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Musical Director
Nativity Play
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If you have a complaint, query, suggestion or rant, please bring it here. This is not designed to be the Nativity equivalent of Hell, but a useful resource for cast members to be able to air issues regarding their employment in this theatre.
I believe the Equity Deputy Dawg will answer your queries as and when she can be bothered.
It is also the place to view stats and data pertaining to the Play. Although what data that will be we have no idea...
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ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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Even Lowlier Shepherd
Nativity Play
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My name is misspelled in the cast list--it is Siegfried, not Seigfried.
Thanks.
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Musical Director
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Many apologies, Siegfried, it will be rectified asap!
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ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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Narrator
Nativity Play
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This may no be and entirely suitable place for it, but as the non-actor on stage, can I say
Break a leg, everybody.
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Chapelhead
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Equity Deputy
Nativity Play
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Deputy report:
Auditions - 74 auditioned; 55 known to be cast as of this writing (ie, I have their sock names and numbers); 16 additional sock numbers may be in use (and The Spreadsheet will be updated as I see them on cast list thread). No EEO data available.
A rehearsal call was held 8 December at around 3:00 pm EST at the cafe. It apparently lasted about 45 seconds and covered 1/3 of one scene. An estimated 6 cast members were present, supervised by the Music Director.
No accidents reported; no firearms use
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Musical Director
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I don't know about breaking a leg, but I'm going to break someone's neck if he doesn't turn his bass guitar down...
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ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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Angel 1
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Musical Director:
I don't know about breaking a leg, but I'm going to break someone's neck if he doesn't turn his bass guitar down...
temper temper!
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Jenny Ann smiles sweetly
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Stable Cat
Nativity Play
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pst, gift of gold, sorry about the gender mixup! and don't worry, the claws were clean, and the scratches should heal without scars....
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nicolemrw says "meow!"
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Lowly Shepherd
Nativity Play
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Mr. Lowly Shepherd says I'm not allowed to stay up and play this evening, as I've been working far too hard wool-gathering today.
I think I'll just have to take my knitting off to the sheep-pen and catch up with proceedings tomorrow.
If by chance a heavenly host passes by, you will wake me up, won't you? Ooops (drops a stitch)
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Pontius Pilot
Nativity Play
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Equity Director: what on earth is it with Gift of blimmin' Gold? She's not even due to appear onstage until Scene 11, but already she's [checks transcript, turns purple] waltzing Mary around the stage??? I mean, for crying out loud, she's just meant to be a tin pot with gold foil wrapped round it, with minimal lines. I must protest most protestfully. Can you look up the index of Equity Rules, you'll find something under "primadonnas".
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Director
Nativity Play
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Huh! An hour in and not a single 'Fear Not!' Gabriel's skulking in the cafe and half the cast has gone off to watch 'Dead Ringers.'
I'll have you know my professional reputation rests on this play! ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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chief stage manager
Nativity Play
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I was assigned two Stage Helpers, only one of which is supposed to be Invisible. Where are any Stage Hands?
I have an insane Stable Cat (not needed til at least Scene 8) running amok clawing cast embers to shreds! I'm having to fill in for the missing First-aider and I'm running out of Mr Men plasters.
Now, Mary is speaking of mistletoe onstage and there's no one to dispatch to go search for any. ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
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The original bessie rosebride.
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Herod
Nativity Play
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I wish to make a complaint, dahling.
I've had my hipflask stolen.
I'm not impressed.
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Director
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by chief stage manager:
I was assigned two Stage Helpers, only one of which is supposed to be Invisible. Where are any Stage Hands?
I have an insane Stable Cat (not needed til at least Scene 8) running amok clawing cast embers to shreds! I'm having to fill in for the missing First-aider and I'm running out of Mr Men plasters.
Now, Mary is speaking of mistletoe onstage and there's no one to dispatch to go search for any.
Ok. What's happened to chief pooper-scooper? ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Herod:
I wish to make a complaint, dahling.
I've had my hipflask stolen.
Here luv - have some of this
*Lift up skirt to reveal hipflasks strapped to thigh*
Whiskey, Vodka, Gin or Brandy?
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Gift of Gold
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Pontius Pilot:
Equity Director: what on earth is it with Gift of blimmin' Gold? She's not even due to appear onstage until Scene 11, but already she's [checks transcript, turns purple] waltzing Mary around the stage??? I mean, for crying out loud, she's just meant to be a tin pot with gold foil wrapped round it, with minimal lines. I must protest most protestfully. Can you look up the index of Equity Rules, you'll find something under "primadonnas".
Gift of Gold I might be (and a very expensive one at that... tin pot indeed). I'm also a dancer - to give artistic interpretation to the proceedings and to fill gaps when Gabriel doesn't turn up. Have you something against feather boas?
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the gold bar/ dancer formally known as Annie P.
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Angel 6
Nativity Play
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Yo, Equity Deputy -- I'm both AGMA and AFTRA (not to mention Newspaper Guild), so my Equity initiation fee is lowered accordingly. Have you got the forms?
![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif)
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Rossweisse // The few, the proud, the angelic
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bee_of_good_cheer
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Director:
quote:
Originally posted by chief stage manager:
I was assigned two Stage Helpers, only one of which is supposed to be Invisible. Where are any Stage Hands?
I have an insane Stable Cat (not needed til at least Scene 8) running amok clawing cast embers to shreds! I'm having to fill in for the missing First-aider and I'm running out of Mr Men plasters.
Now, Mary is speaking of mistletoe onstage and there's no one to dispatch to go search for any.
Ok. What's happened to chief pooper-scooper?
the harley was stalled at the stage door. (so sorry about the oil!) ![[Embarrassed]](icon_redface.gif)
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how many angels can dance on the head of a pin? (ponders zephirine of the roses)
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Jedi Knight
Nativity Play
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*cough, cough*
I certainly don't mean to disturb you, but my real name is: jedijudy all lowercase (it's my humility, you see) and ending with a "y".
Thanks ever so much.
jj <humble bow>
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jj says-Don't y'all bad guys be messin' with those babies, now y'hear?
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Equity Deputy
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Angel 6:
Yo, Equity Deputy -- I'm both AGMA and AFTRA (not to mention Newspaper Guild), so my Equity initiation fee is lowered accordingly. Have you got the forms?
You'll have to call New York for that....
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Equity Deputy
Nativity Play
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Deputy report:
Scene I [most highly flavoured gravy] from 9 Dec 19:55 - 02:50; 5 hr 55 min
33 cast members; 230 posts (160 posts first 2 1/4 hrs)
Top 3 posters: Music Director, BVM, Dragon
Accidents: altercation between Cat and Gift of Gold; superficial injuries to Gold
No firearms used (but Jedi sword waved about some)
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First-aider
Nativity Play
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Okay, Gold's been fixed up and it's been logged in the incident book, but I'm really not qualified to deal with lightsabre burns, you know.
Oh, and don't you think we should get a vet in? Cos I'm certainly not dealing with the sheep ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
(no offence to the sheep, mind)
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(Quincy)
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Chief Angel
Nativity Play
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Baby Bear,
Thanks for the fabby avatar!!!!!
![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif) ![[Not worthy!]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
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WorkInProgress at her most angelic...
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Angel 6
Nativity Play
# 3709
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quote:
Originally posted by Equity Deputy:
You'll have to call New York for that....
Did. They sent me to you.
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Rossweisse // The few, the proud, the angelic
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Techie1
Nativity Play
# 3688
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Equity Deputy,
I have a problem with how this play is being directed. I'm getting absolutely no direction on lights and sound. I just took the initiative to turn Elizabeth's mike down (waaaaaaay down... before we had to listen to any more of her drunken aria)... If I am expected to make technical decisions without direction, I want an increase in pay!
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seeing lights? hearing voices? i can help with that...mysticlisa
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bee_of_good_cheer
Nativity Play
# 3672
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my scene was cut.
eyes go large and misty
bottom lip trembles
large teardrops splash onto floor
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how many angels can dance on the head of a pin? (ponders zephirine of the roses)
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Gift of Gold
Nativity Play
# 3668
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It's been brought to my attention that there are a few union/ non union members who are being a bit careless with their profiles. In the hurry to register I think people have not considered what they would like the rest of us to know.
If I may take the liberty from the MD and D to say that by the end of the 14 day performance we might be able to make a full birthday list and e mail address list. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif) This could be a good thing (we can send you a e birthday card) but perhaps if you wish to keep up the pretence of being older or younger (in my case! ![[Wink]](wink.gif) ) than you are and not having random fan mail, I think everyone would do well to check their profile and ammend accordingly.
Gold - who has her uses. Making things out of Quorn is one of them!
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the gold bar/ dancer formally known as Annie P.
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
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Posted
Small problem here. I shall be busy being the mother of another small boy in a nativity play on Thursday, and then diverting my journey to Bethlehem via Cubs and Sainsbury's on Friday, which might hold things up a bit. You will just have to busk a bit till I get home, which will probably be about 9pm our time. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) Oh, it's nice being indispensible!
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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Chief Angel
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Virgin Mary:
... Oh, it's nice being indispensible!
I'm sure there's an understudy round here somewhere...
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WorkInProgress at her most angelic...
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Equity Deputy
Nativity Play
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Notice from the Deputy:
Some of The Cast have announced that they have Conflicts(1). Please note that Mrs Tubbs has graciously offered to be Understudy. Also, in the spirit that there are no small parts, only small actors, some of the 'secondary' cast have been *quite* forward [that lump of gold seems to be everywhere :-)]. Please take advantage of the call board to sort everything out.
(1) NB - 'Conflicts' refers only to schedules - any other conflicts Are Not My Job - I'm the Deputy, not the Sargent-at-Arms.
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Equity Deputy
Nativity Play
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Deputy report:
Final on Scene I:
Began 9 December 19:23; lasted 23 hr 40 min
42 cast members participated
292 posts, 6 pages
Interim report Scene II
10 December 19:47-01:22; 5 hr 35 min
24 cast members participated so far
201 posts, 5 pages so far
Accidents - digestive upsets for BVM, Elizabeth, and assorted livestock [note - change pizza vendor]
No firearms used
I now have sock numbers for 59 cast members; 47 have made at least one appearance in a scene; 7 more have posted a bio or appeared in the office.
EEO report
~15 non-human auditioners (animal, vegetable, mineral, immaterial); ~ 2/3 of those cast play humans
~14 non-human characters cast(animal, vegetable, mineral, immaterial) played by humans; 70% of characters cast are human
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Stable Cat
Nativity Play
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*stable cat wanders into union office, jumps on a random desk, and curls up in the in box*
mrrrrrrrwwww....... purrrrr......
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nicolemrw says "meow!"
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Gabriel
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Quote from earlier: "Huh! An hour in and not a single 'Fear Not!' Gabriel's skulking in the cafe and half the cast has gone off to watch 'Dead Ringers.'
I'll have you know my professional reputation rests on this play!"
I'll have you know I DO NOT sulk!! I was looking after Joseph and Zachariah whilst their wives were enjoying their girlie night in.
I can't join in tonight 'cos I've a real (professional) nativity to go to!
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bee_of_good_cheer
Nativity Play
# 3672
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quote:
Originally posted by bee_of_good_cheer:
my scene was cut.
eyes go large and misty
bottom lip trembles
large teardrops splash onto floor
after a moody sulk, i went through all my posts and found the silly scene. i'd had too may windows opened and it had escaped me and landed on the programme.
so sorry for my outburst. (VERY relieved that it was my own gaffe, added to perhaps a teensy bit of pride.) forgive me?
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how many angels can dance on the head of a pin? (ponders zephirine of the roses)
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Equity Deputy
Nativity Play
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Deputy report:
Final on Scene 2:
Ran 10 Dec 19:47- 11 Dec 16:11 [20 hr 24 min]
238 posts, 5 pages
30 Cast Members participated
Accidents not previously reported: minor back injury (no lost work time) to Brick ^h^h^h^h^h Gift of Gold; Rumours of hang-overs
No firearms use
Cast in order of appearance: Director; Narrator; Musical Director; Virgin Mary; Jesus' Evil Twin; Stable Cat; Chief Stage Manager; Tealady; Rudolph the Red-nosed Sheep; Angel 2; Fairy Godmother; Deputy Chief Shepherd; Sheep 3; St. Elizabeth; Gabriel; A very naughty boy; Tour manager; Understudy; Angel 6; Angel 3; Jedi Knight; Techie 1; Chief Angel; Passer-by 3; Strings; Lowliest Shepherd; Spare Shepherd; Angel 5; Gift of Gold; First-aider
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First-aider
Nativity Play
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Posted
Anyone wanting alka-seltzer can hobble in to see me this morning. I warn you, you'll get no sympathy... ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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(Quincy)
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
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I need a top-up voucher for my mobile... I'm out of credit! Can I charge it to expenses?
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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Camel driver
Nativity Play
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Right, I have a major breach of contract issue for the union.
Firstly, the hours of work were changed without sufficient notice - one day, scenes were going on until 2000 GMT, the next (without any warning) it was to be 1200 GMT. Who lets management get away with this? Taking hours off us and expecting us to turn up for our scenes hours before we expected to...
And then, when I do arrive for my scene (limited by office working hours), I find that some *!$%!*$ has taken the kings/wise men by bus rather than camels - the camels my character was meant to supply. They're not very wise if they trust that old charabanc to get them further than the end of the road - and what will these camels do now?? I've a good mind to send the bill direct to the tour manager, accompanied by a horse's head to remind him what happens to people who upset the Camel Teamsters
Grateful if the Equity Deputy could urgently investigate this sad state of affairs
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Rhisiart: camel driving for the new millennium
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Musical Director
Nativity Play
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Memo to Camel Driver from The Management:
RE: Reschedulementisation of Scenes
Date: 12th March 1BC 13:36
Dear Camel Driver,
Ppprrrrssssspppppssssss!
Yours faithfully,
Management, The
End Memo
PS About the bus/camel thing, maybe it would be best if you followed them at a discreet distance. Who knows when some little accident may happen to their vehicle and you have to step in as a hero and save the day ... catch my drift? On another entirely unconnected subject, that book you ordered 'How To Disable And Icapacitate Vehicles In 10 Easy Steps' has just arrived in reception for you.
[I know, I know...preview post is my friend]
[ 12. December 2002, 13:46: Message edited by: Musical Director ]
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Equity Deputy
Nativity Play
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To Camel Driver -
I believe you are actually represented by the Teamsters Union. Which is good as they have a reputation for being very tough.
Solidarity forever.
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Lowliest Shepherd
Nativity Play
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What's with all these sheep - I think that they need rounded up - I keep trying but to no avail. I would like a proper sheep pen. At least we have an imaginary sheep-dog.
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Rob Miller - Ship's TULIP
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Understudy
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Lowliest Shepherd:
What's with all these sheep - I think that they need rounded up - I keep trying but to no avail. I would like a proper sheep pen. At least we have an imaginary sheep-dog.
From what I can tell, the Understudy's role (apart from "helping" with the scenery is to do all the jobs that no one else wants to). I'll go and build you one ... back in mo'
Tubbs
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If we took a holiday
Took some time to celebrate
Just one day out of life
It would be, it would be so nice
Mrs Tubbs - Chief Understudy and Go-fer
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Understudy
Nativity Play
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Mo' is up .... you have a beautiful hand crafted, welded sheep pen like this one. I have also filled the feeder bit with hay and grain ... Now get herding
Understudy
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If we took a holiday
Took some time to celebrate
Just one day out of life
It would be, it would be so nice
Mrs Tubbs - Chief Understudy and Go-fer
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Equity Deputy
Nativity Play
# 3673
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Posted
Deputy report:
Final on Scene 3:
Ran 11 Dec 20:00 - 12 Dec 12:04 [16 hr 4 min]
245 posts, 5 pages
37 Cast Members participated (Erin u/s Lyra as Star of East)
Late report of back injury to director: tripped over sheep [you should contact The Management for Workers Compensation form]
No firearms use
Cast in order of appearance: Musical Director; Narrator; Dragon; Rudolph the Red-nosed Sheep; Sheep 3; Joseph; Stable Cat; Chief Stage Manager; Virgin Mary; bee_of_good_cheer; Sheep 1; Wise Man 2; Fairy Godmother; Herod; Chief Comic Shepherd; Wise Guy; A very naughty boy; Spare Shepherd; Angel 1; Chief Wise Man; Director; Tour manager; The Star in the East; Deputy Chief Shepherd; The Cow; Mrs. Herod; Chief Angel; Passer-by 3; Phil the Wise Guy; Techie 1; Evil Henchman; Angel 6; Angel 3; Jedi Knight; Gabriel; Angel 5; Camel Driver
PS - re shorter hours - at least, if any posts happen past noon ship's time, we can put in for overtime!
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First-aider
Nativity Play
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Re: back injuries
If anyone does their back in, I can recommend a good chiropractor. Other than that, please be careful or I'll do my back in trying to get you lot back into shape! ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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(Quincy)
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Deputy Chief Shepherd
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Understudy:
Mo' is up .... you have a beautiful hand crafted, welded sheep pen like this one. I have also filled the feeder bit with hay and grain ... Now get herding
Brilliant! Maybe you could fill in as "real sheepdog" for a while to help us get these pesky sheep settled before someone gets eaten
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Yes, I'm a madferret. And that's my own teatowel.
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Director
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by First-aider:
Re: back injuries
If anyone does their back in, I can recommend a good chiropractor. Other than that, please be careful or I'll do my back in trying to get you lot back into shape!
I'm considering bringing my phsyio with me tonight!
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Miffy
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
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Posted
Sheep 3 enters with burns to the mouth, seeking first aid and a lawsuit.
Hey, she told me it was a TV signal cable -- they're low voltage, low amp. How the hell was I supposed to know it was the power cord to a radio!
CAN I HAVE SOME MEDICAL ATTENTION HERE!
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jlg the sheep
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Director
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Sheep 3:
Sheep 3 enters with burns to the mouth, seeking first aid and a lawsuit.
Hey, she told me it was a TV signal cable -- they're low voltage, low amp. How the hell was I supposed to know it was the power cord to a radio!
CAN I HAVE SOME MEDICAL ATTENTION HERE!
Equity Deputy! Are we covered by Petplan Insurance Inc?
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Miffy
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Equity Deputy
Nativity Play
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Originally posted by Director:
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Originally posted by Sheep 3:
Sheep 3 enters with burns to the mouth, seeking first aid and a lawsuit.
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Equity Deputy! Are we covered by Petplan Insurance Inc?
As a workplace accident, this should be Worker Comp - try here
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Joan [Equity Deputy Dog] Rasch
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