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Lyda*Rose

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Is she or isn't she...

...(a) Blue blooded Yamaha(?)

Happiness is a cigar called ...

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Chorister

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Curly Wurly.

Get the Abbey

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"Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without." - Confucius

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Sir Kevin
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- it's doggone good. Woof!

Mikey likes it -

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Lyda*Rose

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...if it says Smuckers

When you want to give...

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... every little helps.

Things go better with ...

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Esso Blue!

A finger of fudge is just enough...

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...enriched with nourishing marrowbone jelly.

You're never alone with....

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Sir Kevin
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Mr. Clean.

The most fuel-efficient line of mid-size cars...

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Chorister

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because you're worth it.

This is luxury you can afford, by

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"Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without." - Confucius

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East Price Road
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....Nicole?

People are changing to....

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Pax Romana
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... Nine Lives cat food.

Let Hertz put YOU in ...

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...every bite.


A Mars a day...

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Lyda*Rose

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It's All The Power You Need.

You have a second home, why not ...

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Chorister

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...come home to a real fire.

Nothing acts faster than

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"Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without." - Confucius

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Lyda*Rose

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[tangent]Chorister, that was one of the best pairings yet! [Killing me] [/tangent]

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agrgurich
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quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
...come home to a real fire.

Nothing acts faster than

Metamusil.

It's good to the last drop!

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AJG

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Pax Romana
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... Penzoil motor oil!

Nausea, vomiting, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea ...

Pax Romana

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East Price Road
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....I'm lovin' it.

The car in front is....

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Chorister

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vorsprung durch technik.

You'll never put a better bit of butter on your

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Traveller
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Liquid Engineering

I bet he drinks ...

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East Price Road
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...mild green Fairy liquid.

You know when you've been.....

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Sir Kevin
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a Ford lately.

Purina Dog Chow:

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Lyda*Rose

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...The spirit of Ireland.

There`s vodka and then there`s ...

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East Price Road
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...the great smell of Brut.

The bank that likes to say....

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Sir Kevin
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...you're fired!

The quiet company:

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Chorister

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help you breathe more easily.

Only the crumbliest, tastiest chocolate

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make your house a home

My goodness, my...

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Sir Kevin
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... Chevrolet.

All the news...

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Spike

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because you deserve it.

Have a break, have a ...

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agrgurich
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bottle of Listerine

WINSTON TASTES GOOD LIKE

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AJG

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Pax Romana
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... America's chocolate bar

You deserve a break today ...

Pax Romana

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Lyda*Rose

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...not a lot of clams.

Between love and madness lies ...

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Chorister

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work, rest and play.

Thick and delicious, thick and delicious....

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Sir Kevin
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...3-in-1 oil.

The few, the proud...

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Lyda*Rose

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...the Breakfast of Champions.

Caution: ketchup has...

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Sir Kevin
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...Crunchberries.

Building strong bodies...

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Chorister

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bu, bu, bum, Green Giant. (You are what you eat.)

Flash cleans your baths without

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Pax Romana
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... waxy yellow buildup

Call Roto-Rooter, that's the name ...

Pax Romana

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agrgurich
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We'll keep the lights on for you.

YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS WITH...

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AJG

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Zeke
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...Drivers wanted.


Like it never even happened.

[ 12. June 2009, 21:43: Message edited by: Zeke ]

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Chorister

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...a gurt big dollop.

Double Diamond works wonders....

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agrgurich
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Guanteed to help you lose weight.

PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE...

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Lyda*Rose

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...a bite out of crime!

If only everything in life was ...

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... made to make your mouth water.

Have a Coke and a ...

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You can talk to God in any language, but He prefers Latin or Cranmer's matchless prose.

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Sir Kevin
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Wheaties.

When better cars are built...

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Sir Kevin
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Meant to say:

Have a coke and a Wheaties.

Baseball, apple pie and...

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Chorister

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....two shredded wheat.

Ricicles are twicicles as

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Lyda*Rose

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,,,Getting There Is Half The Fun.

More Doctors Smoke Camels than ...

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Sir Kevin
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... the real thing.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener...

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Pax Romana
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... I can't believe it's not butter.

Morris!

Pax Romana

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