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A very naughty boy

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[sees petrol station in the distance]

Regardless - I need petrol. Get your money out Mary.

[pulls up to pump, climbs out the car and starts filling the tank]

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Even Lowlier Shepherd

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[waking up and looking around dazedly, then grabbing on for dear life]
And my mother said shepherding was a safe occupation!!!!!! Aieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ferret normally known as Siegfried

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Virgin Mary

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Excuse me one minute. I don't like to appear ungrateful or anything, but... I mean, you were going this way anyway... How about I pay half? Or two thirds (me and the donkey?). Do they do any free gifts with the petrol?

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[Sheep 3 sniffs and blinks as a moped races past, recognizes the scent of Fairy Godmother, and lurches over the Donkey and into the front seat, attempting to escape.]

Baaaaaaaaaaa. Baaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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A very naughty boy

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Free gifts, are you joking. You'll pay the full tank or you, the donkey, the sheep and the luggage are staying right here.

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<Whistling happily. This is in no way connected with the hip flask that Fairy Godmother left behind in her hurry to get out of the haystack>

All together now...

[Yipee]

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(Donkey happily crunches on his carrot, looks over to see the sheep, and offers half) He humms crunchily offering Mary the other ear to scratch.

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Virgin Mary

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Looks longingly at her luggage; thinks about the fact that she hasn't a clue where she is, and if the donkey's carrying her it won't be able to map-read; remembers she needs to get to the Plaza in time to meet Joseph. Smiles serenely at Brian

Ok then. But maybe we could do a deal on the sheep!

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Originally posted by Even Lowlier Shepherd:
[waking up and looking around dazedly, then grabbing on for dear life]
And my mother said shepherding was a safe occupation!!!!!! Aieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

Wheeeeeeeeee!!! You OK back there?

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A very naughty boy

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If you're willing to pay for the cleaning bill for the sheep then you can have it - deal done and dusted - now go pay - the poor chap inside is getting impatient.

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Donkey spits carrot pieces and donkey spit all over Brian, WHAT!?!?!

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Mary shrugs... she doesn't half pick 'em.... and goes on in to pay for the petrol. Still, it's on Joseph's card, so that still leaves the cash for a bit of last-minute shopping in Bethlehem whilst waiting for him to arrive

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[Dusts carrot off jacket and glares at donkey]

Come on Mary, we need to get going.

[Starts engine]

*under breath*Women, they take forever! [Disappointed]

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Virgin Mary

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quote:
Originally posted by A very naughty boy:
If you're willing to pay for the cleaning bill for the sheep then you can have it - deal done and dusted

Hmmm... that wasn't quite what I meant, actually Brian! I thought we might just leave the sheep here as a, well a deposit! I hear they like sheep in Wales. It'd make a bit more room for the donkey too.

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(Grins sheepishly) Sorry, I just hope she got me somethin' in there.

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You never did study geography, did you Mary?

We're not in Wales. They don't have Romans there yet. *I* should know.

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Virgin Mary

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Smiles serenely at Brian

Ooops!

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chief stage manager

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quote:
Originally posted by Donkey:
(Grins sheepishly) Sorry, I just hope she got me somethin' in there.

I wonder what kind of donkey treats are available in a petrol station? [Eek!]

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*goes VERY quiet and VERY still, alongside the boring twin that isn't moving either*

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Erin (of course)

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[Sheep 3 notices that it is raining and reconsiders need to escape; being a Palestinian sheep, she isn't much used to rain. She clambers back into the rear seat, next to the hay bale.]

Baa.

*munch*

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*Fairy Godmothers screeches to a halt on the outskirts of Bethlehem - dust cloud behind her*

Right now to catch me a sheep

*Rolls up sleeves, unstraps shepherd from back of moped and lays him in the road*

Just lie there whilst I does a bit of tinkering

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[tapping Fairy Godmother on the shoulder]
(shouting over the rushing wind)Er... wasn't that the car back at the gas station we just passed?

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the ferret normally known as Siegfried

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A very naughty boy

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[Places car in second, and wheelspins out of garage, leaving a cloud of dust]

# Turns stereo back on #

Lemme hear ya say yeah! (wow!)
Lemme hear ya say yeah! (wow!)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no, no there's no limit!
no, no, no ,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no there's no limit!
No no limits, we'll reach for the sky!
No valley to deep. No mountain too high.


yee haaaa!

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Here you go, Donkey.. a man round the side of the service station there came up to me and asked me if I wanted to buy some grass so I got it for you. Doesn't look much like grass to me, but he assured me it was best quality. Hope that's OK.

Smiles her sweet and innocent smile at the donkey and passes a brown paper bag over into the back seat

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Virgin Mary

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!

Don't you think you're going just a little too fast?

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(Smudgie)

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quote:
Originally posted by Jesus' evil twin:
*goes VERY quiet and VERY still, alongside the boring twin that isn't moving either*

*well-behaved twin heaves a big sigh of relief, hoping that Cyril doesn't notice, and settles down for a bit more sleep

[Snore]

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Few people know that Beethoven's daughter is really the Son of God!

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chief stage manager

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quote:
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Here you go, Donkey.. a man round the side of the service station there came up to me and asked me if I wanted to buy some grass so I got it for you. Doesn't look much like grass to me, but he assured me it was best quality. Hope that's OK.

Smiles her sweet and innocent smile at the donkey and passes a brown paper bag over into the back seat

This was on my props table? Alright! Wonder if there is more about? [Wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by Even Lowlier Shepherd:
[tapping Fairy Godmother on the shoulder]
(shouting over the rushing wind)Er... wasn't that the car back at the gas station we just passed?

Sorry down there - yes it was but we're going to catch us a sheep

Fancy Lancashire hot pot for dinner tonight?

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It could only be Nanny Ogg

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quote:
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!

Don't you think you're going just a little too fast?

The babies are both sweetly sleeping and not stirring... which in itself is a miracle for little Cyril. I'd hate anything to disturb their comfortable sleeping and deep slumbering.

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(Smudgie)

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Just looks like a bunch of weeds to me, tastes funny too...but Hay, look over there, is that the lights of Bethlehem, or am I just seeing things?

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chief stage manager

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*Locates another brown paper bag...*

I wonder if the Director would like to share? A little backstage tranquility would be way cool.
[Cool]

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The original bessie rosebride.

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A very naughty boy

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[Flies past a road sign]

code:
A666

Bethlehem 5
Herod's Palace 15
Egypt 6921.38492



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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.

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Fairy Godmother

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*Using her advanced mechanics skills and with help of her magic wand the Fairy Godmother constructs a roadblock bearing the sign "STOP"

OK Shepherd get ready to grab that sheep

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(Immediately asks) Are we there yet? I'm getting a little hungry just now. Brownies perhaps! Hay, that stuff would be great mixed in with some brownies, let me just look in Joe's suitcase here...
(Donkey opens suitcase and rummages inside, begins to throw things all over car..)

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The BVM sighs with relief at the sight of the road sign. They are on the right route after all. She had been a little worried that the nice young man might be leading her a little astray. Suddenly the sounds of "ickle donkey" once again herald the arrival of a message from Joseph

U THERE YET?
JUST LOCKING UP SHOP
FORMS FILLED - MOSTLY
HAD TO GUESS AT VITAL STATS NOW!
LUV 2 JES AND CYRIL
JOE
PS - GET ME A BEER IN

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(Smudgie)

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quote:
Originally posted by chief stage manager:
*Locates another brown paper bag...*

I wonder if the Director would like to share? A little backstage tranquility would be way cool.
[Cool]

<Emerging from Google Search smelling suspiciously of something the donkey left behind>

She would indeed! [Big Grin]

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(I have brownies. Trade you for the Pringles in Joseph's shoe in the suitcase.)

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A very naughty boy

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[Sees an *well, what's the politically correct way of putting this?* Fairy Godmother holding a stop sign in the middle of the road]

[Stops in a cloud of dust]

Wait a minute - Fairy Godmothers aren't real.

[ 14. December 2002, 22:33: Message edited by: Director ]

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Romanes Eunt Domus,
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Virgin Mary

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JOE DARLING
ALMOST THERE
DONKEY HAD SURPRISING TURN OF SPEED
MET A NICE GUY CALLD BRIAN
U'D LIKE HIM
CAN'T W8 2 C U
LUV BVM

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(Smudgie)

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chief stage manager

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quote:
Originally posted by Director:
quote:
Originally posted by chief stage manager:
*Locates another brown paper bag...*

I wonder if the Director would like to share? A little backstage tranquility would be way cool.
[Cool]

<Emerging from Google Search smelling suspiciously of something the donkey left behind>

She would indeed! [Big Grin]

OK. Grab some snacks from the backstage bar.

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Sure SM. Here ya go!

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A very naughty boy

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[Eek!]

Mary - I need confirmation that there is a Fairy on the road. Have I been driving too long? And all you can do is play with that Mobile! [brick wall]

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quote:
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[See's an *well, what's the politically correct way of putting this?* Fairy Godmother holding a stop sign in the middle of the road]

[Stops in a cloud of dust]

Wait a minute - Fairy Godmothers aren't real.

This one is sunshine

OK - we're looking for a woolly animal with the brain of a pea

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quote:
Originally posted by A very naughty boy:
[Sees an *well, what's the politically correct way of putting this?* Fairy Godmother holding a stop sign in the middle of the road]

[Stops in a cloud of dust]

Wait a minute - Fairy Godmothers aren't real.

<Whispers from wings>

Psst! Remember what it said in 'Peter Pan?!' [Wink]

[ 14. December 2002, 22:32: Message edited by: Director ]

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[Sheep 3, who has once again dozed off while eating, disappears beneath a huge pile of stuff the Donkay threw out of the suitcases.]

*silence*

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I thought it was meant to be Joseph that had dreams, and he aint even here! [Disappointed]

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Fairy ... meet Brian.
Brian... meet Fairy. [Big Grin]

There, will that do? Of course she's a real imaginary Fairy Godmother, Brian. Don't you read your Bible? [Roll Eyes]

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I can see one! I can see one! Wow, there's a lot of them around! Wings, halos, and everything. Do ya think they grant wishes too?

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hmmmmmm

How much will you give us for it Fairy?

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OK this won't take long

Opens car door and grabs sheep by throat

Brian - I need a hand with this creature.

You take it's rear end for me there'a a good lad

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It could only be Nanny Ogg

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