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Thread: Scene 14: Flight to Egypt and Grand Finale
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Sheep
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Waddles out of limo, sees airport in distance. Wonders if they have any Black Sheep, or any Pringles there.
Baaaaaaaa!
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I may be just a purple sheep with a funny nose, but ThatsMrJuice 2U!
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Evil Henchman
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ignoring the phone, and getting very suspicious
Everybody out of the car, now!
And stay where you are!
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Mother Mary
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Mary hesitates one moment...
The Luggage!!!
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Evil Henchman
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Hey - come back here!
Starts running after the escapees
Damn this phone!
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Mother Mary
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In a rare decisive moment, Mary decides to leave the luggage. After all, she has Joseph's credit card, and Egypt's great for shopping
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Fairy Godmother
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*Looks back and sees driver with policeman - it don't look good.
*Waves wand and turns policeman into toad*
There - always wanted to do that to a man ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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A very naughty boy
Nativity Play
# 3677
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txts P Pilot
PLANE READY TO GO? ALMOST THERE - WAIT 4 US.
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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.
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Evil Henchman
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Spots the baby
Hey!
That's a boy! Bring him here, in the name of the King!
Draws sword. Phone keeps ringing
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Mother Mary
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quote:
Originally posted by Mother Mary:
In a rare decisive moment, Mary decides to leave the luggage. After all, she has Joseph's credit card, and Egypt's great for shopping
Hey Brian... do we have travel insurance?
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Deputy Chief Shepherd
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Shepherd quickly opens boot and throws luggage, spare sheep and donkey on to luggage trolley that just happens to be there. rearranges tea towel to look like airport uniform
'Scuse me. Must get these to T5. flight about to leave.
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Yes, I'm a madferret. And that's my own teatowel.
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Black Angel
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Takes one flying leap and, black lace trailing behind her, rugby tackles Henchman. Sword and phone scatter, bouncing through the rubble. Grabbing the phone, she waves it frantically in Henchman's face.
It's for you-hoo
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Peronel, Black Angel and Typo Slayer extraordinaire...
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Evil Henchman
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On finding herself changed into a toad, the Henchman drops the sword and the phone
Ribbet?!
Luckily, the effects are only temporary, and soon wear off. Upon her return to normality, she answers the phone whilst chasing after the party.
Hello?
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Pontius Pilot
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Capt. Pilot hears mobile bleeping with new message, but then the battery dies. He jumps as the Terminal 5 tannoy booms out...
Look. Brian Air Flight 666 can't wait for ever, you know. Gate 22. Get there NOW!
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A very naughty boy
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Looks back and to his horror see's Mary and Fairy being chased by a sword weilding man. Takes a photo on his digital camera for the authorities and waits for Mary and the Fairy to run past before dispersing the whole bag of spare ball bearings for his Cessna over the floor behind them.
Keeps running towards the gate
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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.
[strathclydezero]
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Herod
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WHERE THE FRICK ARE YOU?!
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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A very naughty boy
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Mary - gate 22, keep running!
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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.
[strathclydezero]
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Black Angel
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Runs for the gate, heels skittering unpredictably on the ball-bearings. She manages to keep her feet and catches up with Mary. Grinning wildly,
Most exciting Christmas I've ever had. Beats Christmas telly and jigsaws with the grandparents hands-down.
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Peronel, Black Angel and Typo Slayer extraordinaire...
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Mother Mary
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Oh Brian.. what a hero! ![[Not worthy!]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
Come on Fairy G, I can see the plane ahead...
She and the fairy run at top speed towards the waiting aeroplane and dive serenely through the open door.
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Evil Henchman
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I've found the baby sir!
I'm chasing the family now!
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Deputy Chief Shepherd
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staggers into terminal with luggage
NAF666 please? Gate 12. OK...
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Yes, I'm a madferret. And that's my own teatowel.
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Pontius Pilot
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Catches sight of party of people and animals running towards him at Gate 5.
Must be them.
Sees Sir Brian.
Sir Brian, sir. At your service.
[ 22. December 2002, 23:16: Message edited by: Pontius Pilot ]
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Mother Mary
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Good show, Black Angel!
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Black Angel
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Leaps into the plane followed closely by a small flock of multi-coloured sheep.
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Peronel, Black Angel and Typo Slayer extraordinaire...
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A very naughty boy
Nativity Play
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[Dives through door and slams the hatch shut just as Black Angel slips in]
Hi there P Pilot - great to meet you at last - best get in the air quick - some weirdo out there.
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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.
[strathclydezero]
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Herod
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The baby is in a stable in Bethlehem, fool!
I got a text from his mother meant for his father!
I've been trying to ring you for nearly half an hour!
GET BACK TO THAT BLOODY STABLE!
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#I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Deputy Chief Shepherd
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quote:
Originally posted by A very naughty boy:
Mary - gate 22, keep running!
Gets to Gate 12. Looks at departure screen.
Drat!
ties donkey to front of trolley Go!
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Yes, I'm a madferret. And that's my own teatowel.
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Pontius Pilot
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Yes, sir Brian. However, there's the small question of payments for tickets first.
Slams aircraft door in Henchman's face.
I mean, there's two children, two sheep, one fairy godmother, one Virgin, plus you, Sir Brian... that makes 4 humans, 1 animal and a... hmmm.
Looks Fairy Godmother up and down.
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Mother Mary
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Mary slips into a window seat and fastens her seatbelt..adjusting it a little as she has lost soooo much weight!... and takes the sleeping babe off the Fairy Godmother to nurse in her arms
Sorry Fairy Godmother, I think this seat's taken. Now, where's the stewardess? I could murder an appletize.
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Black Angel
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quote:
Originally posted by Pontius Pilot:
Yes, sir Brian. However, there's the small question of payments for tickets first.
Slams aircraft door in Henchman's face.
I mean, there's two children, two sheep, one fairy godmother, one Virgin, plus you, Sir Brian... that makes 4 humans, 1 animal and a... hmmm.
Looks Fairy Godmother up and down.
*stamps foot* *wails*
Don't forget me!
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Peronel, Black Angel and Typo Slayer extraordinaire...
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Deputy Chief Shepherd
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Gate22 Donkey... Shepherd...luggage
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Yes, I'm a madferret. And that's my own teatowel.
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Evil Henchman
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But...
Looks at plane
Looks back at motorbike
Looks at plane again
Ghhh... I'm going, I'm going!
Heads back to motorbike and drives off, back in the direction of the stable, muttering obscenities under her breath
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A very naughty boy
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I think Mary is paying for the lot ... or at least that's what she told me.
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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.
[strathclydezero]
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Fairy Godmother
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quote:
Originally posted by Pontius Pilot:
Looks Fairy Godmother up and down.
Do your job and get us out of here sunshine
*Some people think they run this place*
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Pontius Pilot
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At least, that's the complete list on the manifest... Do we need to open the door again for the other members of the party?
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Mother Mary
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Glances out of the window at the wrecked car, its boot sprung open to reveal the luggage strewn around
Oh no! I think we left the gift of gold in the boot. Will a slightly chewed Eeyore do?
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Black Angel
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Glares at Pilot, her lip wobbling.
I am an Angel of the Lord. Sort of. And Gabriel will be very cross if you don't get us out of here!
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Deputy Chief Shepherd
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Fairy Godmother it's me! rearranges towel back to shepherd mode
Gosh, I must be desperate! ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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Yes, I'm a madferret. And that's my own teatowel.
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Fairy Godmother
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quote:
Originally posted by Pontius Pilot:
At least, that's the complete list on the manifest... Do we need to open the door again for the other members of the party?
I think there's a couple of people caging a free ride
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Pontius Pilot
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Smiles professionally at Fairy Godmother.
Please sit down, madam. If you lower the armrest, you can make use of both 13E and 13F, you know.
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Mother Mary
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Pilot, if you could just hang on a moment, I think the driver may be here any second with some of my luggage. There may be a bit of frankincense in there...and definitely a donkey. Just taxi slowly and they'll be here, I'm sure.
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Fairy Godmother
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quote:
Originally posted by Deputy Chief Shepherd:
Fairy Godmother it's me! rearranges towel back to shepherd mode
Gosh, I must be desperate!
My Shepherd
My hero ![[Love]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif)
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Pontius Pilot
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Opens door to let in Black Angel. Turns to Mother Mary.
Frankincense and myrrh did you say? That'll do nicely. We'll wait for the driver.
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Evil Henchman
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Motorcycle pulls up outside the stable. Henchman jumps off, sword drawn. The sound of distresed sheep and cattle is heard from inside.
Hmmm... what's going on in here, then?
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Mother Mary
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It's OK, Pilot... the driver's here. Let's go!
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Fairy Godmother
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quote:
Originally posted by Pontius Pilot:
Smiles professionally at Fairy Godmother.
Please sit down, madam. If you lower the armrest, you can make use of both 13E and 13F, you know.
Why thank you for that information - did anyone ever tell you you'd be great in the diplomatic corps?
*Gives him a look that would turn most men into quivering jelly*
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Black Angel
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Raises one finger tentatively
I hate to spoil the party atmosphere. But Henchman's going back to the stable. Where you left one of the babies.
Where Joseph is going to be pitching up. Expecting beer and pringles.
More importantly, did you pack the right kid?!?
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Pontius Pilot
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Expertly taxiing luxury Lear Jet to the end of the runway. Over the tannoy:
Miss Besom, prepare the Martinis... I mean the doors, and cross-check. Let's get this baby off the ground.
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Mother Mary
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I suppose I ought to text Joseph and make sure he's got Lavinia all right... but no, I can't use my mobile in here, can I? I am sure it will be OK.. he does love her really you know.
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Evil Henchman
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Enters the stable to find a small child suckling off a cow in extreme agony. The child seems to be holding on using nothing but her teeth.
With her hands, the child is plucking wool out of the fleece of a nearby sheep.
What have we here then?
At the approach of the henchman, the child lets the animals go, and glares at the visitor.
Aren't you a pretty little girl then?
Ow! That's my finger!
The child clamps her teeth onto the Henchman with a vice-like grip.
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Black Angel
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Turns to Pilot.
How are you at air-shed rescue?
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