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Sheep 3

Nativity Play
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[Sheep 3 is now totally confused. Dress? gloves?]

Baaa?

[Sheep 3, having a small sheep brain, quickly forgets, and resumes chewing her cud]

Baaa

*chew, chew*

*jingle*

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jlg the sheep

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ChrisT

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I've heard about women like Kelly...

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Firmly on dry land

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Jen.

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quote:
Originally posted by ChrisT:
I've heard about women like Kelly...

yeah but when they get close you run off, don't you?!

J

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Was Jenny Ann, but fancied being more minimal.

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kingsfold

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Oooh, goody, a fight. No party is complete without one.

Where's the popcorn?

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I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun.
And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done


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Pheonix

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I don't know.... read another thread, then come back and the actions all over... Typical... missed it all again [Frown]

I've still got some of Chris T's stash of mistletoe [Razz] [Big Grin]

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ChrisT

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Jenny, I'm sorry. Would you like to dance?

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Jen.

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thank you, that would be lovely. (I can't dance though).

J

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Jen.

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sorry for double post, but aren't you in a monestry chris? I don't think they'll let me in there.

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Was Jenny Ann, but fancied being more minimal.

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Kelly Alves

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quote:
Originally posted by ChrisT:
I've heard about women like Kelly...

hey, I was just trying to goad ken into reprising his nekkiddance.

Kind of galling that no-one noticed I was stripping, for godssake. [Embarrassed]
[/self pity mode]
I could walk up to a man nekkid with my hair on fire and not get noticed
[Waterworks] [Waterworks] [Waterworks]
[/self pity mode off]

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Joan Rasch
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Hey, congrats, Kelly - I think you got the first post of 2003!

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* A cyclist on the information bikepath

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Kelly Alves

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I DID? [Eek!]

WHOOPIE!
(Clothes go flying again)

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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zephirine of the roses

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~filches kelly's cast-off clothing and replaces them with balloons and streamers~

[Big Grin]

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We are, each of us, angels with only one wing. And we can only fly embracing each other."

*~ Luciano De Crescenzo

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Kelly Alves

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Hey, that's a nice Sally Rand touch...

(begins wrapping self in said items. Strategic placement of balloons. Who said this was a dull party, again?)

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Pheonix

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Kelly, I think any woman walked upto me naked and she'd get noticed [Smile]
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Kelly Alves

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don't try to butter me up now, buddy....

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Pheonix

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Hmmm that'll teach me to read all recent posts before I post... And to post when not sober.

kelly - missed the whole balloon thing. Was in a timewarp I think at the time. lol...

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ChrisT

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Kelly, be careful sweetie - Phoenix has a pin!

And Jenny, they might not allow you in here, but I could sneak out. Meet me for a dance round the back of the bike sheds in 10 minutes, ok? [Big Grin]

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WorkInProgress
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*saunters back from the dressing room, dressed as herself*

Feels good to get out of that skirt!

Did you say dancing? [Big Grin]

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Madkaren reckons I should quit lurking and start posting...

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Kelly Alves

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I'm still [POP] awaiting a retraction [POP] of the "dull party" comment

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Pheonix

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[Eek!]

This not a dull party...

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Kelly Alves

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About time!

(Pauses dance. As Kelly begins to sober up, it suddenly hits her how thoroughly she is embarrasing herself. Begins to search frantically for clothes)

Uh...where'd my dress go?
[Embarrassed] [Embarrassed] [Embarrassed]

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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KenWritez
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Yeah, baby! Ken's here! Woooeee!

Kelly, I can't help but notice you're wearing only strategically placed balloons and streamers. I notice things (and women!) like that. Wanna dance?

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KenWritez
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...but I'm gonna hafta have a LOT more liquor or a LOT more fun to do another nekkid dance!

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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction

My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com

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ChrisT

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Here ken, have a triple whisky. Spiked, of course [Snigger]

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kingsfold

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And another....

So Chris, are you in this 'ere monastery or not? I seem to have lost the plot (if indeed I ever had it!)

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I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun.
And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done


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ChrisT

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I am officially in a monastery, but I have found a back door, so escape quite often to visit these boards. As you do.

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Pheonix

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I thinks it's all a sham to get more attention from the females [Wink]
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Smudgie

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I think he's on day release for good behaviour... thankfully this is unlikely to happen very often! [Snigger]

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ChrisT

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quote:
Originally posted by Pheonix:
I thinks it's all a sham to get more attention from the females [Wink]

Quite the opposite, young man. I leave the shams to you [Wink]

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Miffy

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Absentee Director creeps in, grabs bottle and retreats to dressing room! [Wink]

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"I don't feel like smiling." "You're English dear; fake it!" (Colin Firth "Easy Virtue")
Growing Greenpatches

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....having not yet recovered from seeing herself on incriminating Post Count Landmark thread.

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"I don't feel like smiling." "You're English dear; fake it!" (Colin Firth "Easy Virtue")
Growing Greenpatches

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Smudgie

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quote:
Originally posted by Miffy:
....having not yet recovered from seeing herself on incriminating Post Count Landmark thread.

[Roll Eyes]

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Pheonix

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Ah, but ChrisT (hopefully [Ultra confused] ) I have no need of shams or false pretenses... [Wink]
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I want everyone to know I use NO false pretenses!

WARRANTY:*
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My preteses contain a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Discontinue use of my pretenses if any of the following occurs:
Itching
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Death

If, after exposure to my pretenses, you begin to smoke or burst into red flame, get away immediately. Seek shelter near any volatile fuel tanks and cover head.

When not in use, my pretenses should be returned to my tiny tiny brain and kept under pressure and refrigeration to minus 300 degrees Kelvin.

My pretenses include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

My pretenses come with a lifetime guarantee, void upon immediate or delayed loan, gift, purchase, hire, theft, any form of use, in all inhabited areas and/or those areas with the letters "a," "e," "i," "o," "u," and sometimes "y" in their names during any hour.

My pretenses should not be taken internally or externally. If swallowed, induce vomiting and call for a hearse and deep-fried Mars bar.

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* Apologies to Happy Fun Ball.

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Kelly Alves

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quote:
Originally posted by kenwritez:
Yeah, baby! Ken's here! Woooeee!

Kelly, I can't help but notice you're wearing only strategically placed balloons and streamers. I notice things (and women!) like that. Wanna dance?

Oh, well as long as you're here, I feel a lot better about embarrasing myself...

Hey, mambo...mambo italiana

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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
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Jen.

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I was promised a dance and it's so far not happened. Any one else been let down like this?

J

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Pheonix

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*extends hand to Jenny*

Would you like a dance?

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Kelly Alves

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You rock, Pheonix [Big Grin]

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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ChrisT

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quote:
Originally posted by Jenny Ann:
I was promised a dance and it's so far not happened. Any one else been let down like this?

J

Where were you sweetie? I've had to get drunk (for medicinal purposes only) waiting for you! And now you're dancing with Phoenix, oh well [Roll Eyes]

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Jen.

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it's ok, there will be plenty fo time to dance with both of you [Big Grin] (I mentioned I can't dance didn't I? [Snigger] ).

J

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Pheonix

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*laughs* Don't worry I can't either! This could be amusing, but who gets the first dance then?
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ChrisT

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After you Phoenix, I'm just off to find my steel-toecap boots [Big Grin]

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Pheonix

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I'm already wearing mine [Big Grin]
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ChrisT

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[Killing me]

Jenny, looks like you have choice of dance partner now!

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Jen.

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quote:
Originally posted by Pheonix:
I'm already wearing mine [Big Grin]

me too.

chris asked first, so here goes. .

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Pheonix

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*laughs*

Ok, after you Chris.... [Smile]

*feels brave and removes steel toe-capped boots*

I'll just grab the last dance [Wink]

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ChrisT

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OK Jenny,

*grabs Jenny and swings her confidently but gently round the room, knocking over several tables and a vase of flowers*

Was it good for you?

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Jen.

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Jenny finally reagains her balance and starts to smooth down her hair

Wow! [Eek!] [Big Grin]

right, who's next?! [Snigger]

J

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Pheonix

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I believe that is me [Smile]

*extends hand*

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Jen.

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Jenny Ann takes the hand offered to her, just as Nirvana's 'smells like teen spirit comes on'. She gets a massive grin on her face and starts jumping up and down

yeah!

She stops and looks round at Pheonix and tries to gauge his reaction . . .

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