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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Like it - can we have 2 each?
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Barnabas, I love ya and all, but let's keep the James Bond picture, please? The decapitated one is fun, but James Bond is definitely better!
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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Originally posted by Jahlove:
Like it - can we have 2 each?
Hmm.. I could make one graphic out of two photos, I suppose. They'd have to be closer in dimensions than B62's, though.
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RooK
1 of 6
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Originally posted by Gort:
Here's one I combined of two esteemed shipmates in full regalia.
Shit, now everybody knows that KenwriteZ and I are twins since you've made it so blatantly obvious.
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KenWritez
Shipmate
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Re: B62's "new" pic-- pthbbbbh! It makes him look like a game show host! ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif) I vote for "shaken, not stirred."
As for the 2 in 1 pic, who's that incredibly charming yet handsome gent in the pink antennae?
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Now that your covers are blown, I suppose there's nothing left to do but slice it in half and post them in the gallery.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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(My vote, if it's not too late) Like the fuller beard, but the floating head thing reminds me of Holly from Red Dwarf.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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At night, she feeds by dark moonlight. The gallery is her new domain.
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Barnabas62
Shipmate
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Gort
Kelly nailed it. Holly and Red Dwarf was exactly what I had in mind. But let "James Bond" stay - that's misrepresentation but a thousand times better than "game show host".
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Birdseye
I can see my house from here!
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That picture actually scares me too. Maybe I should have gone with the one of me where I'm less monochrome and cuddling my little cat!...
Nah.
[ 26. January 2007, 08:44: Message edited by: Birdseye ]
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babybear
Bear faced and cheeky with it
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Originally posted by RooK:
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Originally posted by Gort:
Here's one I combined of two esteemed shipmates in full regalia.
Shit, now everybody knows that KenwriteZ and I are twins since you've made it so blatantly obvious.
And a devilishly handsome pair you make!
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Ham'n'Eggs
Ship's Pig
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Originally posted by Lynn MagdalenCollege:
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Originally posted by Gort:
This is wonderful! The submissions keep rolling in. I'd like to take this opportunity to encourage other shipmates who haven't shared their photos to do so now!
Gort, I do soooo appreciate all your efforts on the Rogues' Gallery, but I'm concerned that you've mistakenly posted an erroneous pic for Ham'n'Eggs - here is the Genuine Article.
Not even close.
Here is the real deal.
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Lynn MagdalenCollege
Shipmate
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"Callou, callay, oh frabjus day!" he chortled in his joy...
I've never seen a pig recite poetry before, but I swear this one does! Charming, although it doesn't make me drool quite as much as the other one... ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
Edited to add that Chuck Kraft, this last weekend, in discussing the Gadarene demoniac, solemnly informed us that it was the first recorded instance of deviled ham...
[ 29. January 2007, 01:21: Message edited by: Lynn MagdalenCollege ]
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Erin & Friend; Been there, done that; Ruth musical
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Ham'n'Eggs
Ship's Pig
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Heh.
Warning - Not Work-Safe
Another variety of Kraft have a page dedicated to the conjugal act of two Shipmates.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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That's all well and good, but do you plan to share the man behind the frying pan?
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Jerry Myer
Shipmate
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Something interesting when you look through the gallery...
There is a distinct male / female bias on the initial letter of peoples screen name. All the 'N's in the gallery are female, others are mostly male.
I know I am sad to have spotted it but it intrigued me.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Please give a warm welcome to our latest gallery addition:
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Originally posted by Jerry Myer:
All the 'N's in the gallery are female, others are mostly male.
It must be an "N" party!
:groan. I'll get my coat.
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(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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For your consideration and regard, a most admirable update from our very own Alaskan board host:
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Next under the spotlight, a fine figure of man:
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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An update which I have attempted to sharpen with Adobe : [please remember to reload pages that are cached]
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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click on "gallery" in the menu to your left.
(always happy to help an oogler)
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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Left at the Altar
Ship's Siren
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you can comment on how gorgeous I am while you're there (Lord knows, no one else bothers ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif) )
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AdamPater
Sacristan of the LavaLamp
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comet, I think you're lovely.
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Originally posted by AdamPater:
comet, I think you're lovely.
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
this reminds me of the saying: "they said you weren't fit to eat with the pigs, but I defended you! I said you were!"
s'ok, AP. I think you're very intelligent and kind.
And LATA, of course, raises the bar on shipmate hotness. Even I want her.
[eta apostrophe. perfection is still just around the corner...]
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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While you're all oogling, check out our latest addition:
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Corpus cani
Ship's Anachronism
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Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
you can comment on how gorgeous I am while you're there (Lord knows, no one else bothers )
THAT'S A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not only have I commented, but I've pondered and I've mused and I've dreamed and, frankly, I've drooled.
My new garden has very limited veggie bed space but considerable pond space. I'm just worried that Mr LatA might resurface later, and how terribly vulgar would THAT be?
Cc
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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I hear tell that the secret is replacing the viscera with large rocks, Cc.
don't ask the source of this information. you don't want to know.
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Corpus cani
Ship's Anachronism
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Originally posted by comet:
I hear tell that the secret is replacing the viscera with large rocks, Cc.
don't ask the source of this information. you don't want to know.
Ummmmm. I suspect I could well be the source of this information.
Well, I've led a........ busy life............ and I have cousins who might be considered vaguely "gangster"-ish. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
Cc
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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See what you made me do?
back to your regularly scheduled ogling...
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
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Originally posted by Corpus cani:
THAT'S A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not only have I commented, but I've pondered and I've mused and I've dreamed and, frankly, I've drooled.
My new garden has very limited veggie bed space but considerable pond space. I'm just worried that Mr LatA might resurface later, and how terribly vulgar would THAT be?
Cc
You never threaten to kill anybody FOR ME, never dug any plots for anybody (not that the one I was chasing wants me anyway, so maybe you would not have to dig a plot in your garden). But still, it is the THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS...You limey bastard! excuse me for a moment.
[edited can't type through my tears...]
[ 05. February 2007, 21:54: Message edited by: duchess ]
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Ship of Fools-World Party
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KenWritez
Shipmate
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Oh my! Corpus, you little heart-breaker, you!
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Zappa? Any chance of sharing your portrait between drooling and howling? There are several from shipmeets but I've tried to discipline myself from pillaging others webpages as of late. How about it? ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
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duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
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Originally posted by Zappa:
Ah, Duchess ... it may be poor compensation but I drool and whimper every night for you, howling in my pillow ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
But killing is out of the question. I doubt you'd even rough him up a little...I mean IF I were with somebody or something. But it just isn't the same, unless it's a celibate priest who's plotting.
![[Frown]](frown.gif)
[edited out awful possesive pronoun! Almost as bad as your instead of you're. <shudder>}
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basso
Ship’s Crypt Keeper
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Originally posted by comet:
See what you made me do?
back to your regularly scheduled ogling...
I'd rather ogle you than kill for you. . .
b. <no smileys here, nosirree>
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Corpus cani
Ship's Anachronism
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Originally posted by KenWritez:
Oh my! Corpus, you little heart-breaker, you!
Ah, 'twas ever thus. Just something with which we raunchy love gods have to live.
Cc
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Welcome to the gallery, a dedicated shipmate, (the tall, handsome, silent type) registered and lurking on the boards since May, 2004 with a grand total post count of zero!
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chicklegirl
Shipmate
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Originally posted by Zappa:
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Originally posted by Gort:
Zappa? ... How about it?
I'll work on it ... Poor Zeke needs a companion amongst the Zeds/Zees
About time. Dutch and I need to have a face to put with the drool ...
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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Mm. Wot is the desirable dimensions in pixels for Gallery shots please?
[ETA: Remembered I'd read it somewhere and checked 400x 400-600, correct?]
[ 19. February 2007, 09:24: Message edited by: Jimmy B ]
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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The highest resolution portrait your camera can manage are best. If you're on a dial-up, just send me the sharpest one you can and I'll edit it. Otherwise, 400X400 is good.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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My shipboard presence may be a bit erratic for the next couple of months. If anyone wishes to submit new photos and I miss your email, please mention it here or drop Melon or Simon a line. Thanks!
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