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RooK

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OK, fine, I admit that I haven't been keeping up much around here lately. But I hear things. From, you know, the people who actually do stuff. And it seems like there might be some need - for a place for people like me to emerge and roam free, blithely unaware of how time has progressed.

And so, the crusty RooK locomotes out of whatever deep crevice he has been hibernating in to peer around the realm.

LOOK! Is that a tomb? From a great distance, perhaps. But it seems insufficiently squamous or rugose. Perhaps it too has recently re-emerged and needs time for its fresh new dermal layer to toughen.

Maybe if we call out "SHITHEAD!" loudly enough, we'll be able to lure a Pyx_e into view. Then, as is custom, exchange kicks to the balls.

I wonder if there is any way to summon a Wood? No, not like that, you filthy perverts. I mean the milkman of human kindness kind. So full of slivers of insight and fragile in introspection. I miss that.

Aw, fuck. A RuthW. Avert your eyes; don't make eye contact. It's an act of aggression. Or worse, affection. Viciously correct creature, paradoxically consistently Left but always right.

Oh hey Yorick. No, wait, he's shambling off. Again. Probably offended by some reflection. Pity. He's fun to throw rocks at. Mostly harmless.

I wonder what these nasty old fucks think about Donald Drumpf? Because every vote for him was an act of utter fucking idiocy.

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Arethosemyfeet
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With the greatest of respect, what the fuck are you on about? You sound about as lucid and comprehensible as Martin.
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Doc Tor
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[Disappointed]

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Sine Nomine

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I think it's hysterical.

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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Doesn't RooK live in one of those pot-head states where everyone rides bicycles? Is there any connection?

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No. But he is from one. He moved south to escape civilisation.

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lilBuddha
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I think it's hysterical.

Holy fuck! The Ships nets are dredging deep!
Whose next? Gort? Squiggly Andrew?

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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I think it's hysterical.

Wow! You're the first person I mentioned missing on the Landlocked Shipmates thread!

[Yipee]

(Apologies for using a smiley face in Hell.)

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RuthW

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To me it sounds like RooK's running his own weird version of Pokemon Go on the Ship.
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Jengie jon

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I think Ruth has it. Although I think there is TomB envy in there as well.

Jengie

[ 04. January 2017, 20:27: Message edited by: Jengie jon ]

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Doc Tor
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Well, if this turns out to be a Circus thread, I'm going to be pissed.

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lilBuddha
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quote:
Originally posted by Jengie jon:
I think Ruth has it. Although I think there is TomB envy in there as well.

Jengie

Envy? I only know tomb tangentially from unrolling a few Ship papyri, but in his latest foray onto her decks, there is nothing to envy. Unless one aspires to be a cantankerous, myopic bigot spoiling for a fight.

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Alan Cresswell

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quote:
Originally posted by Jengie jon:
Although I think there is TomB envy in there as well.

That would be an odd thing to be envious about.

I'm sure RooK can manage a lot better than appearing from nowhere to launch a Hell thread targeting someone who has hardly posted a word here in years. I'm also sure RooK can manage to work out that someone who anyone who has joined in the last few years could be forgiven in going "who?" wouldn't be categorised as an "authority" on the Ship. Envy of an ability at hit-and-run posting stupidity would be the mark of someone with the intellectual maturity of Max, not RooK.

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quote:
Originally posted by RuthW:
To me it sounds like RooK's running his own weird version of Pokemon Go on the Ship.

This made me laugh so hard I probably startled the neighbour's cat.

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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I think it's hysterical.

Sine, your ice-cream spoon advice is sorely missed.

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Marvin the Martian

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I miss Shamwarmi. There's not nearly that standard of crazy around these days.

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lilBuddha
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quote:
Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:

I'm sure RooK can manage a lot better than appearing from nowhere to launch a Hell thread targeting someone who has hardly posted a word here in years.

Isn't that kinda what he actually did, with the OP?* Considering the others he mentioned, perhaps it was just a misanthropic mating call.

* Though, yes, he did manage better than tom, the b is for bastard. Or bigot, blowhard, bampot

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RooK

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WOW! A Siné! My knees are developing spontaneous rug burns at the sighting. Who remembers when we plotted to capture one and purée one into an ointment of topical suave? Grand times, back in the naughties.

Earlier, in the depths, I thought I heard the distinct low moaning of a Viola. That was exciting.

quote:
Originally posted by some fucking 5-digit-member-number:
With the greatest of respect, what the fuck are you on about?

Oh noes! Somebody doesn't get an inside joke reference! Fall down a well and die.

quote:
Originally posted by Jengie:
Although I think there is TomB envy in there as well.

Ya think? The magnificent bastard has racked up a debt of screaming laughs that I have no hope of ever repaying. I show my respect by mocking the creaking old asshole.

quote:
Originally posted by Doc Tor:
Well, if this turns out to be a Circus thread, I'm going to be pissed.

Pray tell, dear sir, what the everliving fuck in this place doesn't piss you off? Because that seems to be the rarer specimen than all these antediluvian creatures.
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RuthW

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
quote:
Originally posted by RuthW:
To me it sounds like RooK's running his own weird version of Pokemon Go on the Ship.

This made me laugh so hard I probably startled the neighbour's cat.
Yeah, well, you're not featured here as a chubby purple creature with one off-center antenna.

But I'm gonna throw him a bone and respond to what was probably the point (my word but the boy knows how to bury the lede):
quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
I wonder what these nasty old fucks think about Donald Drumpf? Because every vote for him was an act of utter fucking idiocy.

I daily give thanks that I live in California, where we not only have a governor, legislature, attorney general, and a hired legal gun who will be looking after our interests, we now have legal weed as well.
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Doc Tor
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More pissed than usual, then. Winter makes me an especially grumpy bastard. As does Spring (fucking pollen). And Summer (bastard sun). Autumn can go do one as well. Second week in April is usually tolerable. Usually.

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Carex
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quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Sine, your ice-cream spoon advice is sorely missed.

Obviously, since you seem to have forgotten that the original topic was ice-cream forks, not spoons.
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Kelly Alves

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
quote:
Originally posted by RuthW:
To me it sounds like RooK's running his own weird version of Pokemon Go on the Ship.

This made me laugh so hard I probably startled the neighbour's cat.
It's a goddamn great idea, is what it is. Anybody out there got App skillz?

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by RuthW:
I daily give thanks that I live in California, where we not only have a governor, legislature, attorney general, and a hired legal gun who will be looking after our interests, we now have legal weed as well.

Wow, I hadn't heard about Eric Holder.

As for the pot, someone or other told me it wouldn't be legal till 2018. Which gives me a sad, because the minute I can't be fired for trace amounts of THC, I am fucking giving it a go. Can't smoke it, of course, 'cause of the Asthma, but I figured brownies would be ok. And only on special occasions.

[ 04. January 2017, 22:34: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I think it's hysterical.

Holy fuck! The Ships nets are dredging deep!
Whose next? Gort? Squiggly Andrew?

I wouldn't mind seeing Gort. He's an okay guy when he's sober. Drove us over a computer when ours died from like 1.5 hours away. Not sure how many of the high and mighty here would have done the same.

Re. Squiggly Andrew: Avert!

The one I never want to see again is that chick who thought that CO2 couldn't possibly be dangerous because it's heavy and if there were too much of it we'd all smother. Therefore there is no such thing as global warming. Interesting phenomenon. Obnoxious to try to reason with.

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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I shite 3 turds on this thread. One for the nostalgia. One for all of the insider knowlege. And one as a gift to RooK for starting it all.

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lilBuddha
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I think it's hysterical.

Holy fuck! The Ships nets are dredging deep!
Whose next? Gort? Squiggly Andrew?

I wouldn't mind seeing Gort. He's an okay guy when he's sober. Drove us over a computer when ours died from like 1.5 hours away. Not sure how many of the high and mighty here would have done the same.

Re. Squiggly Andrew: Avert!

I wasn't knocking either of them, those were just the first names of prominent, long silent posters that came to mind in response to Sine's reappearance. My vague memory of Gort is from decent to a quick descent into crazy posts and Squiggly Andrew from mad orthodox to mad atheist to implosion.
quote:

The one I never want to see again is that chick who thought that CO2 couldn't possibly be dangerous because it's heavy and if there were too much of it we'd all smother. Therefore there is no such thing as global warming. Interesting phenomenon. Obnoxious to try to reason with.

Don't remember her. The reasoning sounds of someone who spent too much time in CO2 rich environments.

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If it's not here soon, I might be done
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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by no prophet's flag is set so...:
I shite 3 turds on this thread. One for the nostalgia. One for all of the insider knowlege. And one as a gift to RooK for starting it all.

Another turd for your envious ignorance.
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Alan Cresswell

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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:

quote:

The one I never want to see again is that chick who thought that CO2 couldn't possibly be dangerous because it's heavy and if there were too much of it we'd all smother. Therefore there is no such thing as global warming. Interesting phenomenon. Obnoxious to try to reason with.

Don't remember her. The reasoning sounds of someone who spent too much time in CO2 rich environments.
Myrrh. Definitely tried my patience.

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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:

quote:

The one I never want to see again is that chick who thought that CO2 couldn't possibly be dangerous because it's heavy and if there were too much of it we'd all smother. Therefore there is no such thing as global warming. Interesting phenomenon. Obnoxious to try to reason with.

Don't remember her. The reasoning sounds of someone who spent too much time in CO2 rich environments.
Myrrh. Definitely tried my patience.
I was wondering about Emily Elizabeth wossername. Not downright evil, but pretty weird.

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RooK

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Yeah - a Gort¹ sighting would be old-school rock and roll. Partially because of how well I loved him when he was sober, and partially to yell at him for how much I hated him when drunk.

"Instant karma" - feh.

¹ now Alfred E. Neuman, methinks.

P.S. tomb:
tooooooomb... There be style errors in this post. Horrific ones that Strunk and/or White would have strangled me for. You know you want to point them out.

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John Holding

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quote:
Originally posted by Carex:
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Sine, your ice-cream spoon advice is sorely missed.

Obviously, since you seem to have forgotten that the original topic was ice-cream forks, not spoons.
Notoriously he left his set in the Hosts' lounge, where they have not received a lot of use in recent years, I confess.

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basso

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This thread reminds me faintly of the immortal Calling Erin to Hell thread that Marvin recalled in All Saints.

RooK's OP wasn't as preposterous as Norman's in that thread, but it calls for some recognition anyway.

So I've just made a contribution to the Floating Fund. Anyone care to join me?

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quote:
Originally posted by John Holding:
quote:
Originally posted by Carex:
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Sine, your ice-cream spoon advice is sorely missed.

Obviously, since you seem to have forgotten that the original topic was ice-cream forks, not spoons.
Notoriously he left his set in the Hosts' lounge, where they have not received a lot of use in recent years, I confess.

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Gin is a bit difficult to drink from a fork.
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Anselmina
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quote:
Originally posted by no prophet's flag is set so...:
I shite 3 turds on this thread.

One of the advantages of being full of shit?

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no prophet's flag is set so...

Proceed to see sea
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Not any more silly. Shited out. In a nice little nostalgic pile. Oh weren't the old daze so wonnerful before Jebus started eating Brassicaceae.
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It appears the zombie apocalypse is upon us, and the first ghastly corpse to rise is RooK's. Figures.*

As this includes a Hellish version of one of those winsome "Where are they now?" threads in All Saints, I would like to declare my fervent hope that good old pedophile DmplnJeff never see the light of day again. "Twelve year old women" indeed. Creepazoid.

However if Laura or Spiffy da WonderSheep decided to exit their graves, that would be cool.

*If anyone needs me, I'll be selling zombie-proof pitchforks on the lower level.
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Kelly Alves

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Laura! [Waterworks]

I mean, I chat with her all the time, but it sure would be fun to see her mix it up here.

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And Spiffy back, too!

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Pigwidgeon

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quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
I was wondering about Emily Elizabeth wossername. Not downright evil, but pretty weird.

Was she the one who claimed to be the illegitimate daughter of Edward VIII?

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quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
My knees are developing spontaneous rug burns at the sighting.

Wait, those were on his knees?

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Originally posted by RooK:
now Alfred E. Neuman, methinks.

And then overboard I think?

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quote:
Originally posted by Leaf:
If anyone needs me, I'll be selling zombie-proof pitchforks on the lower level.
Standard model: -----E
Discounted for damage: -----F
European model: -----€
Get 'em now!

Other models here.

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quote:
Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
I was wondering about Emily Elizabeth wossername. Not downright evil, but pretty weird.

Was she the one who claimed to be the illegitimate daughter of Edward VIII?
AIUI, she was mentally ill--to the point where her posts were all erased, IIRC.

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RooK

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Needless to say, the whole Mesozoic Park exists Discworld-like on the back of Mousethief's post count. My main worry as an Admin is that his post count may eventually become so massive so as to collapse local reality...

Shit. Now I've got an all-new hypothesis for how Trump won.

quote:
Originally posted by RuthW:
I daily give thanks that I live in California, where we not only have a governor, legislature, attorney general, and a hired legal gun who will be looking after our interests, we now have legal weed as well.

That's some good shit. Especially after the Whiskey Tango Foxtrot news about house Repugnicans trying to crush the independent ethics committee. Sure, they walked it back after Drumpf pointed out how incredibly awful that looks as a first action (and undoubtedly massive public outcry). But what kind of vile fuck even contemplates such shit?

I bet Deano voted Trump.

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quote:
Originally posted by mdijon:
quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
now Alfred E. Neuman, methinks.

And then overboard I think?
In Leviittown did Irving Khan
A lovely Cape Cod house decree,
Where Alf (the sacred) Neuman dwelt

and so on - you can find the remainder of the fragment here.

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quote:
Originally posted by Carex:
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Sine, your ice-cream spoon advice is sorely missed.

Obviously, since you seem to have forgotten that the original topic was ice-cream forks, not spoons.
As I recalled first thing this morning
[Hot and Hormonal]

Gordon Cheng should be added to the list, perhaps?

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Who Scott christened a pestilent pustule on the buttocks of the body of Christ on planking.

I miss IngoB by the way. I know that sounds wrong to some.

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Somehow I always suspected there would be a Ship reunion in Hell

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kingsfold

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You do realise Pyx_e has also dropped by of late, just to add to the re-union.

(BTW, if you're nosing around again, Pyx_e, nice to see you)

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shithead

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