were there any sailors on the Ark apart from Noah and his family? I was still thinking of Jonah. Oh, well, let it pass ....)

When Moses comes, you'll be denied -

[ 01. October 2016, 16:49: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]

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If pork's off - have an acorn.

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quote:
Originally posted by Baptist Trainfan:
I was still thinking of Jonah.

OK. Alternate version of previous verse:

Aboard his ship, the sailors cried:
"It's walk the plank for you!"

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There was a saint I've heard called Ruth

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[I take it we're just starting a new verse rather than continue the previous one, since the thread's been dormant for so long.]

There was a saint I've heard called Ruth.
Like Mary's Little Lamb

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She always tried to tell the truth
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(Are we sticking to the ABAB format of Mary had a Little Lamb?)

A Moabite, we know, she was

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