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Thread: The After Show Party
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
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quote: Originally posted by Smudgie: Trust Dolphy to lower the tone. Are you implying there aren't any hunky men here to start with?
Ah, I see your point
*ahem*
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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quote: Originally posted by Smudgie: Ah, I see your point
Told you!!
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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Don't you think that's just a little bit harsh? Surely there's one!
Maybe not
-------------------- Miss you, Erin.
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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quote: Originally posted by The one & only Nanny Ogg: Lamb sounds great - vote sheep 3 is first for the roast
HEY! Get your meathooks off the Official Mascot of the Heavenly Host! I still have the Flaming Sword, you know, and I'm not afraid to use it!
Rossweisse // feeling protective
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Bring on the men....
watch out girls...they are wonderful!
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Nanny Ogg
Ship's cushion
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quote: Originally posted by ChrisT: quote: Originally posted by Smudgie: Trust Dolphy to lower the tone. Are you implying there aren't any hunky men here to start with?
Ah, I see your point
*ahem*
Exactly - these are hunky men Chris (emphasis on hunk)
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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runs off with the hunky men....we can be found in the pub round the corner if anyone wants to join us!!! Drinks are on the house!!!
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Nanny Ogg
Ship's cushion
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quote: Originally posted by Dolphy: runs off with the hunky men....we can be found in the pub round the corner if anyone wants to join us!!! Drinks are on the house!!!
Coming
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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quote: Originally posted by The one & only Nanny Ogg: quote: Originally posted by Dolphy: runs off with the hunky men....we can be found in the pub round the corner if anyone wants to join us!!! Drinks are on the house!!!
Coming
Nah, I'll just stay here with our wimpy guys, I'm rather fond of them really.
-------------------- Miss you, Erin.
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
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So am I here or at the pub then?
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Nanny Ogg
Ship's cushion
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quote: Originally posted by ChrisT: So am I here or at the pub then?
If you're a hunk I guess you're at the pub.
but....
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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This is a remarkably sedate party.
Not like the old days. Why, I remember............
-------------------- "I don't feel like smiling." "You're English dear; fake it!" (Colin Firth "Easy Virtue") Growing Greenpatches
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Jen.
Godless Liberal
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quote: Originally posted by Dolphy: runs off with the hunky men....we can be found in the pub round the corner if anyone wants to join us!!! Drinks are on the house!!!
Wait for me!
-------------------- Was Jenny Ann, but fancied being more minimal.
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
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[Sheep 3 comes out of her hiding place and noses around, hoping that Angel 6 left more eggnog]
Baaaa.
*jingle*
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote: Originally posted by Miffy: This is a remarkably sedate party.
Not like the old days. Why, I remember............
We need Ken to come in here and institute a Nekkid dance.
Or hell, I'm here...
(Jumps on table and begins to peel off gloves.)
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
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[Sheep 3 begins to dance in rhythm with Kelly's glove removal...]
*jingle...jingle*
Baaa.
*jingle, jingle, jinge, j-i-i-n-g-g-l-l-l-e*
-------------------- jlg the sheep
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chief stage manager
Nativity Play
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chief stage manager, happy to see her dogsbody avatar once again, takes advantage of an impromptu party in progress.
(Grabs an eggnog and hops up on the table.)
-------------------- The original bessie rosebride.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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(moves on to silk stockings)
WHERE'S--PHIL?!
(Flings stocking into crowd--if there is one--to rhythm of Sheepie's jingles)
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
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[Sheep 3 finds a forgotten pail of eggnog -- well-spiked with fine cognac-- and schlurps it down]
*schlluuuuurrrrrrrrpppppp*
Ba Ba Baa BAH....
-------------------- jlg the sheep
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Nanny Ogg
Ship's cushion
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quote: Originally posted by Sheep 3: [Sheep 3 finds a forgotten pail of eggnog -- well-spiked with fine cognac-- and schlurps it down]
*schlluuuuurrrrrrrrpppppp*
Ba Ba Baa BAH....
The meat on that sheep will be self marinated - yummy
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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The lap dancers are here!!!
Let's get this party swinging.
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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quote: Originally posted by Dolphy: The lap dancers are here!!!
Let's get this party swinging.
What?! You never told me we were going to play Postman's Knock!
-------------------- "I don't feel like smiling." "You're English dear; fake it!" (Colin Firth "Easy Virtue") Growing Greenpatches
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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My postman never knocks, he rings my bell
A birdie has told me that Big Yellow Taxi has got ten cases of wine for the party! Sadly, the lap dancers can not commence their act until their main dancer Smudgie has got here. Until then, let the disco commence!
-------------------- Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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Spurred on by visions of gleaming 1000 Post trophy, Miffy takes deep breath, gathers up her assets and bursts into song...
C'est la danse des canards C'est la danse des canards C'est la danse des canards..
Strangled squawking noises
-------------------- "I don't feel like smiling." "You're English dear; fake it!" (Colin Firth "Easy Virtue") Growing Greenpatches
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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(opts to stop at Merry Widow)
Now THIS is a party...
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
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Ahem...
What do you mean about wimpy men. I'm here!!!?!?!!!!
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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Yes Pheonix, and very nice it is to see you too. Give us a hand with this washing up will you?
-------------------- Miss you, Erin.
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
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Nope, cos the party is still in full swing
Beshides I've not finished chhatting to these *hic* lovely angels...
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote: Originally posted by Pheonix: Ahem...
What do you mean about wimpy men. I'm here!!!?!?!!!!
(hops off table and saunters toward Pheonix, to tune of 'Whatever Lola Wants.' )
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Chief Angel
Nativity Play
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*wanders over from the corner, wher she has been scribbling furiously, and begins to sing*
(please feel free to join in the chorus each time...)
God rest you merry actors, may He bless you one and all; We’ve made our way to Bethlehem And found the manger stall (Although we deviated through Elizabeth’s front hall)
Oh tidings of comfort and joy Comfort and joy Oh tidings of comfort and joy!
The lowly sheep and shepherds all Were soon to enter in (The angels brought “Glad Tidings!” And made an awful din) The shepherds went off quick again Into a local inn
Oh tidings of comfort and joy Comfort and joy Oh tidings of comfort and joy!
We move now to the Wise Men four And their assorted friends They saw the star and followed it Up to Jerusalem Their gifts were taken off them so they Fled to Bethlehem
Oh tidings of comfort and joy Comfort and joy Oh tidings of comfort and joy!
The other visitors who came To worship both the twins Brought their assorted gifts and treas-ures To lay down for them They all found the babes first try Out back of The Crown Inn
Oh tidings of comfort and joy Comfort and joy Oh tidings of comfort and joy!
But Herod was not happy ’cos The magi found him first He ordered all the babes to die And all wise men he cursed His henchman chased their tour bus round But it flew and submersed
Oh tidings of comfort and joy Comfort and joy Oh tidings of comfort and joy!
We hope the audience enjoyed The ship’s Nativity (Now Evil Henchman’s occupied As Lav’s new mum-to-be) So let the feastings all go on Until Epiphany
Oh tidings of comfort and joy Comfort and joy Oh tidings of comfort and joy!
(In other words thanks guys - you were all fantastic)
-------------------- WorkInProgress at her most angelic...
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Chief Angel
Nativity Play
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quote: Originally posted by Smudgie: Brilliant! Encore, encore
Chief angel is in a heap in the corner - she forgot you can breathe between lines so sang it all in one breath (not humanly possible...)
Holds hands out in front of her saying
No! No more! No more! Anyone - a drink would be nice though...
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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(Stops menacing Pheonix)
Oh, tidings... [ 29. December 2002, 23:37: Message edited by: Musical Director ]
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Sorry, copy-paste accident...
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
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Was I being menaced????
I know another version of tidings of comfort and joy, but probably not appropriate
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Chief Angel
Nativity Play
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quote: Originally posted by Pheonix: Was I being menaced???? ...
No, but I'm sure it can be arranged
quote: ... I know another version of tidings of comfort and joy, but probably not appropriate
thanks, but it was a family show and they might still be round here lurking...
(the families, that is)
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
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As long as I can pick whose doing the menacing then that is fine
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Chief Angel
Nativity Play
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Okay Phoenix
(I nicked some of Chris T's mistltoe from the dating agency in heaven, even though it brings on my hayfever. Here you go.) A-tishoo. A-tishoo. A-tishoo. A-tishoo.
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
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Hayfever?? What part of the world are you in? This time of year can avoid hayfever
*gives Chief Angel a kiss*
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Chief Angel
Nativity Play
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quote: Originally posted by Pheonix: *gives Chief Angel a kiss*
*turns head just in time* A-tishoo.
*looks round to make sure no-one's looking and kisses him back*
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
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Great, more flirting I will leave now I think. [ 29. December 2002, 23:47: Message edited by: Musical Director ]
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kingsfold
Shipmate
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So, Pheonix, you finally got to snog one of the angels
-------------------- I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun. And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
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That was a kiss under the mistletoe, which I think is normally just a peck isn't it??
Either way more mistletoe anyone?
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
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[Sheep 3 looks questioningly at Phoenix]
Baaaa?
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kingsfold
Shipmate
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What you do under the mistletoe is entirely up to you and the young lady in question!! If you wish to progress beyond a peck....
-------------------- I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun. And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
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No progressing past pecks, not until after the 9pm watershed at least.
This is a family show, remember.
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kingsfold
Shipmate
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Don't look at me, Pheonix is the one getting friendly with the angels!
Your PG certificate (so far) is safe with me.
-------------------- I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun. And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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(putting dress, gloves, etc back on.)
Where was that pub, Chris?
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
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quote: Originally posted by Kelly Alves: (putting dress, gloves, etc back on.)
Where was that pub, Chris?
The dress was off???
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Too late. (Saunters toward door.)
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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