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simontoad
Ship's Amphibian
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I'm over thread titles in Hell that start fucking this or fucking that. Honestly people, control your rage and come up with a decent title. Here are a few suggestions:

Terrible Tasers
Goofy Guns
Spoilers, Seriously?
Damned Death
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Awful Aliteration
Good Golly Ms Huckerbee - Sanders
Americans, your President is an Ass (ie donkey, not bottom) but you've Probably Worked that Out by Now.
Ha ha Roy Moore and other fake Christians

There has got to be a better title for the guns thing. Pesky Pistols? Silly Sidearms? Awful Assault Rifles?

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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Dude, don’t smoke and post.

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So goodnight moon, I want the sun
If it's not here soon, I might be done
No it won't be too soon 'til I say goodnight moon

- A. N. Parsley, D. Mcvinni

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Og, King of Bashan

Ship's giant Amorite
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Maybe on the new Ship they’ll let us use gif.s as thread titles and I can start a few hell threads with an image of Col. Klink and the title “Oooooo... spoilers!”

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Dark Knight

Super Zero
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I was hoping for no more "nawww ... you kids" hokum from the current manifestation of the "I'm everybody's mate/Dad" shipmate doing the "you can't tell if I am using my lame humour to disarm you and make a very serious point that will help you, or whether I'm taking the piss because irony" bullshit this Christmas.

I must have been bad.

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Huia
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by simontoad:
I'm over thread titles in Hell that start fucking this or fucking that. Honestly people, control your rage and come up with a decent title. Here are a few suggestions:

Terrible Tasers
Goofy Guns
Spoilers, Seriously?
Damned Death
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Awful Aliteration
Good Golly Ms Huckerbee - Sanders
Americans, your President is an Ass (ie donkey, not bottom) but you've Probably Worked that Out by Now.
Ha ha Roy Moore and other fake Christians

There has got to be a better title for the guns thing. Pesky Pistols? Silly Sidearms? Awful Assault Rifles?

Well Fuck!

That's the lamest O/P I've read for years - wouldn't even bother breaking out the popcorn, much less the divine Mousethief coolers.


Huia

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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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I've heard of a device that won't allow a person to start their car if they are impaired. Wonder if we can get those devices for posting on the New Ship...

Granted, it won't stop stupid, but perhaps it will limit lame.

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So goodnight moon, I want the sun
If it's not here soon, I might be done
No it won't be too soon 'til I say goodnight moon

- A. N. Parsley, D. Mcvinni

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Schroedinger's cat

Ship's cool cat
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Maybe we should use fluffly titles for hell threads:

Oooo - big nasty guns.
Those people who post spoilers make me cry.
Trumpy has been a bad boy, hasn't he?


The thing is, if you want fluffy niceness, go to heaven. Hell is a very raw place in so many ways. It is the right place to post raw emotional titles. And, TBF, anything about current political matters really needs to have the word fuck in it somewhere. It is pretty well all fucked.

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take out this broken heart and renew my mind.

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Boogie

Boogie on down!
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There’s me thinking you were tired of sex 🤣😜

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orfeo

Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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quote:
Originally posted by simontoad:
I'm over thread titles in Hell that start fucking this or fucking that.

Then don't come here. Read something else. I certainly won't miss you and your tiresome efforts to create a conversation.

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Doc Tor
Deepest Red
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So not Hell. So not even the Circus.

Thread closed because I don't need to wake up to this fucking nonsense.

DT
HH


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