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Scot
Deck hand
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Admins' mercy shines.
Code fuckers do not suffer
beyond mockery.
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Loquacious beachcomber
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Can I ask why there is a picture, supposedly of me, which is not me, which I did not supply, which is about 30 years too young, and which looks like a drunken fart?
Hmmmmmm?
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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Probably the same reason you have a Teletubby for an avatar! Would you like to relace it with a more reasonable facsimile? ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
Groveling and supplication may encourage sympathy.
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Lynn MagdalenCollege
Shipmate
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Originally posted by Gort:
This is wonderful! The submissions keep rolling in. I'd like to take this opportunity to encourage other shipmates who haven't shared their photos to do so now!
Gort, I do soooo appreciate all your efforts on the Rogues' Gallery, but I'm concerned that you've mistakenly posted an erroneous pic for Ham'n'Eggs - here is the Genuine Article.
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Loquacious beachcomber
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Gort:
Probably the same reason you have a Teletubby for an avatar! Would you like to relace it with a more reasonable facsimile?
Groveling and supplication may encourage sympathy.
Relace it?
Have you been tying one on, nipping into the lickher already?
Bourbon makes metal rust, you know!
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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Bourbon? Pffft! Typical plebe. Not but the noble single-malt Scotch touches these titanium lips, Tinky-Winky.
Since you have failed to grovel properly, I must now invoke my editing power and correct the comment on your gallery page.
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Loquacious beachcomber
Shipmate
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Nobody wants to hear about your use of single malt as an enema, tin man.
But with a with an acquaintance like you, who needs enemas?
In fact, who needs tea pots named Enema?
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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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quote:
Originally posted by Mostly Noble Pixels:
Nobody wants to hear about your use of single malt as an enema, tin man.
But with a with an acquaintance like you, who needs enemas?
Honestly, Tinky, I haven't offered you a Scotch enema, but I'd be happy to perform laser surgery on your hemorrhoids. Let me put you on hold while I check my schedule...
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Duchess submitted an update for her gallery photo and I reluctantly complied [S'truth!].
I'm not sure what possessed her. Maybe she's upset from not being chosen one of Ruth's Crusaders.
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
# 220
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I got broken links
on your photos of duchess
and MNP, Gort.
[ 26. December 2006, 00:33: Message edited by: Jimmy B ]
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Yeah, sorry, Jimmy. I removed all the H&A Days silliness listed here and here, including duchess' [photo of nearly nekkid obese woman munching cake]. She's going to send me a real update but hasn't yet.
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Ariel
Shipmate
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OK - if it isn't the first thing I load, the gallery crashes my browser (Firefox) every time. Any ideas why this might be?
ETA it never used to. It's only started doing this since the weekend.
[ 26. December 2006, 20:09: Message edited by: Ariel ]
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pease
Tech Admin
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Any error message?
Does it happen regardles of whether or not you're logged into the boards?
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Ariel
Shipmate
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No error message as such, and yes, it still happens even if I'm not logged in to the boards. It tries to load the page, then I get the Dr Watson notification about encountering an error and it crashes.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Latest additions and updates: - luvanddaisies
- Ye Olde Motherboarde
- marmot
- duchess
- halfbreedellie
- Rev per Minute
[ 30. December 2006, 04:49: Message edited by: Gort ]
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JonahMan
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If it's any help (probably not) the Gallery loads fine for me in Firefox (version 1.5.0.9) under Windows XP.
Have you added any extensions or anything recently?
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And old age itself, and illness and the grave
For when you're old, or ill and particularly in the coffin
It's no trouble to behave
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luvanddaisies
the'fun'in'fundie'™
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Thanks Gort ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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luvanddaisies
the'fun'in'fundie'™
# 5761
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
OK - if it isn't the first thing I load, the gallery crashes my browser (Firefox) every time. Any ideas why this might be?
ETA it never used to. It's only started doing this since the weekend.
It must be me. My photo's too hideous for your browser ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
[and my spelling's too hopeless for it too]
[ 31. December 2006, 02:21: Message edited by: luvanddaisies ]
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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
# 6855
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Don't be silly, luvandaisies! If these latest additions and updates won't crash a browser, surely your lovely photo won't! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) - Mad Coyote
- Gordon Cheng
- AdamPater
- dj_ordinaire
Thanks, everyone, for participating! Keep them coming... don't be shy. I'm looking specifically at you brave folk on the new dating thread. ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
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quote:
Originally posted by Gort:
Thanks, everyone, for participating! Keep them coming... don't be shy. I'm looking specifically at you brave folk on the new dating thread.
Me too.
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[ 09. January 2007, 04:06: Message edited by: duchess ]
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Ship of Fools-World Party
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KenWritez
Shipmate
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Remember, everyone who posts a pic could win a FREE humorous comment by me! Post now, web servers are standing by!
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
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That might almost be worth it right there, Ken!
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Ruth, I think we need proof of concept from that strenuous, overseas hike last year.
How about it?
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dj_ordinaire
Host
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quote:
Originally posted by Gort:
Don't be silly, luvandaisies! If these latest additions and updates won't crash a browser, surely your lovely photo won't! - Mad Coyote
- Gordon Cheng
- AdamPater
- dj_ordinaire
Oi, I'm looking especially holy in mine... Thanks for adding it Gort!
DJO
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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quote:
Originally posted by Gort:
Ruth, I think we need proof of concept from that strenuous, overseas hike last year.
How about it?
Yes, I offered to donate to the Organ Fund but no result. It is a fine line between appearing as an abstractly interested connoisseur of the human form and... a lecher. So I'll be quiet and let someone else attempt the transaction.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
# 6855
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quote:
Originally posted by KenWritez:
Remember, everyone who posts a pic could win a FREE humorous comment by me! Post now, web servers are standing by!
Get 'em boy! Fresh pics!:
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
# 13
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No pictures from the hike -- the developing people lost my film. Fuckers.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Attention on deck! Please welcome to the gallery:
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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quote:
Originally posted by RuthW:
No pictures from the hike...
A nice close-up portrait will do!
[shall I crop one from a SoCal shipmeet photo? ]
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Tubbs
Miss Congeniality
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Can you do pixelating with your software Gort? There is a picture of me that's more recent and very nice but it has DD in it and I don't want her appearing all over the web.
KenWritz, you will be pleased to know that I do have much longer hair ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Tubbs
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Sure, Tubbs! It would be better if you have a single portrait, but I'll see what I can do.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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I'm pleased to present, for your admiration and regard, our latest additions to the rogue's gallery: - caty the southerner
- Chicklegirl
[erm..forgot..the server won't register them for another 50 minutes]
[ 13. January 2007, 03:22: Message edited by: Gort ]
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Jonah the Whale
Ship's pet cetacean
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I've posted links to the gallery on the Dancing in Heaven thread. I am assuming this is OK since it links to a password-protected part of the Ship, but somebody was concerned that they might end up all over Google. Can someone in the know just reassure us that it's OK? Thanks.
JtW.
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Melon
Ship's desserter
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Check it yourself: log out, click the link from heaven and tell us what happens.
[ETA: Linking to a page should give you an error unless you are logged in. Linking to the photo itself will indeed take search engines to the photo in question.]
[ 13. January 2007, 15:32: Message edited by: Melon ]
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
# 6855
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Today's additions and updates: Thanks, again, for your photos, everyone! I've tried to crop the photos so that they appear as portraits as much as possible. Remember that if you send a picture of your smiling visage within a large photo that includes too much landscape, it may result in a much smaller graphic (and relatively fuzzy) when I crop your portrait from the sample. Closeup single shots of just you are best!
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Littlelady
Shipmate
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Thanks Gort! At least I don't look like I'm committing a violent act anymore ...
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
# 6855
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You're very welcome, Littlelady!
Gallery afficionados, please give a warm welcome to: - lazystudent
- Tina
- Spike (more recent)
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Barnabas62
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I'm e-mailing a "less posh" mugshot, Gort. The present likeness is a bit "upmarket" cf my normal somewhat scruffier reality. Later today.
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Who is it that you seek? How then shall we live? How shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?
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Advocatus Diaboli
Ship's cannon
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quote:
Originally posted by Littlelady:
Thanks Gort! At least I don't look like I'm committing a violent act anymore ...
No, but I look like I'm contemplating one!
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Shipmate formerly known as lazystudent
The only way of catching a train, I have discovered, is to miss the train before. (G.K.C.)
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Originally posted by Barnabas62:
I'm e-mailing a "less posh" mugshot, Gort. The present likeness is a bit "upmarket" cf my normal somewhat scruffier reality. Later today.
[beats feet to Gallery]
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Spike
Hetero-overlord
# 36
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I seem to have a split personality. The thumbnail pic is my old one, but clicking on it shows the recent pic.
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Viola
Administrator
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quote:
Originally posted by Spike:
I seem to have a split personality. The thumbnail pic is my old one, but clicking on it shows the recent pic.
I think it's your cache - or your cookies - or whatever it is that stops things updating properly - I see your new pic in the thumbnail and the real thing.
K.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
# 6855
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quote:
Originally posted by Barnabas62:
I'm e-mailing a "less posh" mugshot, Gort...
<checks email> Nope, nuthin' yet.
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Barnabas62
Shipmate
# 9110
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Posted. My grandchildren like this one - cut out of another photo. The slightly "decapitated" effect makes them laugh.
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J Whitgift
Pro ecclesia dei!
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Will have to find a photo of myself ... ideally not one which says, 'I tried to take this myself (and failed badly)' ![[brick wall]](graemlins/brick_wall.gif) .
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Barnabas62
Shipmate
# 9110
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Photo failed Gort's quality control - for which much thanks. Gent in dinner jacket remains in place pro tem.
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KenWritez
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B62, your pic of you in the dinner jacket is ideal! As they say on your planet, "ab fab." You look mightily distinguished in that costume. FWIW, my vote is you keep it.
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Lynn MagdalenCollege
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Originally posted by J Whitgift:
Will have to find a photo of myself ... ideally not one which says, 'I tried to take this myself (and failed badly)' .
Personally I'm really fond of those "I took this picture myself!" photos (mine is one... I have a collection of them; I just wish the one I took at Stonehenge was better).
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Sorry, Barny! I like your formally outfitted picture, too!
Maybe we should take a rogue's gallery vote. Here's a link to B62's updated photo!
What say ye, shippies?
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