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Thread: Scene 12: Other Visitors
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Sheep
Nativity Play
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Posted
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Originally posted by Fairy Godmother:
A few sheepskin wall hangings to set off the natural wood - with the purple one as a rug on the restored floorboards that would be good painted black
Fixes a suspicious gaze at Fairy Godmother. ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Posted
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Originally posted by Narrator:
quote:
Originally posted by Mother Mary:
What we really need is someone who could knock together some new furniture, put a few shelves up or something. A sort of Handy Andy or something.
How about a brainy Brian?
Or a crafty Chris ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Chief Angel
Nativity Play
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Aah! What lovely babies!
She looks lovely whilst she's asleep, but I'd say she's a pain when she's awake, yesno?
He looks adorable! And the baby of our Lord? Which one?
![[Not worthy!]](graemlins/notworthy.gif) ![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif)
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Mother Mary
Nativity Play
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TXT TO HRD
GOT UR TXT
I AM SURE U DONT MEAN IT
U R A NICE CHAP REALLY
Y NOT CUM 3 T
& C THE BABES
U CAN ADORE THEM
IF U LIKE
BRING A GIFT
LUV MARY
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Herod
Nativity Play
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TXT TO MARY.
THANX, BUT I'D RATHER CHEW MY OWN TESTICLES OFF.
DID YOU GET THE JAR OF BABY FOOD I SENT WITH THE WISEMEN?
LOVE HEROD.
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Mother Mary
Nativity Play
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Posted
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Originally posted by Chief Angel:
Aah! What lovely babies!
She looks lovely whilst she's asleep, but I'd say she's a pain when she's awake, yesno?
Oh Babushka, you can say that again. But nobody said this mothering was going to be easy, I suppose. One way to look at it, she has character.
quote:
He looks adorable! And the baby of our Lord? Which one?
He is just the easiest baby ever... no crying he makes, just an occasional jingle.. He's God's son, you know. Got his father's eyes.
[ 20. December 2002, 21:38: Message edited by: Musical Director ]
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
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[Sheep 3 overhears the remark about sheepskins on the wall, and decides not to pursue the fight with Rudolph, since it would only draw the attention of the Fairy Godmother.]
Baaaaaaaaaa.
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Mother Mary
Nativity Play
# 3799
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Posted
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Originally posted by Herod:
TXT TO MARY.
THANX, BUT I'D RATHER CHEW MY OWN TESTICLES OFF.
DID YOU GET THE JAR OF BABY FOOD I SENT WITH THE WISEMEN?
LOVE HEROD.
Mary glances serenely at the jar of baby food near the manger. Somehow it seems to have been knocked over and the glass smashed by the trampling hooves of a random sheep.
Tut... where's the stage manager when you need one? Someone's going to get hurt on all that glass.
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Mother Mary
Nativity Play
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TXT 2 HEROD
SORRY 2 HEAR THAT
ENJOY UR MEAL
JAR BROKEN
SHAME
U ANY GOOD WIV DEAD MICE?
LUV BVM
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Do you fancy a bit of a shopping spree Mary?
Could do Ikea and a few other places and be back before the babes wake.
Anyway, I'm sure this angel don't mind a spot of babby sitting
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Chief Angel
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Mother Mary:
He's God's son, you know. Got his father's eyes.
Yes, I can see that now. It's always the eyes that give the father away, I've thought.
*'Babushka' adores the baby Jesus*
If you ever need a babysitter, you call on me, yesno? They don't call me 'The Old Mother' for nothing you know... ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Mother Mary
Nativity Play
# 3799
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Fairy Godmother:
Do you fancy a bit of a shopping spree Mary?
Could do Ikea and a few other places and be back before the babes wake.
It's really tempting, Godmother, but the trouble is... I'm expecting visitors. And the one thing I am starting to learn about visitors is that you never know when they are going to turn up.
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Mother Mary:
quote:
Originally posted by Fairy Godmother:
Do you fancy a bit of a shopping spree Mary?
Could do Ikea and a few other places and be back before the babes wake.
It's really tempting, Godmother, but the trouble is... I'm expecting visitors. And the one thing I am starting to learn about visitors is that you never know when they are going to turn up.
Don't look like much of a visitor night - well not until pubs shut at 11
We could even grab some food whilst we're at it
*Wonders if Mary drinks Bloody or Virgin Marys*
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Chief Angel
Nativity Play
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*suddenly remembers something*
You said something about curtains? It's just that, well, I haven't got a gift to give, and, well, I can sew.
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Mother Mary
Nativity Play
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Excellent, now look... I have a few metres of blue material in my bag over there, I thought a nice set of tab top curtains for the window, and matching drapes over the babies' cots...
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Chief Angel:
*suddenly remembers something*
You said something about curtains? It's just that, well, I haven't got a gift to give, and, well, I can sew.
Just perfect
See all that blue material thrown in the corner there (points to Mary's cast offs) ideal for a couple of pairs at least.
Probably enough for a throw and matching cushion covers as well
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Gabriel
Apprentice
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Just popping to check that all is well and that all my angels are behaving themselves
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Jesus' evil twin
Nativity Play
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Shopping? Did someone say shopping?
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Gabriel
Apprentice
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What is that you are sewing, Chief Angel? Not so hard up that you have to take in sewing, I trust. You know the rules about second jobs.
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Chief Angel
Nativity Play
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Posted
*takes both suggestions on board*
Alright then, my dears. I could use a cuppa if there's one going, and some choccie biccies?
*takes blue material and sets up her sewing machine in the corner - nothing like being prepared, is there now? ![[Wink]](wink.gif) *
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Jesus' evil twin:
Shopping? Did someone say shopping?
Strange how quickly some kids learn to speak ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Mother Mary
Nativity Play
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Now that's perfect timing... Godmother, why not take your Goddaughter shopping? A good bonding opportunity for you before the Christening.
Ponders a little about Christening Christ, but decides to leave that thought until a more convenient time. After all, she has a colour scheme to devise.
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Mother Mary:
Now that's perfect timing... Godmother, why not take your Goddaughter shopping? A good bonding opportunity for you before the Christening.
Ponders a little about Christening Christ, but decides to leave that thought until a more convenient time. After all, she has a colour scheme to devise.
Could take her up Camden Market I guess - she'd sort of fit in with the goths and ageing hippies
But she'd have to lose that manic grin
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Mother Mary
Nativity Play
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Manic grin? My sweet Lavinia???
Picks up the child
Diddums hear what your Godmother said about you, my cutchy cutchy coo?
Ah, Godmother.. I see your point. Here you are.
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Now you be good Lavinia and I'll treat you to a jar of good ale
*Picks up baby and wanders into the sunlight*
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Tour Manager
Nativity Play
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(Wanders across stage in a daze, rather oily. Muttering under breath)
Camels... red-nosed GPS satellite tracking... kings... Bethlehem one-way system... Lap Dancers... I'm not doing this trip again...
And definitely no mums' and tots' excursions to Ikea...
(Happens on Nativity crib. Reverently deposits Complete Road and Track Guide to Judea and Galilee (including Egypt) 2004 Gold Edition and stumbles off stage)
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Let's get this show on the roaaaaaaaaaaaa- *boink* (Eutychus)
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Mother Mary
Nativity Play
# 3799
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Tour Manager:
Complete Road and Track Guide to Judea and Galilee (including Egypt) 2004 Gold Edition
Picks up the gift
Hmmm, here's one which might come in useful... I've always fancied a holiday in Egypt... but I don't suppose we can afford it really.
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Angel 1
Nativity Play
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Posted
hi all,
anything (not too) nice i can do?
A1
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Angel 1
Nativity Play
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ooh, p.s. brought gift, a rubix cube. hours of fun! (or hours of annoyance, either one!)
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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*Waddles back in from shopping trip and dumps baby Lavinia in crib*
That child is impossible - each time I went into a shop she left with more items than I lawfully bought
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The Cow
Nativity Play
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<blushes, shuffles rapidly offstage, reemerges wearing hastily donned plastic udder>
Er... Moooo.
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Anybody ever seen a whale in a cow outfit before?
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Musical Director
Nativity Play
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Hello recently-descended-angel. If you want to help go rustle up some other visitors, please!
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ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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Angel 1
Nativity Play
# 3661
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Posted
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Originally posted by The Cow:
<blushes, shuffles rapidly offstage, reemerges wearing hastily donned plastic udder>
Er... Moooo.
did you get confused?!
ha ha ha ha!
A1
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WorkInProgress
Shipmate
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Gabriel:
What is that you are sewing, Chief Angel? Not so hard up that you have to take in sewing, I trust. You know the rules about second jobs.
*Chief Angel leans across to Gabriel and points up the thread*
Right near the top somewhere - you'll see I'm playing Babushka, the poor, old, Russian peasant lady who visits Our Lord in a certain legend of the same name. It's just we were thin on the ground on stage, what with everyone having passed through already pretty much, so I
m just filling in the gap until something happens. However, if you're up for a song and dance routine...
![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif)
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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I wish someone would rustle up a cup of te -I'm parched
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The Cow
Nativity Play
# 3656
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Angel 1:
did you get confused?!
ha ha ha ha!
A1
Who? Me? Er.. no. I think. I mean yes. Probably. Maybe. What day is it?
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Anybody ever seen a whale in a cow outfit before?
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Angel 1
Nativity Play
# 3661
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Musical Director:
Hello recently-descended-angel. If you want to help go rustle up some other visitors, please!
No. Too helpful.
A1
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Angel 1
Nativity Play
# 3661
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Right. against my better judgement i have used my psychic powers and spread the word.
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Angel 1:
Right. against my better judgement i have used my psychic powers and spread the word.
I'd try using your voice they might hear you
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Mother Mary
Nativity Play
# 3799
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Fairy Godmother:
I wish someone would rustle up a cup of te -I'm parched
The kettle's on.. but we have run out of milk, I'm afraid.
Casts an enquiring glance at the cow
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Musical Director
Nativity Play
# 3651
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Angel 1:
Right. against my better judgement i have used my psychic powers and spread the word.
Psychotic powers, eh? I know all about those...
*X-Files Theme*
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ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Now then Mary - I suppose you'd like to know what I managed to get (legally that is) without the aid of Lavinia's sticky fingers
*Picks up shopping bags which seem to have multiplied*
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The Cow
Nativity Play
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![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif) Who's got the warmest hands?
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Anybody ever seen a whale in a cow outfit before?
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by The Cow:
Who's got the warmest hands?
I don't think the music director has judging the state of his boiler
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Angel 1
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Musical Director:
quote:
Originally posted by Angel 1:
Right. against my better judgement i have used my psychic powers and spread the word.
Psychotic powers, eh? I know all about those...
*X-Files Theme*
You want psychotic? I can do psychotic. . .
now where are those scissors?. .
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The Cow
Nativity Play
# 3656
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Er.. I've heard sheep milk is very healthy...
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Anybody ever seen a whale in a cow outfit before?
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Angel 1:
quote:
Originally posted by Musical Director:
quote:
Originally posted by Angel 1:
Right. against my better judgement i have used my psychic powers and spread the word.
Psychotic powers, eh? I know all about those...
*X-Files Theme*
You want psychotic? I can do psychotic. . .
now where are those scissors?. .
I think Lavinia's playing with them
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Mother Mary
Nativity Play
# 3799
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Fairy Godmother, come on... get those bags open.
Blows serenely on her hands to warm them up a bit
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Angel 1
Nativity Play
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I'm off to find some mischief.
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