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Thread: Scene 2: Elizabeth has a Visitor
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St. Elizabeth
Nativity Play
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Oh, tealady? That's my Bombay Sapphire!
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Elizabeth Anne, who will soon no longer live on Tenth Street.
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chief stage manager
Nativity Play
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Deal. Thanks.
*Rapidly gulps down both.*
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The original bessie rosebride.
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
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But Liz, I thought you and Zech were too old for that sort of thing. I mean, people over 23 don't actually.. er...well... you know... do they???? ![[Embarrassed]](icon_redface.gif)
But congratulations... What does that make me? Second cousin once removed?
But anyway, you're right. I've got some real news... you'll never guess what!!!!!
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Fairy Godmother:
*Calls out from wings*
Here Mary - is that the bit where Darcy's just been swimming and he's all wet and gorgeous?
You got it, FG... coming to join us for a girly night in?
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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St. Elizabeth
Nativity Play
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Oh, darling, when you get to my age........
Wait....don't tell me what the news is.... my saintly telekinetic powers are telling me something....
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Elizabeth Anne, who will soon no longer live on Tenth Street.
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Tealady:
From far away there is a sound of rattling wheels. As it gets closer and closer it gets louder and louder and faster and faster. From stage left the tea trolley appears doing about 30mph. The Tealady, lying flat across its top shelf, sticks out both hands and swipes the bottles from the hand of Elizabeth and the ... nether regions... of the Fairy Godmother. Trolley zooms off stage right. Squeal of wheels and smell of burning rubber
Here you are CSM. Let's say fifty quid for the pair of them, shall we?
What the...?
Oi you come back with me hip flasks you thieving toe rag ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif)
My best spirits as well..
Still she never got these two ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
*Rumages in bodice*
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
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Giggles with innocent excitement
You'll never guess... never ever ever....
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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Gabriel
Apprentice
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Right - here i am - late as usual! I've been "fear notting" elsewhere. Is there anything else for me to do or shall I just sit and wait for next year?
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
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Hi Gabriel, I got your text. Thanks!
Pull up a chair and pour out another glass of wine... Liz is just trying to guess my news.
Do you like my dress, by the way?
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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St. Elizabeth
Nativity Play
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Sorry, Gabriel, this is ladies' drinking and watching Pride and Prej. night.
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Elizabeth Anne, who will soon no longer live on Tenth Street.
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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*Wanders on stage to join the girly night in*
Has it got to that bit yet then?
*Passes one of her bottles to Elizabeth*
Mind you neither of you should be drinkin' in your condition
[ 10. December 2002, 21:29: Message edited by: Musical Director ]
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Gabriel
Apprentice
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Come on girls - get your act together - do I join you or not?
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St. Elizabeth
Nativity Play
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Wait I take it back. Gabriel can stay!
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Elizabeth Anne, who will soon no longer live on Tenth Street.
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A very naughty boy
Nativity Play
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[Enters stage left with a flat square cardboard box and proceeds to ring the doorbell of Elizabeth's house]
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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.
[strathclydezero]
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
# 3653
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There's someone at the door, Liz.
Gabe, go and see who it is, there's a love.
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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If it's selling summat I'm not interested
*waves wand*
See I can wish it I can
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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St. Elizabeth
Nativity Play
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[ Elizabeth rushes to the door ]
Greetings to you, stranger! I would offer you some Bombay Sapphire as a gesture of good will if I had any [eyes tealady]
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Elizabeth Anne, who will soon no longer live on Tenth Street.
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Gabriel
Apprentice
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OK - I get the message! I'm off with the lads down the dog & duck! Txt me if you need me.
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A very naughty boy
Nativity Play
# 3677
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Did you ladies order a spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, lamb and spam pizza?
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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.
[strathclydezero]
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
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Yes
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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St. Elizabeth
Nativity Play
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No wait Gabriel! Are you sure you don't want a Malteser?
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Elizabeth Anne, who will soon no longer live on Tenth Street.
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Gabriel:
OK - I get the message! I'm off with the lads down the dog & duck! Txt me if you need me.
Bring us a couple of bottles of Old Peculiar when you come back will you?
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Tealady
Nativity Play
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Fifteen quid, liz, and he'll give you what's inthe box...
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The tealady's coffee-grinder is a Spong...
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by A very naughty boy:
Did you ladies order a spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, lamb and spam pizza?
No doubt with anchovies, olives and strawberry jam toppings seeing the condition of these two
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Gabriel
Apprentice
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Maltesers - those balls coated in chocolate - not likely!! And Old Peculiar - no room for anything more peculiar in here at the moment
[ 10. December 2002, 21:36: Message edited by: Musical Director ]
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A very naughty boy
Nativity Play
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Unfortunately we're out of lamb, and you gave the wrong mobile number, so I've prepared spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam . Hope that's ok.
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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.
[strathclydezero]
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St. Elizabeth
Nativity Play
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Fifteen quid?!! Oh, for the love of -
[ hands it over ]
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Elizabeth Anne, who will soon no longer live on Tenth Street.
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Tealady
Nativity Play
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Drat. Can't trust the plots these days.. Alright, I'll send 'em in on a sheep. Rudolph? Are you still here?
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The tealady's coffee-grinder is a Spong...
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by A very naughty boy:
Unfortunately we're out of lamb, and you gave the wrong mobile number, so I've prepared spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam . Hope that's ok.
Do you do spam with that, it's just that I have a bit of a craving for it.
Mind you, not so worried about the lamb... I'm sort of going off sheep!
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by A very naughty boy:
Unfortunately we're out of lamb, and you gave the wrong mobile number, so I've prepared spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam . Hope that's ok.
No albatross?
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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St. Elizabeth
Nativity Play
# 3679
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All right, all right! Everyone settle down. You too, sheep. We can all have spam, spam, and spam for supper.
Mary had some news for me...... now who wants to guess what it is?
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Elizabeth Anne, who will soon no longer live on Tenth Street.
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Tour Manager
Nativity Play
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(Angry voice from offstage, deep within the Tour Bus)
Oi!!! What's all this sheep poo doin' in 'ere? Somebody clean it up quick, it's interfering with the network communications! Rudolph?? OUCH!!
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Let's get this show on the roaaaaaaaaaaaa- *boink* (Eutychus)
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A very naughty boy
Nativity Play
# 3677
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*ahem* - It's £15 plus delivery plus tip.
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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.
[strathclydezero]
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by A very naughty boy:
*ahem* - It's £15 plus delivery plus tip.
You must be kidding!!! Here's your £15, and the tip is.... don't interrupt two pregnant women and one fairy Godmother while they're watching Pride and Prejudice and demand money if you value your life.
Go with God.
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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St. Elizabeth
Nativity Play
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Oh, here's your money! Fifteen quid. Now wont you stay for supper?
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Elizabeth Anne, who will soon no longer live on Tenth Street.
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A very naughty boy
Nativity Play
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But ... that cardboard box is worth at least 50p. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.
[strathclydezero]
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by A very naughty boy:
*ahem* - It's £15 plus delivery plus tip.
Well seeing as the tealady sold out bottles for £50 she can pay for the grub
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
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hmmm...... you seem to have got two lots of £15 there, I'd be off while the going's good!
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Sheep
Nativity Play
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Looks around, confused. Sticks nose in the pizza. Wonders what this spam stuff is
Munch, munch.
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I may be just a purple sheep with a funny nose, but ThatsMrJuice 2U!
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St. Elizabeth
Nativity Play
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They make you pay for your own boxes? I would seek another line of employment if I were you.
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Elizabeth Anne, who will soon no longer live on Tenth Street.
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
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[Sheep 3 ambles onto the stage, nibbles a bit of scenery in the rear, and then settles down to chew her cud and stare at the audience.]
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jlg the sheep
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A very naughty boy
Nativity Play
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[Runs off into the audience with £30. Stupid women]
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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.
[strathclydezero]
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Jesus' evil twin
Nativity Play
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Okay what moron ordered the spam? I don't want it here, so back up it goes!
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Erin (of course)
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St. Elizabeth
Nativity Play
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Oh, sheep! Start behaving or I will feel compelled to try out my new leg of mutton recipe very soon!
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Elizabeth Anne, who will soon no longer live on Tenth Street.
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chief stage manager
Nativity Play
# 3658
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*grabs bucket and rushes to Elizabeth onstage*
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The original bessie rosebride.
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
# 3653
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Just press PAUSE a moment will you, Liz.... I just need to.....
Mary runs out and rather unpleasant sound effects are heard from just offstage.
There is a pregnant pause.
She returns, her blue dress complimenting her pale and greenish complexion
I think I'll pass on the spam.
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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St. Elizabeth
Nativity Play
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Why are you rushing to me, dear manager? I'm not the one carrying Jesus' evil twin.
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Elizabeth Anne, who will soon no longer live on Tenth Street.
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Sheep
Nativity Play
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Yikes! What's that smell?
Runs off stage, knocking over stage manager
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I may be just a purple sheep with a funny nose, but ThatsMrJuice 2U!
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chief stage manager
Nativity Play
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Elizabeth - you were supposed to hold the bucket for Mary - glad she made it offstage. I didn't have such good luck last night.
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The original bessie rosebride.
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
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Ooops, sorry Stage Manager, you were a little too late there....
Have you got some sawdust... you may need some just over there
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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