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Ladies, ladies! *notices no ladies present* Women, women! Please, desist and cease this pointless squabbling. You're upsetting the animals.

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Angel 6, with a tough hide and no need for a harness

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Rossweisse // The few, the proud, the angelic

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Please could we try and keep all shop talk to the Rehearsal Hall

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And we have a Rehearsal Hall? Where?

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How the heck are we supposed to drag out this Angels telling Shepherds scene all night? Anyone else up for a pub crawl?

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Don't ask me, I'm just the Musical Director. You need to ask the Narrator or Director about that side of things

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hello there, this is the cats minder...i'm so sorry that she shredded that little black-and-white, um, was it a dog? but after all, the little dear was attacked. really, you should keep dangerous animals like that under control!

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We don't need no stinkin' tealadies; we're ANGELS, and we can conjure up the stuff with a snap of the fingers ... The choice is yours, and the Tealady doesn't get a cut!

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We don't need no stinkin' tealadies; we're ANGELS, and we can conjure up the stuff with a snap of the fingers.

What would you prefer -- Courvoisier? Single malt scotch? Dom Perignon? Jack Daniels? Bud Lite? The choice is yours, and the Tealady doesn't get a cut!

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realsies that please isn't very fallen

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On Friday we have the big Other Visitors To The Stable Scene. This is the big chance for all the backstage crew, plus any members of the cast who haven't yet had the opportunity or courage to tread the boards to do so.

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Sorry, I might not be backstage for while this evening. Will sign in as soon as I can.

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and, just to be srious and step into my real person for a moment, the other commitments included a seriously sick daughter, and i really don't think the comments are funny.

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The Nativity Play is a love. It's my j-o-b I'd love to have the Fairy Godmother turn into a lump of coal. (I suppose she doesn't do evil tricks, though...)

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posted by on Funny things kids say

Rowen
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Posted 26. November 2002 22:57

The Sunday School Xmas play was in full swing.
Mary and Joseph came down the aisle of the church, looking very sweet and solemn.
"Mary" looked over at her family.... Daddy, Mummy and the 2 six month old twin boys. They were so proud of her!
They walked behind the pulpit, and re-appeared. Mary loving clutched the baby doll wrapped in a rug.
As clergy MC, I announced that they had been given a son by God. Joseph spoke strongly. "His name is Jesus!"
They walked over to the crib, and were about to lay Jesus therein, when Mary looked troubled. She glanced at me, and I craned my head- aha, a Sunday School teacher had goofed up. There was a baby Jesus doll already there in the crib! What was I to do?
But Mary kept her calm. She picked up the second doll, and announced with great joy "And this one is called Malcolm. He is Jesus' loved twin brother, and they are identical!"
So I did my usual giggle giggle giggle

Actually, upon reflection, the existance of such a twin might explain many of the mysteries found in the gospels....

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