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Ellmo
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God was very impressed with Noah's work on the ark. In fact, so impressed that He decided to call him again...

Noah, Noah, it's God here

Yes God, how are you?

Well, good thanks. Hey, do you remember that ark I told you to build some time ago?

Yeah, of course. That was a big job.

Well, I thought you did a flippin good job so I'd like you to build another one. Would you be up to the job?

Yeah, I suppose so. Do you want an ark with the same specifications as the last one?

Yeah, roughly. I want loads of decks on it.

Okay, and also animals?

Yeah, actually fish. To be more precise, I want you to fill it with carp.

Right, so it must be an ark with several decks and filled with carp?

Yep, that's right.

Okay, no problem God. But can I ask you why you need this ark?

Oh, I just thought it would be fun to have my own multi-storey carp-ark.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ellmo:
God was very impressed with Noah's work on the ark. In fact, so impressed that He decided to call him again...

Noah, Noah, it's God here

Yes God, how are you?

Well, good thanks. Hey, do you remember that ark I told you to build some time ago?

Yeah, of course. That was a big job.

Well, I thought you did a flippin good job so I'd like you to build another one. Would you be up to the job?

Yeah, I suppose so. Do you want an ark with the same specifications as the last one?

Yeah, roughly. I want loads of decks on it.

Okay, and also animals?

Yeah, actually fish. To be more precise, I want you to fill it with carp.

Right, so it must be an ark with several decks and filled with carp?

Yep, that's right.

Okay, no problem God. But can I ask you why you need this ark?

Oh, I just thought it would be fun to have my own multi-storey carp-ark.

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One of the reasons we asked people to submit jokes through the link on The Laugh Judgment home page, is so that we could check them out first.

So thanks for the joke, Ellmo, but please don't do it again. We are trying to pick the Top 10, so we have stopped accepting new jokes.

Duo Seraphim, Laugh Judgment Host

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