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Thread: Scene 13: The Wise Men leave by a different route
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
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Well, Two. There is that bit about what Rudolph the radioactive red-nosed sheep (did I really just say that? ![[Razz]](tongue.gif) ) scratched in the dust on the floor of the stable.
Seemed to touch something deep down inside of me, I tell ya. Yessirree.
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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What'd I say?
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Tour Manager
Nativity Play
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Fairy Godmother!!!
Please please please deliver us from these tourists and return us to Palestine...
Pleeeeeeeeze?
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Let's get this show on the roaaaaaaaaaaaa- *boink* (Eutychus)
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Look if you want me to bibbity bobbity something you've some to the wrong fairy
It's a bad hair day and I've a washing machine that's broken down ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif)
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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(regardng WG2' post)
Oh. Right.
Consulting angels sounds like a good idea.
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
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Pssst. FGM. Couldn't we do the bit with our ruby-red slippers or sumthin?
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Fairy Godmother:
Look if you want me to bibbity bobbity something you've some to the wrong fairy
It's a bad hair day and I've a washing machine that's broken down
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Chief Wise Man:
Pssst. FGM. Couldn't we do the bit with our ruby-red slippers or sumthin?
I could do something with the black suede boots I guess.
You want Palestine? What's it worth?
I mean I don't do owt for nothing you know ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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Tour Manager
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Fairy Godmother:
Look if you want me to bibbity bobbity something you've some to the wrong fairy
It's a bad hair day and I've a washing machine that's broken down
OK I'll do a deal. I'll fix your washing machine if you get us out of here!!!
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Let's get this show on the roaaaaaaaaaaaa- *boink* (Eutychus)
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Phil the Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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Phil laughs and knocks his fuzzy pink slippers together.
"Hey, I'll do my part!"
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So, wheres can I get a drink in dis town? Feels so good ta can dat Kenwritez nice-guy schtick.
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
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Hey, if yer gonna be waving majic sticks about and such; let's just bypass palestine for parts further east, how about?
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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look, all we gotta do is go home by a different route. I assume we took the direct route in the first place, so this time we need to be a little more creative.
How's Greece this time of year?
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Tour Manager
Nativity Play
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(nips into Le Jérusalem Bar and grabs Les Pages Jaunes. Starts leafing through them in search of readily available and not too expensive washing machine repair shop)
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Let's get this show on the roaaaaaaaaaaaa- *boink* (Eutychus)
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Right - washing machine can wait
You want Palestine who can have it - provided I get a ride...
*Clicks heels together and falls over her feet*
Drat
*Waves wand over tour bus and shouts *
"The script so far has gone astray
And I've got a lot to do today
This bus is in the wrong place and time
Send us back to Palestine"
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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And WG2 has a point..has anyone filled the Zombie-Wise men in on the socio-religio-whatever import of the child we visited? The one I have been mooning over with Player Knowledge?
*In RPG terms, news your character has no business knowing.
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Tour Manager
Nativity Play
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VOOOMMM!!!
KAZAAMMMM!!!
![[Eek!]](eek.gif) ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif)
(Silence)
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Let's get this show on the roaaaaaaaaaaaa- *boink* (Eutychus)
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Phil the Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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"Look, we still ain't settled on what we're gonna do about Herod. If we just take a powder, he'll still try and find us. I vote we fake him out, make him t'ink we got sidelined on purpose, like, ummm...errr...yeah! Like we got invited as contestants on a game show! Dat's da ticket! How's dat idea?"
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So, wheres can I get a drink in dis town? Feels so good ta can dat Kenwritez nice-guy schtick.
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Tour Manager:
VOOOMMM!!!
KAZAAMMMM!!!
(Silence)
Bother - 21st century
Try again
*waves wand up and down until sparks fly and the air is blue*
$%@£*&$@
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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![[brick wall]](graemlins/brick_wall.gif)
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Erm....
Sorry folks but we seem to have landed in the courtyard of a rather large palace
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Herod
Nativity Play
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<Phone on bus rings>
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Phil the Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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Taps FGM onna shoulder...
"'Scuse me, lady. Would you please detour us through Austin, TX so's we can stop for some hot CFS at Threadgill's onna way to Palestine?"
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So, wheres can I get a drink in dis town? Feels so good ta can dat Kenwritez nice-guy schtick.
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Fairy Godmother:
Erm....
Sorry folks but we seem to have landed in the courtyard of a rather large palace
Orale', we in trouble now...
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Tour Manager
Nativity Play
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BOOOOMMM!!
FWISH!!
CLUNK!
(The Tour Bus reappears in a dusty, nondescript area somewhere in the Middle East)
Different route, different route, they said. I dunno... my tachometer has burned up. My contract only went as far as Paris. You're on your own from here, I need to recover...
(staggers off to personal bunk at rear of bus and sinks into deep sleep, having paused only to switch the Bus over to AutoPilot (wise man and fairy godmother compatible)
![[Snore]](graemlins/snore.gif)
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE!
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Herod
Nativity Play
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<Phone is still ringing>
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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(Glancing around for landmarks)
I guess "where the %*&$* are we" is kind of an obvious remark...
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
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Look!
It's the western boarder of Ur Customs Station!
We're home, Auntie Em, We're Home!
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Phil the Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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"Hey Chief, are you sure o' dat? Looks an awful lot like central Texas to me...."
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So, wheres can I get a drink in dis town? Feels so good ta can dat Kenwritez nice-guy schtick.
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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(jumps up and down like a schoolgirl, hugs Chief, wipes a tear way)
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Fairy Godmother:
Sorry folks but we seem to have landed in the courtyard of a rather large palace
EXCUSE ME LISTEN UP...
A COURTYARD OF A LARGE PALACE - LIKE HEROD'S?
Mutters - deaf and stupid but definitely not wise
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
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SOMEBODY answer that INFERNAL phone!
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
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[to Phil]: Buddy, this is a family show. We don't USE the T word here. I'm from Oklahoma. I know what T* looks like. This ain't it.
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Herod
Nativity Play
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Posted
<RING FRICKING RING, PEOPLE!>
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Chief Wise Man:
SOMEBODY answer that INFERNAL phone!
OK - I get the hint. Once a receptionist, always a dogsbody
*Picks up the phone*
Hello Wise Men's tour bus, Fairy speaking, how may I help you?
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Herod
Nativity Play
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Ah, hello.
Put me through to one of the 'wise' men.
Thanks ever so much.
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
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motions for FGM to hand phone to Phil ...
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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(While we were speaking, a hole opened up under Wise Guy, sucking him straight down. moments pass. A rumble and a noise resembling "Spat" is heard, and wise Guy shoots up out of sand upright, relatively near to where he was before.
In other words, I got booted offline ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif) .)
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Herod
Nativity Play
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<Herod waits>
Damn.
I hate being on hold.
<"Please hold, your call is important to us. All our wise men are currently busy. You are call number... One... in our queue. Please hold, your call is important to us. All our wise men are currently busy....">
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
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game of hot potato ensues. Wise Guy ends up holding phone and places it to his/her ear ...
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Chief Wise Man:
motions for FGM to hand phone to Phil ...
Er - umm
I'm sorry but Wise men are occupied at present
I'm putting you through to Phil in sales
Trying to connect you
*Accidently hits end call button*
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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(assuming I still have phone)
Uh...Yo?
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Herod
Nativity Play
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Russin fussin mussin...
<presses redial button>
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Stoo
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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*looks at phone flasing and ringing*
Wise man's tour bus Fairy speaking, how may i help you?
*Why's this phone playing Tubular Bells as it's ring tone?
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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Uh, guys? there's no-one on the...
<ring, ring>
(Hits answer button)
Uh...Yo?
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Herod
Nativity Play
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Ah, hello.
I believe I was accidently disconected.
I'd like to speak to your manager please.
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Now there's 2 phones and no-one who can use them properly
Why does this one have the theme music to the Exorcist?
Can't we have Jingle Bells?
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
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motions Wise Guy to take phone back to Tour Manager. He's the only manager in this scene.
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Wise Man 2
Nativity Play
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Manager? does he really think anyone's in control here?
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Narrator
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Wise Man 2:
Does he really think anyone's in control here?
The scriptwriter?
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