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Thread: Scene 13: The Wise Men leave by a different route
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
# 3707
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Posted
(Toddles over to TM, hands over phone.)
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KELLY ALVES makes a flip remark and ends up in a play. Hi, Mom!
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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Posted
I miss Rudolph....
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KELLY ALVES makes a flip remark and ends up in a play. Hi, Mom!
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
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Posted
motions for phone to be handed over to Narrator
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incurablyGeeking westwardly; avatar following yonder star.
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Herod
Nativity Play
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Posted
AHEM!
This is truly awful customer service!
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
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Posted
Impatiently -- strides back and takes phone
HELLO!
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incurablyGeeking westwardly; avatar following yonder star.
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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Oy. Can't wait for the reviews on this one....
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KELLY ALVES makes a flip remark and ends up in a play. Hi, Mom!
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Herod:
AHEM!
This is truly awful customer service!
Hello - oh you again
Just putting you through to - well anyone really.
I mean it is Christmas and half the people are down the pub
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
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Posted
takes the other phone
HELLO! Double HELLO!
Get on with it, man!
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Herod
Nativity Play
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Posted
Ah, hello.
Don't know if you remember me? I'm Herod - you know, the one who threatened you with possibly certain death.
You're supposed to be visiting me.
And you're late.
Care to explain?
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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Posted
(Wise Guy holds up empty hands and smiles)
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KELLY ALVES makes a flip remark and ends up in a play. Hi, Mom!
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Wise Man 2
Nativity Play
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Posted
Who is it CWM?
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When I'm not creeping around stables at 2 in the morning I go by the name Alan
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
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Oh! Right! Um, err, kind of you to call and remind us.
Ummm, er, we've been called home on urgent business. I'm sure you'll understand ... you being a responsible monarch and all. Sorry we don't have time to drop by and chat.
Perhaps next time?
Oh, we're already across the border.
Don't be sending any messengers our way, OK? We took care of the last two and there's more where that comes from.
Ta!
presses end
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Narrator
Nativity Play
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Posted
<Takes phone from Fairy Godmother>
Please press 1 for Pointless Excuses, 2 for Small Fibs, 3 for Outright Lies and 666 for The Beast.
Thank you for calling Southern Rail Customer Services.
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Chapelhead
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
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Our would-be host, Two. So glad you shared that dream with us. He doesn't sound very hospitable.
Well, we can relax now. We're almost home.
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Narrator
Nativity Play
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Posted
<Places phone in the wine bucket>
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Chapelhead
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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Posted
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
This is getting better and better....
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KELLY ALVES makes a flip remark and ends up in a play. Hi, Mom!
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Herod
Nativity Play
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Posted
He hung up on me?
He hung up on me?
Child-killing can wait.
I have some very stupid astronomers to kill in nasty ways.
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Wise Man 2
Nativity Play
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Posted
Herod? That old wind bag. He can rant as much as he likes, but there's no way he can find out where we are. We don't even know where we are so he's got no hope.
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When I'm not creeping around stables at 2 in the morning I go by the name Alan
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Herod
Nativity Play
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Posted
WHERE IS MY FRICKING HENCHMAN?!
I'm getting rather ticked off.
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
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Posted
Camera perspective: in the sky over the border between Palestine and Ur. Sky swarms with Osage SDF fighter craft, patrolling the border against any untoward and unfriendly action. Speak softly and carry a big stick.
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
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[Fade-in to bus. CWM, WM2, Phil and Wise Guy are standing in Circle of Power (TM). A faint light is glowing in the midst. They raise their hands as a keening, sound swells in crescendo]
Herod's such a nasty guy
Herod needs to slowly die
So we're hexing him, this we see
He's gonna die from STD's
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Wise Man 2:
Herod? That old wind bag. He can rant as much as he likes, but there's no way he can find out where we are. We don't even know where we are so he's got no hope.
Can't you read - in a courtyard of a large large palace in Palestine
(men) ![[brick wall]](graemlins/brick_wall.gif)
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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Unless he tagged us with a tracer before we left...
(pales, begins slapping at clothing.)
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KELLY ALVES makes a flip remark and ends up in a play. Hi, Mom!
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Herod
Nativity Play
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Posted
And why's there a "love-wagon" on my lawn?
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
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[fingers in ears with eyes closed]I don't HEAR you! na-na-mumble-blah-mumble-nah-nah!
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
# 3707
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Fairy Godmother:
quote:
Originally posted by Wise Man 2:
Herod? That old wind bag. He can rant as much as he likes, but there's no way he can find out where we are. We don't even know where we are so he's got no hope.
Can't you read - in a courtyard of a large large palace in Palestine
(men)
? I thought we got morphed somewhere else after that.
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KELLY ALVES makes a flip remark and ends up in a play. Hi, Mom!
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Herod
Nativity Play
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Posted
<Gets up, walks outside and knocks on the bus's window>
Excuse me. You're parked on my geraniums.
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Herod
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Wise Guy:
I thought we got morphed somewhere else after that.
We've already established your track record in that area, though, haven't we?
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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Posted
( Surreptitiously takes a big knock of pilfered saki)
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KELLY ALVES makes a flip remark and ends up in a play. Hi, Mom!
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Herod:
quote:
Originally posted by Wise Guy:
I thought we got morphed somewhere else after that.
We've already established your track record in that area, though, haven't we?
*Climbs out of bus and stands next to Herod - realised that he's rather short in real life*
Them's not geraniums - nastursiums more like
and weeds
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Herod
Nativity Play
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I am NOT short!
<Herod's eye twitches>
Anyway. You're fat.
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Narrator
Nativity Play
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Posted
<It's celebrity smackdown time again>
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Chapelhead
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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Posted
( slings arm around FG.)
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KELLY ALVES makes a flip remark and ends up in a play. Hi, Mom!
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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( on second thought...better leave her arms free...)
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KELLY ALVES makes a flip remark and ends up in a play. Hi, Mom!
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Herod
Nativity Play
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Posted
Er... Wise Guy, I recognise you from somewhere.
Is this your bus?
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Herod:
I am NOT short!
<Herod's eye twitches>
Anyway. You're fat.
Not - just underheight for my weight
You'd better go to some anger maintenance classes - you've an aggressive height compensation problem you need to deal with
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Angel 1
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Herod:
WHERE IS MY FRICKING HENCHMAN?!
I'm getting rather ticked off.
May I be of service?
A
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Jenny Ann smiles sweetly
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Deputy Chief Shepherd
Nativity Play
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SOUND OF TAPPING ON DOOR TO BUS WASHROOM...
Hello? hello? Anyone there? The door's stuck.
And how did I get here? Must have been last night - knew I shouldn't have drunk so much...
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Yes, I'm a madferret. And that's my own teatowel.
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Narrator
Nativity Play
# 3680
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Posted
<Perhaps the wise men can make their escape while FG and I distract Herod>
Nasty Herod was very short
And, although we are not heightist,
We all love to laugh at him -
'Cus he's not scary in the slightest.
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Chapelhead
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Herod
Nativity Play
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Why yes, you may.
This blancmange with wings is not amusing me.
Do something with it.
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Herod
Nativity Play
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Wanna make something of it, story-boy?
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Wise Man 2
Nativity Play
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Posted
Quick guys, it doesn't take a genius to realise we should leg it.
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When I'm not creeping around stables at 2 in the morning I go by the name Alan
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Herod:
Er... Wise Guy, I recognise you from somewhere.
Is this your bus?
(GOD, iam so stupid!Shit, shit, shit!)
Er... que dice? no lo entiendo. Solo estoy un pequeno tour guide.
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KELLY ALVES makes a flip remark and ends up in a play. Hi, Mom!
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Herod:
Why yes, you may.
This blancmange with wings is not amusing me.
Do something with it.
Oooh blanchmange - is that all you can insult me with you undersized squirt
Maybe your mother didn't give you enough cuddles or did she get out the phot album each time you brought a girl home and showed them pictures of you in nappies...you really have problems
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Narrator
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Herod:
Wanna make something of it, story-boy?
I've got the rest of the script and a bottle of Tippex, and I'm not afraid to use it.
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Chapelhead
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Angel 1
Nativity Play
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Posted
the angel summons up all her evilness (considerable) and gives the fairy godmother the nastiest look she can. . . .
F**k off!
she does
A
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Jenny Ann smiles sweetly
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Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Wise Man 2:
Quick guys, it doesn't take a genius to realise we should leg it.
Yeah, who had that gizmo that sent us off into space?
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KELLY ALVES makes a flip remark and ends up in a play. Hi, Mom!
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Herod
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Narrator:
I've got the rest of the script and a bottle of Tippex, and I'm not afraid to use it.
I can ad-lib.
Now... where do I know this wise guy from?
<Think, think, think>
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Angel 1:
the angel summons up all her evilness (considerable) and gives the fairy godmother the nastiest look she can. . . .
F**k off!
she does
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Chance would be a fine thing - but the men around here wouldn't know what to do ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Herod
Nativity Play
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Posted
Er, didn't you eat all my chocolates?
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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